Create some funny jingles

Care about "gold and gold"

Buy three gold necklaces! Inlaid with jade and agate. Gold ring? Buy ten! Even Xin loves "beauty".

Gold earrings? Not too much! Seven to eight pairs are easy to say. Gold watch? Essential! After spending all the cash, there are still stocks...

It is said that a young girl is too fond of "gold", how can she show deep affection without gold? Xiudao's little sister is also very "cow". How can we call the gold-chasing tribe if she is not "cow".

I’m not talking big words today, Shaoyi will not get married in this generation.

Taste------Sketch of a Mr.

Taste the delicious food and get drunk twice in three days; taste the "scenery" and the public funds will suffer.

Tasting the coolness, my wife was beaten... Tasting the bribe, I was arrested in my dream----

Tasting the handcuffs, I broke out in cold sweat... Tasting the trial, my dream came true... .

Phenomena

When you open a magazine, there are many beauties, but when you open the TV, there are many advertisements. When you pick up a newspaper, there are many clichés and when you read an article, there are many signatures.

There are many typos in buying a new book, and you will be charged more when you go out to do errands. There are too many cars when inspected by leaders, and there are too many public funds for eating in restaurants.

There are many clothes when walking on the street, and there are many business cards when gathering with friends. There are many scammers doing business overseas, and there are many inspections at the beginning and end of the year.

A complete collection of funny drinking jingles

If a man doesn’t drink, it’s like cutting off his hand and having his hand cut off.

No corruption, no bribery, what’s the point of eating and drinking? crime?

How can you work if you don’t eat or drink?

If a person does not drink, he will live in this world in vain; wine is the essence of food, and the more he drinks, the younger he becomes.

Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level; wine style is style, and wine ethics is moral character.

If you don’t drink the wine, it’s useless. It’s not you and me who pay for it.

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Whether it is good or bad, drink up! Be poor, be rich, be drunk!

If you can drink eight taels per catty, you will be sorry to the people and the Party;

If you can drink eight taels and one catty, the Party and the people will be relieved.

Drunk on revolutionary wine every day, ruining the party style and ruining the stomach;

Drunk to the point where the organization has no funds, and the wife sleeps separately;

My wife complained to the Discipline Inspection Commission, who said: It doesn’t matter whether we should drink or not. We are drunk every day.

If you have deep feelings, you can touch it; if you have shallow feelings, you can lick it; if you have weak feelings, you can’t drink it; if you have thick feelings, you can’t drink enough.

Eat more vegetables and drink less; listen to your wife and follow the party.

I pay for it when the public pays for it, and I eat and drink for the sake of my unit.

There is no oil in the mouth, so wander down.

With half a catty of wine, rinse your mouth, with one catty of wine, walk as usual, with two catties of wine, I will walk along the wall.

You can rest assured that comrades who can drink eight taels per catty and drink one catty; comrades who can drink eight taels per catty should be cultivated;

Those who can drink liquor and beer should be cultivated. Comrades need to be transferred; comrades who can drink beer and drinks cannot be asked for.

Don’t drink in the morning, because there are many things to do in the morning; don’t get drunk at noon, because you have a meeting in the afternoon; drink a pound in the evening, and then go to the karaoke bar after drinking.

Recently, Mr. Wang went to a restaurant, and the lighter given by the restaurant was printed with: "Don't get drunk when you drink at noon, because you have a meeting in the afternoon. Don't get drunk when you drink in the afternoon, so that your wife will not look for you at night." One sentence was changed to: "When you drink in the afternoon, drink it down, so that your wife won't look for you at night." The whole house smiled.

Excited heart, trembling hands, I won’t leave until the leader drinks; if I don’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly. (A good father and mother are not as good as a good leader, and a good father and mother are not as good as a good leader) Two or three meals a day, seven or eight taels per meal, the wine shop is like a battlefield, dedicate your stomach to the party.

As long as you have the breeze on your sleeves, why worry about a belly full of alcohol. The soldiers and horses have not moved, but the wine and meat go first; everyone is drunk, and the roads are cleared. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink, which makes my eyes red and my stomach bad. I drank so much that my hands and feet became limp, and my memory deteriorated greatly.

I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it didn’t matter whether we could drink or not, we Also drunk every day!

Excited heart, trembling hands, I won’t leave until the leader drinks; if I don’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

Drink liquor, touch white legs, and get white stripes. Drink red wine, kiss red lips, and receive red envelopes. Drink rice wine, (XO, Remy Ma) play with yellow hair, (foreigner) receive yellow strips).

First couplet: We welcome you with ten dishes and one soup; you can taste eight-treasure chicken, phoenix legs, family portraits, and delicacies from both mountains and seas, and you will feel full and stretch your waist after eating them. Why spend public funds stingily?

Second line: There are ten guests at a table, tasting Wuliangye, Xinghuacun, vermouth, and drinking fine and famous wines. The sky is dark and the earth is dark. Why is it sad to be generous to the country?

Whatever you drink is justified.

As long as it is for the collective, whatever you drink is justified. My face turns red every day, and I get red every month. If the cadres have a meal, we will work for half a year.

When the person trying to persuade someone to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being advised will say: "Lift your buttocks and drink again", which means that the person trying to persuade you to drink will have another drink. At this time, the person trying to persuade you to drink should respond: "Move your buttocks to show respect." . If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good friends. A deep feeling is a suffocation, a shallow feeling is a lick. The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but he thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. How many times do you want to come down? Two little bees flew into the flowers. . . . I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship. If the emotion is deep, one mouthful will be boring; if the emotion is shallow, it will lick it; if the emotion is thick, it will not be enough to drink; if the emotion is weak, it will not drink enough; if the emotion is iron, it will bleed after drinking. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, and four liang are not counted as wine, five, two, and six liang support the wall and walk, and seven, two, and eight liang are still roaring. If a man doesn't drink, he will walk in this world in vain. As long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be used as wine. Wine is food essence. The more you drink, the younger you will be. The east wind blows and the war drums thunder.

Who is afraid of who is drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! How can a person wander in the world without being stabbed~~~How many times can I chop you to death~~~~Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai gave birth to a son who will not be successful~~~What time will he come back~~~A man can live without drinking Like a dog, a man who doesn't smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn't put on makeup lives in vain, and a man who doesn't smoke lives in vain. Half a pound of wine is not a good drink. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. If I walk with half a pound of wine, I will not walk. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can't drink anymore. Drunk on the revolutionary drink every day......Standing with one's legs, drinking does not count. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink. I drink it until my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired. He drank to the point where the masses rolled their eyes, and the unit was short of funds; he drank to the point where his wife shed tears and slept back to back at night. When the complaint was filed to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it - it doesn't matter whether we can drink or not, we are also drunk every day! Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea 6 6! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer! Guests have to get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to everyone present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will come in." The revolutionary drinker got drunk every day, and he went home and had back-to-back meetings with his wife. His wife reported it to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission. He said: It’s not right to drink or not; my wife complained to the Standing Committee of the National People’s Congress, and the director of the National People’s Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget; my wife complained to the Women’s Federation, and the women’s director said: The woman in my family is also drunk every day; my wife complained to At the joint meeting of the Municipal Party Committee, the Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee said: He drank to death and we held a memorial service for him. For small happy people, touch along the wall; for big happy people, drag along the floor. People walking around in the world can't drink without drinking. There is no future. Drink nine times. Focus on training. Only drink drinks. Leaders don't want them. If you can drink, you won't lose. Leaders and secretaries will fall down as soon as they drink. It's hard to keep their official position.

< p> If you drink too much, it’s hard to find talented people. You’ll leave halfway through. It’s too early to get promoted. You’ll lead the whole process. When future leaders get together, they’ll all be close friends. I’ll drink some soothing wine first. When you see injustice on the road, you yell, "Who will drink if you don't drink?" ---Let the person who filed the lawsuit drink a cup of hoeing at noon, and the sweat dripped from the hoeing into the soil, and he drank three cups of wine in a row. Do you think it is bitter or not? [table=98%]

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[td] Reply, I will invite the lady to accompany you for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here and follow your feelings. This time I will drink. ---Ahem, there's no other way, just drink. Madam has told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. Drinking makes a hero brave, and he is afraid of being embarrassed if he refuses to let his wife control his drinking capacity, so he restrains himself not to drink. If you are petty, you are not a gentleman. If you are not a poisonous person, you will not compete in the market economy. Please drink a cup of wine quickly. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink to make new friends and never forget old friends. ---Have a drink with new and old friends. Say goodbye to Baidi Caiyunjian, and take it easy. --- A good drinker, a drink to show off your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a drink for the elder brother. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. ---Drink yourself a cup. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of who is drinking today? Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you have one less drink? If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first! The commodity economy is greatly circulated, and opening up is invigorating.

When drinking with a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. If you don’t speculate and drink heavily, if you don’t want people to know you, unless you toast to the blue sky, blue sea, one cup at a time, the sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. The cup just now cannot be counted as wine. When you drink with a close friend, poetry will come to you. People chant hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If we don’t drink now, we will only be sad in the future. Iron is not iron?

Iron! Then we are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? Deep! Then we are not afraid of fighting. Drop the needle! If you can drink one liang, drink two liang, this will make your friends generous! If you can drink two liang, drink five liang, this is how the comrade party is cultivated! If you can drink half a catty, drink one catty, this is the best friend.

Intimate! If you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president! If you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be! My wife tells me when I am away from home, drink less and drink more. Tao Cai, can't reach it and stands up. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we'll be lazy. If we don't finish eating, we'll take it home. Wine is made from rice, so it’s impossible not to drink it. b is made of meat, so it is a sin. The universe is great in wine, and the sun and moon are long in a pot. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. (Looking for excuses to drink ice water) If you don’t drink ice water, you won’t be able to enjoy your relationship.

Drinking---Like Meng Ling

Tonight there is a lot of laughter and conversation, and the table is full of leftover food and wine. When I asked the people at the banquet, they said, "The reimbursement remains the same." Do you know? Do you know? Don't make the officials fat and the people thin.

I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution

I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are weak, and my memory is greatly impaired.

I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it didn’t matter whether we could drink or not, we Also drunk every day! You have to drink for all three meals

Go for a walk in the morning, sing your fill at noon, and stop until you get drunk at night. A dozen in the morning, three at noon, and a dozen in the evening are nothing. Drinking jingle netizens are all fate. When drinking, you have to drink up. If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance.

When drinking, you have to drink up. Women should give priority to the moonlight in front of the bed. When drinking, you have to drink up. Raise your glass and invite the other person. Good things come to you. Couples sleep in the spring without waking up. I want to drink. I raise my glass and ask netizens, how much should I drink? Drinking is like drinking soup. This person is in business.

Don’t persuade me to drink. I raise my glass and drink it when I work in the court. It must be The police officers are not drunk in eight liang. It must be that the national tax starts with one pound. The People's Liberation Army must be following their feelings. The younger sister drinks first and doesn't say anything. The dearest brother is the elder brother

Secret glances. The beauty who drinks first is destined to be thousands of miles away. ? I sleep in the spring without waking up, and I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The young lady has the final say and the boss comes to meet you. It doesn't matter if you can drink or not. The boss will come back this time. This time, the drinking brother comes to accompany you

Love is always the same in thousands of rivers and mountains, but the lady won't drink. Okay, two orioles are crowing in the green willows. I advise netizens to drink more, so that the little lotus can show its sharp horns. Drink today to pay tribute to the small mountains and flowing water to find a close friend. Let’s drink and talk. I will sing a song for everyone. Let’s drink together now

Handsome guys and beauties are in love with each other. Even if they are not drunk, everyone will drink no matter what kind of alcohol they drink. Even if Zhong Qi encounters Bei and Bai drinking together, they are just passing by in a hurry. Even if Shuai Ali's drinking glass is not empty, it must be Hanfeng

He drinks continuously, Xiaoniao and Ping Ping only drink one pot, this person is Yita and is not afraid of strong liquor, it must be Lao Ma who doesn't hold the wine glass properly. Maybe he smokes lightly and doesn’t drink anything, but most likely the blue wine glass is empty. This person is Dongfang

He drinks beer with a spoon, and he must not even drink a sip even though the door is ajar. This person is the Penguin Wife When you go out, you are told to drink less and eat more vegetables. If you don't hold anything in your hands, you should stand up and be respected by others. If you play tricks, if you can't eat, you should bring it back.

If you don’t commit corruption or take bribes, what’s the crime with eating and drinking? How can you work if you don’t eat or drink?

If a person doesn’t drink, he will live in this world in vain. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

Drinking capacity is courage,

wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character. If you don’t drink, it’s useless.

It’s not you and me who pay for it.

Whether you are prosperous or depressed, you are drunk, you are poor or you are rich or you are drunk.

I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution

, I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, my eyes are red from drinking, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft from drinking,

I drank so much that I lost my memory.

I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night.

When the complaint was made to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it didn’t matter whether he could drink or not, we They are also drunk every day.

Village-level cadres drink soju, talk and do troublesome things; township-level cadres drink white wine, talk in plain words and make illicit promises;

County-level cadres drink spleen wine, Wear leather clothes and engage in treason; prefecture-level cadres drink rice wine, show yellow cards, and read yellow discs;

Provincial-level cadres drink red wine, wear red skirts, and receive red envelopes; national-level cadres drink foreign wine and speak foreign languages. Picking up foreign girls

There is no such thing as poverty

Drinking jingle

If you don’t engage in corruption or bribery, what’s the crime in eating and drinking?

How can you work if you don’t eat or drink?

If a person does not drink, he will walk in this world in vain.

Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be.

Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine ethics is character.

If you don’t drink alcohol, it’s useless. It’s not you and me who pay for it. < /p>

If you can drink eight taels and one catty, the party and the people can rest assured.

I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, which ruins the party style and ruins my stomach;

I drink so much that the girl sighs, and my wife goes back to back;

My wife went to the Discipline Inspection Commission, who said:

It’s not right whether we should drink or not. We are drunk every day.

You can rest assured that comrades who can drink eight taels per catty can drink eight taels per catty; comrades who can drink eight taels per catty should be cultivated;

They can drink eight taels per catty. Comrades who drink liquor and beer must be transferred away; comrades who can drink beer and drinks cannot be transferred.

Tips from the section chief

Don’t drink too much in the morning, you have work in the morning;

Don’t get drunk at noon

You have a meeting in the afternoon;

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If you drink less at night, you still have to find your wife.

A story about drinking

Drinking to the point where the agency has no funds

Drinking to the point of hurting the liver and stomach

Drinking to the point where the wife sleeps separately

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I drank so much that I reported it to the Commission for Discipline Inspection

Drinking a story

One sip is deeply emotional and feels good. Drinking is so emotional that it is not enough

Drinking a story Then

Eat more vegetables

Drink less, listen to your wife and follow the party

Drink one thing

Follow Brother Cian and hold him The hand that pays the bill

Drinking jingle

Comrades who can drink eight taels and one catty can rest assured;

One who can drink eight taels and one catty, so Comrades who can drink liquor and beer must be cultivated;

Comrades who can drink liquor and beer must be transferred away;

Comrades who can drink beer and drinks must not be removed.

Leaders drink alcohol

If they can drink eight taels per catty, they are sorry for the people and the party;

If they can drink eight taels and one catty, the Party and the people are relieved.

Drunk on the revolutionary drink every day, spoiling the party spirit and spoiling the stomach;

Drinking makes the girl sigh,

Drinking makes the wife stand back to back;

My wife went to the Discipline Inspection Commission, and the Discipline Inspection Commission said:

It doesn’t matter whether we should drink or not. We are drunk every day.

Seven Wine Talks

No corruption, no bribery, what’s the crime in eating and drinking?

How can you work if you don’t eat or drink?

If a person does not drink, he will walk in this world in vain.

Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be.

Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine ethics is character.

If you don’t drink alcohol, it’s useless. It’s not you and me who pay for it.

Drink whether you are prosperous or declining, rich or drunk whether you are poor

Five tips for drinking

There is no oil in your mouth, wandering down, half a catty of wine, Rinse your mouth, drink a pound of wine, and walk as usual. With two pounds of wine, I will walk along the wall.

In the morning it is Bao Gong, at noon it is Guan Gong and in the afternoon it is Jigong.

Eat for half a day, drink for half a day, sleep for half a day with enough food and wine, wait until tomorrow to do the things to be done, and compete with the gods like this every day.

Asleep in the morning, drink at noon, and get drunk at night.

I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink, which spoils the party style and ruins my stomach. I drink to the point where my wife is back to back. It doesn’t matter whether we should drink or not. We are also drunk every day!

Five Tips on Drinking

I drank so much that my office ran out of money, so much that I hurt my liver and stomach

I drank so much that my wife slept separately, so I reported it to the Discipline Inspection Commission

The feeling is deep and the relationship is good after one sip. Drinking is not enough to express feelings

Eat more food, drink less and listen to your wife and follow the party

Follow Brother Cian and hold the hand that pays the bill

Public family I pay for my stomach, and eat and drink for my unit

If a leader can drink eight taels per catty, he is sorry for the people and the party; if he can drink eight taels and one catty, the party and the people can rest assured.

I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, which ruins the party style and ruins my stomach; I drink so much that the girl is peeing, and my wife is so drunk that she goes back to back; The wife goes to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the Commission for Discipline Inspection says: Should I drink or not? No, we are also drunk every day.

Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Drinking together is indispensable! If you don’t drink it and I don’t drink it, where will the country’s wine be stored? If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national road?

One drink, two wines, one lost, three wines, two dead wives, four wines, mountains and rocks, five wines, four rooms without wine, six wines, enlightenment to the temple, seven wines, leaving poems, eight wines, begging bait, nine wines, two world heritage sites every day. Three sessions, four or five taels per meal. The wine shop is like a battlefield. Give your stomach to the party.

Go to the countryside and take a jeep and go straight to the township government. My eyes are red from drinking, and my belly is bulging with food. Go back and get the subsidy, push six, two and five. Two a day] know the way back. He strayed into the depths of the garbage and vomited, which caused countless flies to fly.

I get drunk every day on old revolutionary wine, which ruins my stomach after drinking the party spirit. The relationship between husband and wife has deteriorated greatly, and they sleep back to back at night. My wife complained to the Discipline Inspection Commission, and the Discipline Inspection Commission’s attitude was also relieved. In order not to fall behind economically, don’t drink too much in the future. Drunk. If you want to drink expensive wine, bring a bottle back and the whole family will get drunk.

Public relations and public relations are all about wine; friendship and friendship are all about wine.

If you drink like soup, this person is in industry and commerce; if you drink, you don’t need to be persuaded to work in the court; if you drink a toast, you must be a police officer; if you are not drunk for eighty ounces, this person is in the national tax; if you start with a pound, you must be the People’s Liberation Army; 2 If you can still hold your weight, you must be an armed police officer; if you can't drink, you must be a tobacco smoker.

Eat early and late at night, eat with someone else, eat by yourself if there are no guests, eat boldly if you have money, eat on credit if you don’t have money.

It looks like water, tastes spicy, makes you look troublesome when you drink it, makes you stumped when you walk, you have to look for water at night, and regrets it when you wake up early