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During the Spring Festival, a farmer had a donkey and a pig. Do you want to kill the pig or the donkey first?

There is almost no suspense in Zhao Benshan's sketch at the Spring Festival party, because the framework and wonderful lines of this sketch have been almost "naked" by the media. So when the New Year's Eve of the Year of the Rooster comes, it is very likely that such a grand occasion will occur. Before Zhao Benshan or Fan Wei is completely "duped", people all over the country will make fun of each other with this burden. As a result, waves of laughter spread throughout the north and south of the Great Wall, and the festive atmosphere of the festival reached the climax of selflessness! However, there is a grim reality in front of everyone mercilessly at the same time, that is, under the cover of this festive atmosphere, a collective unconscious thing will be on fire-you are still in the dark after being scolded!

Most people have a fatal flaw, that is, people easily get carried away when laughing. Kung Fu, a sketch by Zhao Benshan Rooster Party, is a continuation of the abduction series in terms of content and form. Different from Zhao Benshan's previous sketches, Kung Fu combines "brain teasers", "risks" and "deception", and Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei compare it with "deception" Kung Fu. According to colleagues interviewed at the scene, although their routines are still the same, the atmosphere at the scene is so hot that the audience almost opened their mouths to the limit. However, more and more people fall into the ambush of Fan Wei's brain teasers when they giggle. Fan Wei asked Zhao Benshan that there was a donkey and a pig to be slaughtered, and asked whether it was better to kill the pig or the donkey first. Zhao Benshan, the "big fool", asked two disciples to answer. The disciples said to kill the pig first, and Fan Wei laughed. "The donkey has the same idea." The most destructive design idea of this brain teaser is that whether you answer to kill the pig or the donkey first, you will become one of these two animals. The question is, if it is only their own choice for Zhao Benshan's two disciples to become donkeys on New Year's Eve, and others have no right to interfere, then when Fan Wei throws his brain teasers, how many people are thinking about the difficult problem of "killing pigs first or donkeys first" for Zhao Benshan under this trap? As a result, almost astronomical people and Zhao Benshan's two apprentices became "comrades in arms" in the same trench!

The northeast sketch represented by Zhao Benshan was born out of Errenzhuan. The cruel situation caused by this fact is that pimple words, swearing words or direct swearing in Northeast dialect have become the most prominent joke function. In the past two years, "big head and thick neck, either rich people or cooks" is a bit civilized, but infiltrating image discrimination and professional discrimination into the atmosphere of the New Year is extremely disrespectful to these people.

It is said that Lang Kun, the general director of the Spring Festival Evening of the Year of the Rooster, is overwhelmed by some hard indicators, the biggest of which is "to make the audience laugh!" His view is that in the specific atmosphere of the Spring Festival, it is not to let the audience enjoy the fine arts, but to make the audience happy. I think, as the general director of China Spring Festival Gala, which has the largest audience in the world, Lang Kun's remarks are extremely irresponsible. Just to please the audience and make them laugh, he will sacrifice the dignity of the audience and fill the artistry of the program with vulgar swearing. This is the misfortune of the Spring Festival Evening, and it is also the misfortune of the people of the whole country.

Kill the pig first or the donkey first? I don't think this is a problem. The person who should be killed is the person who wants to raise the butcher knife at the pig and the donkey at the same time.