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China Football Association, what's the name of Xuanwei Ham?
At present, football in China is doing this kind of digging-filling.
12 14. The China Football Association officially issued the Notice on Implementing the Non-enterprise Change of Club Name, and the change of club name is irreversible.
Despite repeated efforts by some clubs to keep their names, repeated appeals by Guoan, and the momentum created by TEDA Jianye fans ... all these have not changed the determination of China Football Association, except Shenhua, which has no equity relationship and can keep its name, all clubs must be renamed neutral. In the complicated situation of football in China, the Football Association put the retreat of renaming on everything and forced a one-size-fits-all approach.
This is the most ridiculous and sad place of China Football Association. The so-called reform is actually beating around the bush. The name of the enterprise was originally named "Guangzhou Baiyun" in the 1980s. Under the background of reform and opening up, the1984 FA Cup, a "new thing" in China football, was sponsored by Guangzhou Baiyun Pharmaceutical Factory. This model quickly swept the country and affected other ball games. 1994 when the professional league started, it was taken for granted that the company name was tied to the club. Guoan, TEDA, Jianye, Luneng ... have replaced the original Beijing team, Tianjin team, Henan team and Shandong team, and have become the fixed names for the home team in the hearts of local fans, and they have already had feelings and fetters. If there was ever anything about football in China,
But now, under the banner of "diversified investment", it has changed again! Cut off one of the most distinctive places after the professional reform of football in China! In other words, before returning to liberation overnight, everyone went back to call the Beijing team, Tianjin team and Henan team. ......
Isn't this the joke about digging holes and filling the soil? It's been a long time, from the reform of 1984 to now, nothing has been done, and it has been changed back?
The author told another story to the China Football Association. Do you know that the famous Xuanwei ham has also been renamed?
Xuanwei ham is a time-honored brand in China, which has existed since the Ming Dynasty. It is a famous local specialty in Yunnan Province, also known as "Yuntui". I believe everyone has tasted it and is famous at home and abroad for its excellent color, fragrance and taste. Traveling to Yunnan, Xuanwei ham is almost a necessary gift for friends and relatives.
Xuanwei Ham, from xuanwei county. The name "Xuanwei" has a strong historical color. Because it is located on the border of Yunnan, all the border place names in history have a little discrimination against ethnic minorities. Usually, place names contain the words "Sui, Zhen, Hua, Ping and Xuan", which symbolizes the centralized conquest of the border by the feudal dynasty.
Because of this, after liberation, in order to eliminate the cultural influence of the feudal dynasty and show the good-neighborliness of the border, these place names with historical traces have been changed. For example, Dihua changed to Urumqi, Guisui changed its name to Hohhot, Anton changed to Dandong, and Zhennanguan changed to Friendship Pass. ......
The original "killing Hu Fort" and "Lu Zhen Fort" of Shanxi Ancient Great Wall was changed to killing Hu Fort and Bao Fort.
The name Xuanwei has a strong color of feudal dynasty conquest. It has existed since the Han Dynasty, symbolizing "declaring the great power of great men", and of course it was renamed, so it was changed to "Rong Feng". The famous Xuanwei ham was also changed to "Rong Feng ham".
But Xuanwei ham is a famous brand, and people only recognize it, especially when exporting it. How will foreign businessmen react when they hear about "Rong Feng Ham"? I ordered Xuanwei ham. Why did I change my face to a Rong Feng? Don't!
Rong Feng ham can't be sold, which seriously affects the export to earn foreign exchange. There is no way to report it layer by layer and let the leaders make the final decision. What should I do?
At that time, the top leader patted his thigh: let's change back to Xuanwei! There is nothing wrong with this, to publicize the power of the socialist revolution to the enemy! Declare the dictatorship of the proletariat!
1959, Rongfeng County was changed back to xuanwei county. Great, the brand of Xuanwei ham has been restored. This explanation makes sense. Don't worry about feudalism, it's solved satisfactorily!
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