How many jokes from ancient poems?

Zhang Dayou's "Song of Snow" There is an abstraction on the river, and a dark hole on the well. Yellow dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies. Liu Ji's "Nong Wa (Information of Giving Birth to a Girl)" Last year, I was invited by Nong Wa, and this year I was invited again by Nong Wa. I have been making tiles here and there, is this a tile kiln? "Buddha" by Yang Yuchun You sleep well, and everything will be fine once you sleep. If I sleep with you, who will protect the country? Zhu Yuanzhang's "The Golden Rooster announces the dawn" The rooster crows once and pouts once, the rooster crows twice and pouts twice. Call out Fusang three times to sweep away the remaining stars and the dawning moon. Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty was a well-educated emperor. It is said that during one of his trips, a Hanlin scholar named a stone statue named "Weng Zhong" on the roadside was called "Zhong Weng". After returning to the palace, he wrote an ironic limerick: How to pronounce "Weng Zhong" as "Zhong Weng"? Back then, I was a young man with great martial arts skills. From now on, I am no longer allowed to serve as Lin Han and demote you to the south of the Yangtze River as a judge. Yuan Shui's "Ode to the Kuomintang Banknotes" I ran up to the hut to take a shit, but suddenly I forgot to bring toilet paper, so I took out a million banknotes from my bag, which was perfect for wiping my butt. On the grassland in Lili, I can hear the singing of birds everywhere. I want to see from a thousand miles away. Socialism is good! Bragging Why is it so dark? Because cows are flying in the sky! Why are cows flying in the sky? Because you are blowing on the ground!