I want to hear one or two jokes that kill me, or at least break my belly?

A village teacher taught a peasant woman to read, and when she was learning a quilt, she was prompted to ask her: What do you sleep at night? The peasant woman thought about it and said, it's her husband! The teacher is a little embarrassed! Then I was prompted: What should I do when my husband is away?

"Husband is no longer the village head!"

One day, the rabbit was walking in the forest and met the tiger. The tiger came over and gave him a big-eared photon, saying, don't wear a hat!

The next day, the rabbit put on his hat before going out and met the tiger. The tiger came over and gave him a big-eared photon and said, Tell you to wear a hat! Rabbits are like: it's not a problem all the time. He always has an excuse to bully me! So the rabbit went to the king of beasts and the lion complained. When I walked to the door of the lion's house, I heard the lion and the tiger talking inside: so I listened secretly. I only heard the lion say, don't bully the rabbit so obviously. You should say to him,' Go and find me a woman!' If he finds a fat one, beat him again and say you should be thin. If he finds a thin one, hit him and say you want to be fat! Or you can ask him to get you something to eat. If he gets something sweet, you can say you want something sour. If he eats something sour, you can say you want something sweet. It can also make my king of beasts get by! When I heard this, the rabbit thought, well, what are you complaining about? We are all on the same team. I'd better go home! The next day, the rabbit went out again and met the tiger! The tiger came and said, go and find me a woman! Rabbit asked: Do you want to be fat or thin? The tiger was embarrassed and said, go and get me something to eat. The rabbit asked, do you want sour or sweet? At this time, the tiger suddenly gave the rabbit a big-eared photon and said, don't wear a hat!

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