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Patrick's classic sentence

1. This is a mysterious rope! ! ! ! !

I can't see my forehead!

3. I am infected ~ ugly!

4: Once upon a time, there was an ugly penguin! He is ugly. He is so ugly, everyone is so ugly.

5. What is big pink? A big star from your friend ~ ~ ~ (the episode where Spongebob failed to take the driver's license test while playing with Spongebob in his pants ~ ~ ~). . . . )

6. Where is my candy? My candy is gone! ! ! (full of chocolate, shouting)

7. Spongebob, do you want to be special? Then put your little finger out, like me, right, right, a little higher ~ ~ ~ (haha, it's totally illogical, but Patrick thinks it's a special expression)

8. Oh, but I have no money. I think I have to lend you 25 cents. (Refer to the episode of Bubble Shop. Patrick wants to buy Spongebob's bubbles, but he borrows money from Spongebob, who lends it to him. Oh, my God. )

9. my god ~ quarter, I've always wanted quarters!

10. I think being a mother scares people. (In the episode where Da Xing was sent as his father, he argued with Spongebob about who would be the baby's mother (the little shell he picked up), and raised his hands to reveal a lot of armpit hair. )

1 1. I can't believe my ears!

12. Will it hurt?

13. Call me Dr. Da Xing and Professor Jia! (Patrick said when he saw that Beechcraft sponsored the three monkeys invented by Sandy. )

14. In the episode of "Poseidon", the Golden Chef Shovel sent a big star to encourage the unconfident Spongebob: "Don't give up your dream, Spongebob. Someone once told me that you can never see clearly and your head will always be stuck in the fog. But look at me now. Let's go Go hit him!

15. In the episode of Spongebob's ass injury, when Spongebob fell from the air and broke into countless pieces, he said, "Do it again! I didn't see it! "

16. Patrick once said to Spongebob: "Once, a person I knew, a person he knew, a person he knew, a person he knew, a person he knew …" Before he finished, Spongebob blocked his mouth. It takes three days and three nights to finish.

17. In the episode of Spongebob Learning Magic, Patrick said to Spongebob, "Turn me into ice cream and I can eat myself."

18. "Spongebob, do you like the ball I gave you?"

19. "forever, forever, forever ..." (Spongebob decided to stay at home forever because of his hip injury)