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Ambiguous language between men and women

Ambiguous language between men and women 1 1. You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I will make a reservation first. (The things in the next life will be used to please you in this life) 2. I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night. (Make get off work like this become more interesting and meaningful) 3. Why do you look like a white-bone man, but you can’t even tell your age. (Ha, saying such words to middle-aged women must make them feel as beautiful as a fairy) 4. Just marry me, and I won’t need to borrow money from you. (A man can not only solve the embarrassment of borrowing money from a woman, but also make a woman happy for lending money to a man. A slick man can also please a woman if he takes advantage.) 5. Why are you dressed so beautifully and always showing off in front of me? , did you intentionally make me make a mistake? (It takes so much effort to flatter and tease a woman) 6. I will wait until your big bad wolf is not at home, otherwise, you will be afraid of seeing me. (A common joke in online chats, who is afraid of who is not? Anyway, it’s okay if the big bad wolf is not at home) 7. If you want to elope, don’t find anyone else. (Come to me directly, haha) 8. Hurry up and become a leader, I’m waiting for you to set my unspoken rules. (Haha, there are also unspoken rules for waiting for others to come to you. You have to flatter people early!) 9. I waited until all the flowers withered while I waited for you to become a vixen. (It would be too boring to say directly that I hope you will seduce me.) 10. I don’t hope there will be an afterlife, otherwise I won’t have the courage to make a mistake with you in this life. (I feel very urgent, and I seem to be very determined. I am joking, but of course I have to achieve the desired effect.) 11. If you stay with me, I won’t sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to bed together. (A funny saying on the Internet is that companionship is at both ends of the Internet. If you sleep together, you will sleep separately. But why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous?) 12. Leave your money to me. I will be like My wife will help you spend it. (Don't say anything, hand over the bankbook, and don't tell her the password) 13. You go back to cook first, I have to wait for a while before going back. (Originally, the first and second sentences have the same meaning, but when put together, there is an overtone of ridicule) 14. When men and women are paired together, work will not be tiring. Do you know what the job is? (Don’t think wrongly, or you will fall into the trap) 15. We haven’t seen each other for a few days. Look, I think you are losing weight. (It’s probably a fact that you’ve lost weight, but why have you lost weight? Are philandering men also infatuated?) 16. Your skin is so white, it makes me sleepless at night. (Flattering others can be said in such a subtle way, but it is a bit exaggerated) 17. You are so good that I don’t even want you to go back to someone else’s home. (Ha, I’m attacking someone else’s husband, so be careful with the stick) 18. When I see you, I start to feel sorry, because there is only one wife. (I originally kept it for you, but unfortunately I didn’t know you at that time. It’s easy to say this, just to take advantage) 19. Never tell your husband that I hate you, otherwise, he will be happy. (To be honest, it’s not kind to drag someone else’s husband in to support you.) 20. After you left yesterday, I felt lovelorn again. Ambiguous language between men and women 2 1. Why did it suddenly disappear? I don’t know what I would be worried about. If you were chatting, you suddenly left because of something and didn’t reply for a long time, or the two of them had been dating for a while and suddenly disappeared. After contacting you for a few days, the other party will say, "Why did you suddenly disappear? I don't know how worried I will be." This has two meanings. One is missing and worrying about you, and the other is blaming you. No matter which one it is, it is all revealing that he likes you. Because he likes you, he will care about how you disappeared suddenly after a good chat. He will worry about whether something happened to you. At the same time, he will blame you for not contacting you and make him feel flustered. It also made him worry about gains and losses. 2. Off-the-shelf earthy love words. People are in the ambiguous stage. People will try their best to let the other party know their feelings, and also want to know the other party's thoughts. They will naturally say some nice words and want to say some love words, but they are worried about being too direct. Bai, some interesting earthy love words are more appropriate at this time. If the other party often says some earthy love words to you unexpectedly, this is definitely interesting to you and wants to develop further with you. It is also telling you. His true feelings.

3. You are the type I like. When men and women are chatting in the ambiguous period, they will inevitably talk about some topics about feelings. Some will even directly ask the other person what kind of person they like and what type they are. Some people’s answer is It's very vague, saying some words about how you feel, and some of them can be very specific, like good-looking, pretty, tall, etc. If the other person is very direct, like telling you jokingly, "You are my type, I think." This is the one I’m looking for.” This is a relatively direct confession. Although it’s a joke, don’t think it’s a real joke. 4. I suddenly feel hungry, please treat me to something delicious. When you are chatting, the other person suddenly says, "I suddenly feel hungry, please treat me to something delicious." This means that he misses you and wants to go out with you. On a date, you would naturally like such an invitation, otherwise you would not take the initiative to create opportunities for yourself so that both parties can get to know each other more deeply and have the opportunity to date. 5. You are the best. Only you are the best to me and know me best. When people are in a relationship, they will eventually be recognized and recognized by each other. If the other party tells you ""You are the best, only you are the best to me. "The best, know me best" means that he likes you and feels that you are the best and the best of all people. This is beauty in the eye of the beholder. At the same time, he also feels that you are very good to him and know him best. This means that he likes you and feels that you are the best and the best of all. It’s also my liking for you, recognition of you, and wanting to be with someone who treats him well and understands him. The so-called ambiguity means that a man and a woman are above friends. The relationship between lovers is when they have a good impression of each other and want to develop further, but there is no clarity. At this time, there is love and a hazy feeling. Beautiful, when chatting, you will inevitably be different from others, and there will be ambiguity in it. Most of the above words will be said, and sometimes they will be said as a joke, which can avoid some embarrassment, temptation, and Caring and liking. If you like the other person, you might as well pay more attention when chatting.