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Conversation between Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie (story)
丨Text丨Gu Baiyu
The long journey westward was a bit lively except for encountering monsters and monsters
fighting. The rest of the time is
boring.
One day, Bajie asked Wukong in great interest:
Brother Monkey, looking back on the past, what is the most unforgettable thing for you?
Wukong blurted out: Of course it is Taishang Laojun’s Bagua Alchemy Furnace.
Bajie curled his lips: Hey, you haven’t been burned to death yet. Do you think the seven or forty-nine days were not enough?
Wukong said affectionately: Brother, it’s really not a good feeling in there. You have to suffer all the time. If I were weaker, it would be nothing, but I endured it.
Unexpectedly, it gave me a pair of piercing eyes to distinguish between humans and monsters, which gave me many extraordinary abilities.
Whenever I encounter a strong enemy, what I think of is not the salvation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but how good it would be if I practiced more in the Bagua Alchemy Furnace.
Ba Rong was fascinated by what he heard and said sincerely: Brother Monkey, it seems that the difference between you and me is that we have never visited the Bagua furnace.
Wukong said confidently: Bajie, it is not something that anyone can practice just because he wants to. For example, when you come to the alchemy furnace, you will definitely hesitate to enter.
Ba Rong fell into deep thought.
Stop for a moment and say loudly: I am not as stupid as you.
Wukong laughed after hearing this, you pig head is so cute and cruel!
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