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What stories did celebrities read when they were young?
Copying books? Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.
2. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City
On one occasion, Gorky was absorbed in reading when he was boiling water. He didn't realize that the water had boiled, so the tea urn burned out. This is a disaster. The fierce woman grabbed a pine branch and called Gorky. She scolded Gorky and beat him black and blue, so she had to call a doctor. Gorky's body was black and blue, with blood oozing from some places and wooden thorns in his meat. The doctor pulled out twelve wooden thorns from his back and encouraged Gorky to report with indignation.
The hostess was afraid at this time. She was afraid that Gorky would sue her for abuse. Immediately, he changed his poor face and said, "Son! As long as you don't report me, I will agree to whatever conditions you ask. "
"Do you keep your word?"
"yes." The hostess said helplessly.
"As long as you allow me to study after work, I won't tell on you."
The hostess reluctantly agreed. In this way, Gorky has a glimmer of hope in every cloud, and at the expense of suffering, he has got the right to study in his spare time.
3. Che Yin
Che Yin, a native of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was studious when he was young. He helps adults during the day and studies hard at night. But because the family is poor, they often have no money to buy oil lamps or read books. He was very upset about it.
One summer night, Che Yin sat in the yard silently recalling the contents of the book he had read, and suddenly found many fireflies flashing in the air in the yard. He suddenly felt that if these fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they be able to read by their light? So he began to catch fireflies, caught more than a dozen, put them in white gauze sewing pockets and hung them on the desk. From then on, he studied hard by fluorescence every day.
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