I want an idiom story.

Kill the goose that lays the golden egg: Once upon a time, there was a man who kept an old hen at home. This hen is very capable of laying eggs, but for a while, she always didn't lay eggs and was sick. The man thought it useless to raise a chicken that couldn't lay eggs, so he killed it. After breaking the chicken's stomach, he found that the reason why the chicken got sick was gallstones, which were like eggs. When I was killing chickens, it happened that Sister Xianglin, who spoke very quickly next door, came to visit. When he saw it, he talked nonsense everywhere, saying that this man killed a hen who could lay eggs and was short-sighted and killed an old hen.

Mao Sui recommended himself: Mao Sui is a young man of literature and art who often writes short articles and publishes them on the Internet, but Netease moderators and netizens don't like his articles because they are so bad. I have been on BBS for a year or two, but I have received few replies to the articles I wrote, and the moderator didn't give me a word "recommendation", which made me very unhappy. Therefore, when publishing articles on BBS in the future, Mao Sui should add a word "recommendation" to the title of the article. For example, "Don't shout if you have pleasure" and "recommend". I am a great clown. Writers and moderators laughed at his self-deception, so they described this practice as "self-recommendation".

Three visits to the thatched cottage: During the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei wanted to invite Zhuge Liang out of the mountain to help him conquer the world, so he went to Longzhong to invite him. Liu Biao, Liu Bei's boss, has always been dissatisfied with Liu Bei, and the meals prepared for him on weekdays are all scraps. On this day, after eating, Liu Bei sat in Zhuge Liang's place for a while, and his stomach began to hurt. He went to the toilet three times in a short time. Zhuge Liang thought that Liu was in poor health today and came to see me with diarrhea. He was very moved and went out of the mountain. Toilets are also called latrines, latrines and huts in rural areas. So later generations described this allusion as "three visits to the cottage."

Quench thirst by looking at plum blossoms: Cao Cao once marched to fight, and the soldiers were very tired, lacking in spirit and fighting spirit. Cao Cao lied and said, "There is a village ahead. There is a Miss Mei in Meizhuang. She is beautiful and good-looking. Whoever goes to the battlefield first, I will give her to him as his wife. " Hearing this, the soldiers were refreshed and their saliva flowed down. Finally arrived in Guandu as scheduled and defeated Yuan Shao. Later, people called this allusion "looking at plums to quench thirst".