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What Michael Chen said when he tossed a coin in the apartment.

Ceng Xiaoxian said in the last episode of ipartment: "When faced with two choices, the coin toss always works, not because it always gives the right answer, but because the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want ..."

Attached is a classic quotation from Ceng Xiaoxian:

1. Read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

2. A good person is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

4. Don't wear short skirts without golden hoops, and don't take porcelain works without Jin Gangzuan.

5. Yifei ~ XiaoFeifei ~ ~ Feifei Feifei ~ ~ ~

6. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

7. If a brain-dead person can fly, this place is simply an airport.

8. Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

9. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

The story of 10 tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. hiahiahiahiahia~