There are humorous language stories about writers.

Shi (Shi Yannian), a poet, a bachelor of tile, is addicted to alcohol and has the genius of Li Chenxian (Taibai). Man Qing is bohemian and good at saying humorous things. On one occasion, Shi rode a horse to visit Baoning Temple. The groom lost control for a while, and the horse jumped off and accidentally fell to the ground. The attendants quickly picked him up and put him in the saddle. When pedestrians saw this, they all gathered to watch, thinking that he would be furious and scold the horse leader for a while. Unexpectedly, Shi slowly raised his whip and said half jokingly to the man who led the horse, "Fortunately, I am a Shi Bachelor. If I were a bachelor of tile, wouldn't it have been broken long ago? " —— Song Xing layman's "Zhang Zhang Lu" changed sheep book Huang Tingjian jokingly said to Su Shi: "The word of Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, has been dubbed by the world as the word of changing geese; Today, Han Zongru is insatiable. Every time he gets a picture of you, he goes to the handsome Lin Yao in the temple to buy ten catties of meat. In this way, you can call your calligraphy a book for changing sheep. " One day, Su Shi was busy writing a story in the Hanlin Academy, when Han Zongru sent someone to send a letter in order to get Su Shi to reply and exchange his words for meat. Everyone was standing under the door, and the governor was in a hurry. Su Shi smiled and said to him, "Go back and tell your boss to cut off his meat today." -Song Xing lay "Story Record" The old woman painted King Jin about self-control. Every guest in the family must treat each other with tea. At that time, people jokingly called it "there is a flood today." Su Dongpo visited a family in his early years. The host is hospitable and urges tea again and again. Dongpo was so embarrassed that he smiled and said to his master, "The so-called old woman painted her face." The host doesn't understand this meaning-put (tea), put (tea). -Song Xing layman "Record in the Palm" When Yan Nianshu Pu Chuan was appointed as the Hangzhou satrap, one day, an alchemist came to offer condolences. The alchemist is about ninety years old, but his face is as fresh as a baby. Pu Zheng Chuan entertained him happily, and they had a very speculative talk. Zheng Chuan prayed to him for a long life. The alchemist replied, "My immortality is extremely simple. Basically, there is nothing to be taboo, except one thing that must be remembered and forbidden. " Zheng Chuan listened, bowed his head and thought for a long time, and sighed, "If so, what good will it do to live for more than a thousand years?" -Fan Song and Zheng Min didn't say the word "fall" in "Dunzhai Wandering". Liu Mian was the most taboo scholar in Tang Dynasty. When I took the imperial examination in my early years, the examiner talked to him. I didn't pay attention, so I said the word "fall", but I was angry and rude. If a servant makes a mistake of "falling down", he will be hit with a stick. So when servants talk to him, they often refer to "happiness" as "well-being". On this day, he suddenly heard that the list was posted and quickly sent a servant to see it. After a while, the servant ran back, and Liu Mian hurried forward and asked, "Is my name on the list?" The servant sighed and replied, "The scholar has recovered." -Song Fan's "Wandering in Dunzhai" Xu's wife Liu, a chaste wife, often calls herself a decent and chaste person. On one occasion, Xu left for more than a year, while Liu stayed alone in the boudoir at home. One day, Xu came home suddenly after finishing his work and said to his wife, "I have been away for more than a year." It's boring for you to live at home alone. Don't you often walk around with your neighbors and relatives? " Liu told him: "Since I went out, I feel that I have lost my mind and soul. I just don't go out with the door closed every day. " Hearing this, Xu Fangyi repeatedly sighed. Asked his wife what fun she usually has, Liu replied, "Where is the fun? It's just that I often write small poems to express my feelings. " Fang Yi was very happy when he heard this, so he asked his wife to take this poem with him. I don't know if I didn't read it, but I was shocked when I read it-the title of the first poem I opened was "Gossip among Neighbors on a Moonlit Night". -Fan Song Zheng Min's "Dunzhai Wandering" Short Descendants The short man has a grandson who is in his teens and is lazy and stubborn. He does not like reading. Ai Zi hates him very much and often beats him with eucalyptus sticks, but he never changes. Ai Zi's son has only one child, and he is often worried that the child can't help but kill him with a stick. So whenever a father hits a child with a stick, he pleads with tears in his eyes. Ai Zi became more and more angry when she saw her son's poor face. He taught him, "Isn't it kind of me to discipline the children for you?" As he spoke, he hit harder and harder, and his son was helpless. One winter morning, it snowed heavily, and my grandson was playing with snowballs in the yard. Ai Zi appeared, and his grandson's clothes made him kneel on the snow, making him tremble with cold, so pitiful. The son did not dare to plead again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside his son. When Ai Zi saw this, he was shocked and asked, "Your son is at fault and deserves this punishment; What crime did you commit, kneeling with him? " The son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son." Ai Zi couldn't help laughing and forgiving their father and son. -Ming Luzhuo's "Sad Son Hou Yu" didn't score 2 points, (* _ *) Hee hee ... Confucius said: A bluff, when bluffing with bricks, will die bluffing. Buddha said: nonsense, monks are also merciful. If you scare them, you will die to ease the pain. Who are Li Bai's wife and daughter? Zhao was born with purple smoke because the poet is a magician of language. The language of great poets, even if spoken casually without preparation in advance, often has a "stunning" effect. For example, Yu Guangzhong is like this. In September 2002, Yu Guangzhong, a famous poet in Taiwan Province, came to Shandong. Conveniently recorded a few humor that popped out of his mouth from time to time. "This is a change of soup." When Yu Guangzhong and his wife Fan Wocun came to a book bar and everyone took photos with him in the empty seats next to him, he lost no time and said this calmly. Originally, dozens of people flocked to take photos with him, asked him for inscriptions, bought books for his signature, and had many media interviews. The scene is a bit confusing. When he said this, everyone's mood relaxed at once. In Jinan No.1 Middle School, a century-old school, a student asked, what do you think of Mr. Yu's works being selected as teaching materials? Mr. Wang replied that it was an encouragement and made him feel honored and responsible. At the same time, I think this is a "very serious problem". For example, he said that once he attended a wedding, a middle school student recognized him and blurted out, "Isn't this man already dead?" The students who listened to the lecture burst into laughter. The student chose Yu Guangzhong's poems in his textbook, with Mencius in front and Zhuge Liang in the back, so the students thought, "How can this man sit here and have a wedding banquet?" An old man told a joke about his death. I think he is not only a poet but also a philosopher. "In addition, once the works are classic, it will bring students the pressure of reciting and taking exams, and it will be very serious from enjoying to lasting." The middle school students present responded with knowing and longer applause. Some students asked about modernism. He said that the division of factions is generally a matter for future generations. "This is a quadruped. What kind of animal is this?" "This is just a statement." Romanticism, for example, is not completely romantic. Keats has a strong classical color, and Byron also worships Pope, a neoclassical writer. If a person is neatly classified as this or that, he is not rich enough. "I don't care what faction the poet is. Just be a poet. It is best to be a China poet. " The students gave the warmest applause again. When talking about old-style poems and new-style poems, he said that he was driving on an American highway and would recite China's classical poems when he was lonely. "Driving on the highway, it is best to recite Li Bai's poems; If you are riding a horse, you'd better recite Wang Wei's poems-they are at different speeds. " His inspiration suddenly came again and he cut in. The students laughed again. At the dinner party, someone recited his famous sentence "Waiting for you, in the rain" with the guzheng music flowing in the mountains. Some people sing "Wandering Songs" and "Clouds in Hometown". I didn't expect him to perform a program in his seventies. It was a joke. He said that he taught in Taiwan Province Province, and one of his students was the grandson of Confucius for more than 80 generations. He is very polite, always let him go out first, and let him go in first when taking the elevator with him. One day, Yu Guangzhong asked him, if Ceng Zi and Confucius take the elevator together, who goes first and who goes out first? The descendants of Confucius said, of course, Ceng Zi came first and Confucius came last-"scrambling". Everyone laughed at the anecdote. Of course, the humor that impressed me the most in Mr. Yu Guangzhong's trip to Shandong, I think it should be the following sentence: "To the descendants of Confucius, there is Mount Tai in front and the Yellow River behind-there is no more spectacular platform." The cultural connotation of this humor, the poet's boldness of vision and his eyes have shocked me for a long time! Due to historical inheritance and cultural accumulation, Mr. Yu Guangzhong has a special liking for Shandong. When he first came here last year, he saw the cultural corridors on the Yellow River, Mount Tai and quancheng square. After coming back, I wrote the article "Gansu travels to Shandong". This is the longest essay he has ever written, with more than 20,000 words. This time he came to Shandong, the trip was more substantial, the content was richer and the time was more abundant. There are also as many as six lectures by college students in Shanshan. Moreover, what makes him most happy is that the College of Literature of Shandong University has officially invited him to teach in the College of Literature. From then on, he really stood on this "spectacular podium" to practice his dream of teaching in mainland China. We will have more opportunities to listen to Mr. Yu Guangzhong's ever-present humor.