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Roy's Liu Haiyuan really looks like sunglasses. What are your daily highlights?
Wear pants in the morning?
After coming to college, I feel that I can't learn anything in class, so I should adjust my college life well. My goal for myself is to get up and run at least every morning. This morning, I got up as usual and put on sweatpants and sneakers. After I put on my shoes and pants, I found that my pants were on backwards. Because my roommates are sleeping, I don't want to disturb them in the dormitory at all, and I don't want to waste any more time changing pants and shoes, so I put on a pair of ball pants and came out. I think, I hope others won't find my pants on inside out.
Wash your face and brush your teeth
I don't know if you have a dull moment, that is, your hands have been busy, but your heart has flown to where. I thought brushing my teeth was a daily thing, and nothing could go wrong, but I overestimated myself. I have squeezed facial cleanser on toothpaste many times. Here I want to add that my facial cleanser and toothpaste box are completely different, both in color and shape, but I don't know why I squeezed facial cleanser on my toothbrush when squeezing toothpaste! Facial cleanser is used to brush your teeth, and it doesn't taste good. This stupid thing really makes me helpless and funny!
I think I may have a funny constitution. Sometimes friends will say that even if I do nothing in my life, it looks funny!
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