A little humorous joke

Lie in the game

Mr. Shi saw a group of children around a puppy. He asked. What are you doing?

A child said:? We lied in the competition, and whoever lies the most will get the puppy. ?

Teacher Shi said: Nonsense, I never lied when I was your age. ?

When the child heard this, he quickly said, Dad, I am undercover. You won. This puppy is yours. ?

Dad can't keep up.

Teacher:? I really don't understand. You have always been my favorite student, ranking first in everything, but in the past half month, you have suddenly been in a mess and can't do any homework. What the hell is going on?

Student:? It's very simple, teacher. Now my father can't keep up. ?

younger brother

The children's goods store gives each customer's child a balloon. A boy wants two. The clerk said, I'm very sorry, but we only give one to each child. Do you have a younger brother?

The boy said with great regret, I don't have a younger brother, but my sister has a younger brother, and I want to get one for him. ?

? Smart. ? The clerk smiled and gave him another balloon.

Overcorrected

? Haier, don't you feel shy? The mother, who is receiving guests in the living room, said to her little daughter, it is impolite for you to walk so hard downstairs. ?

After a while, Haier appeared in front of her mother again: Mom, did you hear me go downstairs this time?

Mom:? No, good boy, it will always be like this, but how did you get downstairs this time?

Haier:? I slipped off the handrail. ?

Wife's worry

When climbing the mountain, the wife warned her husband: don't go to dangerous places, you know, our food is still in your backpack. ?

ask the way

A girl's mother often teaches her daughter this method. One day, passers-by asked the girl, Little Sister, where do these two roads lead?

The little girl said, my mother told me that the one in the east can pass my house, but the one in the west can't. ?

Dad is very naughty

Son:? Dad, how many names do you have?

Dad:? I only have one name. ?

Son:? Don't lie to me, aren't you still called naughty?

Dad:? Naughty? Who said that?

Son:? In class today, the teacher called me naughty in front of the whole class, son. ?

Take care of yourself.

The wayward daughter is finally getting married. The prospective son-in-law went to visit her future parents-in-law. The bride's father looked at him anxiously and said, after you get married, you must

The prospective son-in-law immediately said: I know, I will take good care of her after marriage. ?

As a result, the bride's father shook his head and said, I mean, after marriage, you must take care of yourself. ?

Bigger than the mouth

One night, a newlywed couple was kissing and was just seen by the bride's 6-year-old brother. Somehow, my brother ran over and asked my mother, what is my sister's brother-in-law doing?

His mother said:? Whose mouth is bigger than theirs? ?

Hens bloom.

Xiao Li went to grandma's house in the country for a holiday. One day, she was playing in the garden and saw a peacock. She has never seen such a bird. After watching it for a while, she sneaked into the house and shouted, Grandma, come and see, there is a hen blooming here. ?

Dispel doubts

Nine out of ten households in a residential area have installed security doors, but only one does not.

One day, nine families were collectively stolen, but the thief on the door without a security door wrote:? You trust me, and I trust you!

suggestion

Doctor! A lady screamed and broke into a gentleman's room. Please tell me what happened to me.

The gentleman looked at her from head to toe, and then said slowly, madam, I have three things to tell you: first, you must lose 50 Jin. Second, if you wear less rouge and lipstick, it will look much better than now. Third, I am a painter, and the doctor lives downstairs.

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