What jokes do men like to tell when they like women?

Someone said:? There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements. A joke that can be told must have experienced inner anxiety and countless brain evolutions before you dare to blurt it out. Replacing truth with jokes can only be understood by those who understand. ?

Many times, a word blurted out, bringing harm to the other party, will be relieved with a joke excuse, in fact, that is the most true words in my heart. Jokes only add a little interest and become less serious.

Feelings can't be joked, but people always treat feelings with jokes, because such jokes, even if they are affectionate, are hidden.

So, what jokes do men like to tell you and 80% like you? If a woman hears the following three sentences, don't pretend not to understand.

The first sentence:? How can you be so stupid? Who can tolerate you except me?

When a man thinks a woman is stupid, he actually has an impulse to protect her. In women's eyes, men are belittling themselves, but in fact, it is just the opposite.

Although it was only a joke, it was his heartfelt words. In his opinion, even if you are stupid, he is willing to tolerate you and take care of you. If men really think you are stupid, then there is nothing to tolerate you.

Men are actually hinting at you when they joke like this. If you really think that men are abandoning you, you will only break men's hearts.

The second sentence:? If no one marries you, then I will accept you very reluctantly?

Many times, this seemingly agreed joke will be played between friends of the opposite sex. When a woman hears such a joke, she will think that the man is joking with herself for the first time, and then argue with the man and tell him that he will definitely get married.

In fact, a man seems to be joking and reluctant to part with it, but it is actually his true inner thoughts. He secretly likes you, but he doesn't want to burden you. I hope you can find your true happiness. He will guard you silently, and only when you are alone in the end will he really marry you.

The third sentence:? Why do you have such a bad eye and all the men you like are not good?

Between friends of the opposite sex, if someone talks about love, they will let everyone know, let everyone help to see if this person is good, and hope to get everyone's blessing.

Every time they fall in love, men joke:? Why is your eyesight so poor? The man you like is not good. ? It sounds terrible, and it feels demeaning to both you and the person you like.

In fact, this is a sign that men are jealous. He is annoyed that you can't see him around him, and he is also angry that he didn't tell you. Men's jokes are actually hints to you. Only if you like him, your eyes are the best.

Many feelings can only be hidden in my heart, fearing that once I say it, I may not even have friends; A lot of feelings can only be hidden in jokes. If you say it and smile, you will feel more comfortable.

Secret love for each other, but afraid of causing a burden to each other; I have a crush on each other, but I'm afraid of rejection. Finally, I don't have the courage to express it directly.

In fact, many times, two people obviously love each other, but they just don't say it, just like Nana's sketch. They missed many years and finally dared to speak their minds. If they had said it earlier, there wouldn't be so much bitterness and suffering.

If you love, say it boldly, don't secretly like it, but you get nothing in the end. If you feel each other's love, respond to him boldly, so that both of you have a chance to get close to happiness.