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In the middle of the night, the phone rang ... (digital article)

Taiyi:

At midnight, the phone rang. Come and answer the phone together.

Begging for rain: "Yawn (before Taiyi speaks)"

There is no sound across the street. After a while, there was a bang from the opposite side. Taiyi crushed the receiver.

Begging for rain: "Is this terrible?" Everyone: "I heard that he quarreled with Mei Mei today ..."

Ah and the article:

In the middle of the night, the phone rang and Ah He answered it.

Begging for rain: "Hello? Hello? " (The opposite is deafening rock sound)

(Five minutes later ...)

Begging for rain: "Hey! ? ! ? Hey! ? ! ? "(The opposite is still deafening rock sound)

(Fifteen minutes later ...)

Pray for rain: "(putting down the receiver with a straight face) Forget it ..."

A He: "(keeps saying this) I heard it. Talk! "

Photonic language:

At midnight, the phone rang. Photonic Lang is working on the computer. He picked up the phone.

Qiuyu: "Hello, I'm looking for Photonic Lang."

Photonic Lang: "Ah, yes! Please try this code here.

Begging for rain: "(angry) Did you listen to me! ? "

Photonic Lang: "Hell, it won't work ... and then format this ..."

Pray for rain and put down the phone.

(Fifteen minutes later ...)

Photonic Lang: "(surprised) Why am I holding the receiver ..."

American:

At midnight, the phone rang. Mei Mei, pick up.

Qiuyu: "Hello, I'm Taiyi."

Put the phone down across the street.

Qiuyu: "She really quarreled with Taiyi ..." Man: "I told you you didn't believe me ..."

Ear plate:

Operator: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is temporarily unavailable ..."

Begging for rain: "What's the matter! ? "

People: "Is it too difficult to unplug the telephone line?"

Begging for rain: "It is possible."

Ah Wu:

At midnight, the phone rang. Wu picked up the phone.

Qiuyu: "I am Jia's rival in love ... no, I am your rival in love."

Ah Wu: "Yes. (very calm) "

Begging for rain: "I will kill you!" " "

Ah Wu: "Yes. (very calm) "

Begging for rain: "Aren't you afraid?"

Wu: Don't mess with me.

O help:

At midnight, the phone rang. Help answer the phone.

Pray for rain: "Hello, I'm Yin Meng praying for rain."

Ask for help: "You came at the right time. Let me ask you a math problem. As we all know, x is equal to the upper and lower sides of a trapezoid. ...

(When Zhu finished reading the question and heard the microphone, the opposite side had dropped. )

Nasu:

Begging for rain: "Hello, her phone is busy."

Zhong: Our phone is in arrears. You call her cell phone. "

Begging for rain: "It has been ringing for more than ten minutes. Why didn't she answer it? "

Zhong: "I forgot to tell you that your mobile phone is vibrating."

Main auxiliary items:

At midnight, the phone rang. Jing Daole answered the phone.

Qiuyu: "Hello, I'm Jiaer."

Jing Daole: "Jia Er! ? (voice suddenly becomes mature) I was just looking for you. Are you free tomorrow? A new coffee shop has opened in Shinjuku. It's good. Let's go to the zoo the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow ... "

Begging for rain: "(covering the microphone) Is he finished?"

Man: "Who told you that you are Jia's?"

Little saint:

At midnight, the phone rang. Xiaoxian, answer the phone.

Begging for rain: "Hello. Excuse me, is the tire of your car broken? "

Fairy: "(surprised) How do you know?"

Begging for rain: "(sneering) Is there anything I don't know? (Because I originally punctured the tire) Do you want some' black equipment'? "

Fairy: (silent for a moment) Don't touch my inner scar!

Begging for rain: "psycho,' black equipment' is the name of a tire."

Xiao Jing:

At midnight, the phone rang. Xiaojing, answer the phone.

Qiuyu: "Hello, I'm looking for Inoue Miyako."

Xiao Jing: "Are you a man or a woman?"

Begging for rain: "A man ... no, a woman."

Xiao Jing: "I don't associate with neutral people at all." (hangs up)

According to the weaving article:

At midnight, the phone rang. It has been ringing for more than ten minutes.

Pray for rain: "What is a fire field branch doing? Still not answering the phone. "

It rang for dozens of minutes.

Pray for rain: "(put down the phone) Toda Yizhi, I will get back at you one day!" " "

(crowd: "didn't you answer the phone just now?" Begging for rain: "My phone bill!" "

A father died of begging for rain. ...

Create a good article:

At midnight, the phone rang. Liang Jian answered the phone.

Liang Jian: "Hello. I'm Li Jianliang, who are you looking for? "

Pray for rain: "We should be polite in China. I am Liu Ji. "

Liang Jian: "Kliuji is not from China."

Begging for rain: "..."

Revelation:

At midnight, the phone rang. Guilmon, pick up.

Qiuyu: "I'm looking for Ren Kai, not you."

Guilmon: "You can't disturb Ren Kai."

Begging for rain: "Why! ? "

Guilmon: "Because he is dating Shuli." (all+ pray for rain: "What time is it! ? ")

Leave her article:

At midnight, the phone rang. Do not hang up.

Liu Ji: "Come on, I'm going to bed."

Begging for rain: "I am still Japanese." I am Liang Jian. "

Liu Ji: "Ke Liangjian is not Japanese."

Begging for rain: "..."

Book stand

At midnight, the phone rang. Shu Li got up and answered the phone.

Pray for rain: "(Surprised) Aren't you dating Ren Kai?"

Shu Li: "Who told you that?"

Pray for rain: "I have the responsibility to protect the safety of witnesses."

Shu Li: "Is he dead or are you dead?"

Pray for rain: "(covering the microphone) Didn't you say that Shu Li is very gentle?"

All: "Any girl is very excited about this kind of problem."

Begging for rain: "but I didn't."

Person: "Because you don't belong to a girl."

Begging for rain: "What did you say! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! * % # & amp& amp(*^(%&； ^&； )()^$^$&； *)($#%! *(*_"

(Over there, Shu Li): "Hey, hey ..."

Rio Tinto also:

At midnight, the phone rang. Rio Tinto also got up to answer the phone.

Begging for rain: "Hello. I am Minamoto Kouji. "

Tuozai: "(laughs) You are not Guisi."

Begging for rain: "Why?"

Takuya: "Because Keiji has never said' hello' to me."

Begging for rain: "God is a fool, can't I make an exception?"

Tuoye: "(surprised) Huier, what can I do for you?"

Begging for rain: "Didn't you say I'm not Huier?"

Toyo: "Huier is the only one who says that I am a fool made by God."

Keiji:

At midnight, the phone rang. Huier got up and answered the phone, almost as often as the phone rang.

Pray for rain: "(surprised) so fast!"

Hui Ji: "(Silence) ..."

Begging for rain: "(You don't like to talk at ordinary times. Look who consumed energy today! " ! )……"

Hui Ji: ".........."

Begging for rain: ".........."

An hour later, I prayed for rain and hung up the phone. )

Pray for rain: "(Angry) Minamoto Kouji, if you don't reimburse me for your phone bill today, I will become a ghost haunting you!"

Man: "Alas ..."

Koizumi's article:

At midnight, the phone rang. Koizumi got up and answered the phone.

Begging for rain: "(holding his nose) I am the beast of kamala ..."

Koizumi: "Ah ———————"

The next day, everyone saw praying for rain in the hospital.

Begging for rain: "Orimoto Izumi, that dead girl, can shout 120 decibels, which almost shocked me!"

Friend tree:

At midnight, the phone rang.

As the telephone is in the living room, there is no light in the living room. Tomoki was scared. So it took ten minutes to get there.

Begging for rain: "Is it an ice friend tree?"

Tomoki: "Yes ..."

Begging for rain: "coward, just 12, what's terrible?"

Uncle You: "Whoops-"

Pray for rain: "Forget it, I'll call Tuo again and tell him Youshu is crying.

Ordinary articles:

At midnight, the phone rang. Get up and answer the phone.

Qiu Yu: "I'm Xiao ... (Everyone picks up the phone and says,' Do you want to make the same mistake as Jing Daole?' )"

Chunping: "What are you?"

Begging for rain: "little ... little ... little sage."

Chunping: "Are you a little saint?"

Begging for rain: "Right (I can't remember other names that start with the word' small')."

Chunping: "I don't know you."

Begging for rain: "are you like Tianya, we met?" We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ? "

Chunping: "Mental derangement. (hangs up the phone) "

Yi Hui:

At midnight, the phone rang. Hui, come and answer the phone.

Yi Hui: "Hello. Kimura Mansion. "

Begging for rain: "I'm looking for Kimura Kouichi."

Yi Hui: "I am. What can I do for you? "

Qiuyu: "Minamoto Kouji is your brother?"

Yi Hui: "(proudly) Yes."

Begging for rain: "Your brother owes me at least 100 phone bill. What do you say? "

Yi Hui: "........"

Begging for rain: ".........."

(Two hours later, I prayed for rain and hung up the phone. )

Begging for rain: "Come on, his brother is worse than his brother."

The somebody else: "Who told you not to learn ..."