Oral communication of 50 sentences telling jokes

On this day, my cousin came to my house as a guest. My cousin's name is Xiaoming. He is nine years old and in Grade Two. He is smart and active. But I have the habit of writing typos, but I just can't change them.

When I was doing my homework, I found that Xiao Ming wrote "Jin" as "Jing", and the sentence became "I saw a lot of shit downstairs today, and I ate a catty." After reading it, I smiled and asked, "Xiaoming, when did you like to eat shit?"

Menstruation and his mother also asked what was going on. They laughed with me after I told the truth. After listening to Xiao Ming, he quickly checked and found that it was really wrong. When she was busy correcting it, she blushed and said, "I didn't expect a typo to make a joke." I said,' You have to correct this careless study in the future and avoid making jokes again. ''

How interesting China's Chinese characters are! Look, a typo can make a joke.

A long time ago, in an army, a soldier wrote in a notebook: "The monitor instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor. "God, isn't it a word difference? Writing the word "rest" as the word "drinking" is generally not serious.