Funny short film joke sentences (selected 14 sentences)

1, Teacher: Smoking is forbidden in school. Why do you smoke? Student: Hey, the motherland is not unified and depressed.

2. Son: Dad, what is the law? Father: The law is a French lawyer. Son: So what is legal blindness? Father: French blind, of course.

I got a raise, but I don't know what to do. If she doesn't tell her wife about it, she will say that I don't get a raise because I am a fool. Then tell her! No, I'm not that stupid!

Lao Shen was forced by his wife to go to the photo studio to take a photo of the couple. After facing the camera, the photographer said to Lao Shen, Sir! You must smile. Lao Shen looked at his wife and said, would you please go away for two minutes?

5. Classmate A: Why do you run so fast at school? Classmate B: Because I have a bad memory. Classmate A: What does this memory have to do with it? Classmate B: I just recited a text at home, and I'm worried that I'll forget the text after a long delay on the road.

6. A boy asked his favorite girl to go up the mountain to watch the night scene. Bright lights, very beautiful. At this time, a cool breeze blew. The man looked down and asked, are you cold? Girls think he is very considerate! And answer: not cold! Thank you, said the boy. Can you take off your coat for me? I am so cold!

7. Katja visited Rita's house and saw Rita cooking in the kitchen with an apron. She felt very strange: What's the matter, do you cook by yourself? Now I have to cook by myself. Why? Where's your maid? She is married and now she is the hostess. Yes, who did you marry? Stay with me.

8. One day, Xiao Wang was watching TV with his wife. There is a report on TV: According to the survey, some men want to have an extramarital affair. Xiao Wang quickly explained to his wife, I was there! As soon as the voice fell, the TV continued to report that the other party hoped to have multiple extramarital affairs.

9. In order to cultivate the baby's artistic accomplishment, his father took him to the concert hall to enjoy the violin concert. One hour, two hours passed, and the performers on the stage were still playing. Finally, the baby really had enough. He asked loudly, Dad! When can he saw the wooden box? Dad fainted.

On a thunderous summer night, the young mother put her little boy to bed. When she was about to turn off the light and leave, the child trembled and asked, Mom, can you sleep here with me tonight? Mother smiled and hugged her son, comforted him for a while, and replied, no, dear, mother is going to sleep in father's room. The child was silent, and after a while, he trembled and scolded: bold child.

1 1. During the Soviet period, a man came to the hotel and that man brought a bottle of Volga! Attendant: cloth. Man: It was made of cloth last time. What should I do? ? Attendant: Volgograd, and the other is the party's revolutionary fund. Reluctantly, the man took out the cloth and handed it to the waiter. Strangely, the waiter found his cloth again. Man: Why did you find that cloth again? Attendant: All the wine is sold out.

12, director of digital rdquo; I like it very much. I have to do everything possible to get the phone number and car license plate to the last number. Number. Who knows, one day, the bureau moved to a high-rise office building. The secretary got the office of Chaoyang Hall for the director, but the director said that he would move anything. So it was a good throw. The secretary was puzzled by this. Later, he went to the director's house to deliver things. The director's wife pointed out the maze: it's bad luck to have an lsquo office in the idiom!

13, a male college student went to the school's boiling water room to turn on the water. When he went in, he found it full of girls. He walked in cheerfully and stood smartly in a row. It's the boy's turn to fetch water. Unexpectedly, boiling water suddenly spilled out, and a lot of water splashed on his hand. It hurts. In order to keep his manners, he gritted his teeth and pretended as if nothing had happened. A beautiful girl around me asked with concern: Does it matter? The boy was moved and said, it doesn't matter! Hearing this, the girl turned to the girl behind her and said, it's really annoying. The water didn't boil today!

14, a dissolute woman, having an affair with several men. Soon I found out that I was pregnant and gave birth to a son. But what's the name? ? She doesn't know which man she lives with. I had to find a knowledgeable old monk on the opposite mountain. She told the old monk that her best people were Gao, Sun and Chen. The old monk thought for a moment and shouted, Guo Chunhai. Hmm! How's it going? Mary wants to know. Why is it called this name? ? The old monk said: Gao Tou, grandson, Chen Pang. Isn't it (Guo)? Three days, isn't it (spring)? Everyone is a little bit, isn't it (sea)?