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Absolute classic antique sentences

1. By moonlight, heaven and earth come into my arms. Take advantage of the wind and face the mountain, and be generous with your wine.

If my fate depends on one day, I will break this day!

I just have a dull pain. You don't have to look up and pity me.

If this day passes, Ling will dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.

5. It turned out to be a flash in the pan.

6. If you don't miss your life, you will miss it and it will hurt you.

7. The leaves are green after the rain. I don't have the heart to choose too much, but I think it's your incarnation. Picking is inevitably too cruel.

8. Qing Huan * * *, Mozi met the world of mortals; Look at the sky, take a quick look, who knows.

9. Peach blossom is lonely because it grows for people who are moved; Bloom for the injured.

10. As long as the dream soul can meet again, people can't dream.

1 1. The bronze mirror in Ling Hua is cool, adding fragrance to the eyebrows, and the soul is gone. I just hope you are healthy.

12. Flowers bloom for one season, and the fragrance is in a stranger, and the sorrow for one season hurts the pillow.

13. Indifference eradicated homesickness, cut the string of Yuanyang, and the fragrance dispersed in the disappearance of Yuanyang's soul. Twilight is full of endless sweetness.

14. That year, there was a drop of rain, a season, a drop of tears, all my heart lake, a flower, a world, a group, and a city next to the rain bridge.

15. If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come, if you are floating, smile and be safe.

16. In the desolate scene, you have the most beautiful shadow. Elegance refers to quicksand and a period of aging.

17. If you fall in love, this life will inevitably begin, and you will be attached. If the flowers fall like water and the years are still quiet when you look back, then Enron is a flower smiling at another flower.

18. When the songs are scattered into the tourists, the spring is empty.

19. Love hurts both ends, and we always choose to love and hurt again.

20. There are no traces in the dream. Looking back, acacia's heartless tears are priceless. To be together, dreams are hard to come true and everyone is heartbroken.

2 1. Sad songs haunt my ears over and over again.

22. It's raining all over the sky. I, Ling Bo, have seen all seven dragon dances.

23. The long street is full of fireworks. You look back by the light. Snow in the sky has a one-night stand!

24. I will exchange the love of III for your lifetime meeting. Sansheng Stone Shore, where flowers bloom, enchanting, the fire shines long and lonely, I miss floating in Leng Yue. Just like encountering a rain, it is inextricably linked. How deep is the rain and the courtyard? When the red flies over the swing, only the faint fragrance surges in my heart.

25. In the world of mortals, I am dressed in white and my eyebrows are like snow. I was overturned in my youth. I wrote for thousands of years, just to stare at you, keep a promise with a simple heart, step into your warm city and spend every lonely time with you. May you be my legend between the lines, and may you be my constant reliance in this life, with your warm company and your weakness.

26. Five thousand years of dreams are boundless. Dream back to the Tang Dynasty, you can see the poems left behind ... Wan Li has no feelings, a chord that Long song can hear ...

27. Who walked through youth and left a smile; Who stays in whose flower season, warms up and misses; Who disappears from whose dry season, many tears.

28. The moon, soft footsteps, dancing and the fragrance of the night.

29. tender fingers bloom at night.

30. Colorful and flashy, but it has to be.

3 1. The butterfly can't fly in an instant, but the beauty in the dream has changed.

32. The night is clear and the moon is sad, and the talents are pitiful.

33. Qian Shan has gone to blowing in the wind, but his thoughts remain the same.

34. Like the sea, like the wind, like running water, I will accompany you and me in this life.

35. Every two faces the desert road, the soul belongs to it.

36. The wind is blowing, the water is opening, the flowers are opening, and the bell is ringing at the corner of the cornice pavilion.

37. Who is the red candle * * * silhouette, holding a cup, lingering and drinking, in this life, only Fu Junxin.

38. Silent pear blossoms, faint brilliance, quietly floated away and entered the painting with the wind.

39. I don't love worldly glitz, I don't write about the world of mortals, I don't sigh that the world is cold, I don't feel sad, I just look at the flowers, wait for the flowers to fall, and I know it well.

40. Whoever dispels the smell of lovesickness, who looks forward to the return of his lover, who is in tears, who paints Liu Yuemei, who complains in the song, who thinks about the reincarnation of tea and who pays the wrong price for it, is heartbroken.

4 1. Time flies. Do you know that it is another autumn when flowers bloom and snow melt? The hair has changed to white head. Who knows how many times to look back in my life?

42. It's hard to give up and it's hard to stay. It's a moonlit night, and then it becomes sand between your fingers. It is better to live forever, forget each other, go home, see the green hills looming, run all the way, and look at the horizon.

43. Flowers from Shui Piao to water, one kind of acacia, two places of leisure. There is nothing I can do about this situation, but frown and take it to heart.

44. Over the years, I have been dreaming of youth, only idle people, not gentlemen.

45. The Millennium is still like a dream, and the dust has faded.

46. I hope to win a heart and never leave.

I don't know what it is, but it is deep. The living can die and the dead can live. People who are born but can't be born and die, and those who die and can't be resurrected, are not affectionate.

48. If I were green and my face was dying, would you hold my hand and be gentle?

49. Wind erosion for thousands of years, the altar will finally see you; Flying feathers and flowing clouds, covered with sand between your fingers.

50. Thousands of years have passed, floating in the world, with clouds in the sleeves, looking back, there is a bright moon and a breeze.

5 1. There are endless souls in the sea for thousands of years. It is dark day and night, and the pale heart is covered with stone moss.

52. Get drunk with him, and peach blossoms fly to him and secretly scribble on your face.

53. Whoever sits alone enjoys youth. We were young that year, and our dreams were shallow that year.

An absolutely sad sentence

1, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

I still cherish the memory I gave you last year on my pillow. However, my memory is stuck in this cold night. Will you gently pick up my warmth?

You don't understand the deep feeling in my tears, just as I don't understand the meaning you want to express when you are suddenly silent.

Waiting for you, waiting for you to come, I don't know how many years have you been waiting? Do you know that the world is always changeable, and warm hopes are sometimes burned by ruthless years?

My thoughts are nestled in this cold night and I can't sleep.

When we were young, we always liked to talk about the future. Work together in the future, settle down together in the future, travel together in the future ... maybe too much, maybe for a long time.

7. A vigorous start must end in silence.

8. On the road of growing up, we will always meet some people who come into our hearts and finally disappear into life.

9, the world of mortals shakes acacia, and you bloom like a flower on the other side. So, I will miss the top of the kite and let it fly in your sky; I engrave my thoughts on crimson petals and gently scatter them at the intersection you must pass; I will miss the moonlight painted on sansheng stone and accompanied by you for thousands of years; I will dress up my thoughts on an orchid boat and ripple in your charming heart.

10, from acquaintance to acquaintance, from love to separation, everything is like reincarnation, and none of us can reverse the fate of strangers.

1 1, monotonously playing a section of prosperity that can no longer be played, disappointedly waiting for a hope that can no longer be waited.

12, I remember that you used to play string songs with me, fiddling with a zither, and turning the condensed fragrance under your fingers into a cup of old wine, which was unbearable. Nowadays, the strings of the years are hidden in the depths of the season and have long been silent and untouchable. What I used to dance in clothes and music has become a farewell song of the years. I am sad and bitter, with tears in my sleeves and only dancing to a light song.

13, Ali said with a smile, falling in love with Miss Peach is the most romantic thing in my life. Peach said gloomily, leaving Mr. Ali is the most regrettable thing in my life.

14. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now.

15, perhaps, the busy life deprived us of many colors. I can't remember how long we haven't settled down to listen to a song or stopped to look at the surrounding scenery. In our hurry, we seem to only remember the road sign leading to tomorrow. How long has it been without looking back or sighing? Who has forgotten our smile and who will pay homage to our withered youth?

16, whose cry pierced the distant sky? The years have been haggard, and the only thing that hasn't changed is that my thoughts are getting longer and longer.

17, perhaps a young and ignorant madman fell in love with endless eternity, but gradually realized that vows of eternal love were just illusory. If you are not here, where can I find eternity without you? I have been waiting, waiting for someone to take care of me/collect me, to avoid my sadness and hesitation, and to give me the most practical arm. Just from the moment I met you, I couldn't help thinking, is this youth that I once walked hand in hand a pity or an absurdity? Meeting the right person at the wrong time and meeting the wrong person at the right time will inevitably hurt your heart. Meeting you is fate, destiny takes a hand. It's better to know each other when we meet, and it's better to meet when we miss each other. If I miss each other, I will miss spending my life with you.

18, drinking coffee, bitter. Happiness and sadness, but also feel the real touching thoughts and loneliness. Tears trickled down the keyboard.

19, many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

20, trudging on the long road of life, picturesque everywhere, but the scenery is always a landscape, it can not escape the changes of time, and even the beautiful scenery will wither with the changes of time.

2 1, a person looking for a long time, haggard, tired, just want to stop in the warmth you give; The wandering heart has been wandering for too long, always stubbornly thinking that there is a harbor in the distance to shelter me from the wind, stranded my memory and deserted; A person unconsciously walked away and lost so much; A person's road, counting the dribs and drabs in the fleeting time, a season around a city with flowers thousands of miles away, and finally a person goes hiking.

22, I can't bear to wave, because it is farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.

23. I hope to have such a person who does not dislike my bad temper, my bad habits and my family situation. He has always stood by my side, and if he is not careful, he will grow old together.

24. The gaudy years, dreamlike youth, washed dust, like falling petals, are littered with endless tenderness; If life is destined to bear the scars of regret, then I am willing to let the cold wind of the past sweep away the broken memories of my youth and give me a complete Spring Festival.

On the 25th, Xie's branches and flowers did not leave many traces of withering, but remained green. So I don't have to be hurt by the withering of flowers, because the beauty and sweetness of flowers have already filled the fields. For example, my father's smiling face has always been vivid in my mind, and the accompanying happiness has always been rich in my memory. Because we will grow old and become memories in others' hearts.

26. Suddenly I looked up, looked up. The road in the rain lane is still very long and narrow, extending to the distance. Moving heavy footsteps, as if I saw you and me. The footprints I have walked are deep or shallow, and even the fragrance is overflowing. Smell the fragrance and find your way, but I can't find you in the direction of progress. How can I not be sad? My heart is full of disappointment. ...

27. I thought I was free and easy. I thought time could go beyond the horizon. In fact, I can't get rid of my own heart.

28. In this life, you and I met and walked through a period of life together. Your appearance has given my lonely sky a flowing color, and sometimes I think of it, even if it is a beautiful and illusory dream. I, on the other hand, have been stuck in my dream, flying again and again, feeling again and again, but I can't wake up. In the dream, it's still that rainy lane, with you and me, and the small steps gently step on the green slate, echoing in the long and silent rainy lane. ...

29, familiar songs, accompanied by shallow melody, lingering in the ear. Helpless, I think of you again in loneliness. Cold raindrops are in my eyes, but they hurt my heart. Who says I won't cry when I look up? I didn't want to cry, but I was turned into tears by raindrops.

Guo taiming's quotations are absolutely classic.

1. How a person looks at himself and the people around him determines the mode of self. If a person sees himself in the long run, the space will be wider and he will not care too much about gains and losses. Excerpted from the article "Guo Taiming's Entrepreneurial Cheats" in Century Business Herald.

There are no competitors in their own fields.

3. The concept of factory management goes out of the laboratory, there is no high technology, only the discipline of implementation.

The so-called "consultant" means that you ask him what time it is, and he borrows the watch you wear and tells you what time it is.

I can't find a book to manage one million people. In Taiwan Province Province, only Hao Baicun led an army of ten thousand people! Guo taiming talked about the dilemma of Hon Hai management, which was taken from Taiwan Daily: The Secret that Guo taiming didn't tell.

6. I don't know what a "successful leader" is, but I know what an "unsuccessful leader" is: a leader who doesn't take the lead; A leader who prevaricates when things happen; Hope to please the leaders; A nine-to-five leader; A leader who rewards and punishes regardless.

7. Ambition Unless the sun stops rising, you can't help reaching your goal.

8. In the first decade, be pragmatic, work for money, and don't be too high-profile; The second stage is to work hard for the ideal, and the third stage is to work hard for the interest. Guo Taiming warned recent graduates to take a pragmatic line. This sentence is taken from the article "Guo Taiming teaches you how to play cards in the workplace" in the Taiwan Province edition of Business Week.

9. Sometimes, life is like this. A good deck of cards, calm down and play, may not win. (a bad deck of cards, if stimulated, you may not lose. Recession, my whole body is full of fighting spirit, now is the time for everyone to fight for strength, so Hon Hai will definitely hand over a good report card, because the recession has aroused our fighting spirit. Excerpted from the article "Guo Taiming teaches you to play cards in the workplace" in the Taiwan edition of Business Weekly.

10. Signature is containment.

1 1. The stage is as big as the heart.

12. Successful people find ways and unsuccessful people find reasons.

13. Self-confidence comes from hard work and experience. The so-called "self-confidence" means that no matter how bad the economy is, you must believe in your own ability.

14. global thinking logic customer product function (i.e. system geographical location)

15. Success is the worst mentor, which will only bring you ignorance and timidity, but it will not bring you the experience and wisdom of the next success.

16. The company's work spirit integration, responsibility and progress

17. I am a tiger, and my company name is Foxconn. Tigers have their own mobility and brains, so everyone compares me like this. Everyone gave me this evaluation, which should be based on some of our past behaviors.

18. We don't have a brand, quality is a brand, technology is a brand, and talent is a brand.

19. Great changes will take place in the financial industry in the United States and even in the world. No one can understand what impact the United States will have on the world economy in the future by printing US dollar bills indiscriminately. Really, because there are so many things you can't understand, you can't control your own destiny. So we can only do every brick in a down-to-earth manner. Hon Hai's annual income is tens of billions, ten cents or even one or two dollars, so I don't have to go to the official residence! Excerpted from the article "Guo Taiming teaches you to play cards in the workplace" in the Taiwan edition of Business Weekly.

20. What does growth come from? A thousand miles in mind, but as careful as silk.

2 1. Working for money is easy to get tired; Work for the ideal, can withstand the cold; If you work for your interests, you will never get tired.

We can't reach our goal unless the sun stops rising.

23. What is the strategy? Direction, timing and degree

24. The real hero died on the battlefield long ago, not the person who came back to get the medal.

25. High-tech comes from a grateful heart.

26. The company's business philosophy, love, confidence and determination.

27. Is it possible? It's not a problem, it's action.

28. Three innings: (pattern (layout (step bureau

29. Peace in the storm. Where can there be peace without wind and rain? Peace is actually in the storm.

30. The financial industry in the United States is bound to undergo great changes, even around the world. No one can understand what impact the United States will have on the world economy in the future by printing US dollar bills indiscriminately. Really, because there are so many things you can't understand, you can't control your own destiny. So we can only do every brick in a down-to-earth manner. Hon Hai's annual income is tens of billions, ten cents or even one or two dollars, so I don't have to go to the official residence! An absolutely classic funny sentence in the article "Guo Taiming teaches you to play cards in the workplace" in the Taiwan edition of Business Weekly.

1, a man is like a house, and it is still very popular to raise prices by changing hands, while a woman is like a car, so it is difficult to sell it at a discount when changing hands.

2, unmarried men are rough houses, rough and stiff. The job is a lot, the appearance is a room type, and the economic condition is the size of the area. The unmarried woman is a new car, brand-new and beautiful. Birth is a brand, appearance is a model, and quality is engine power.

3, men love cars, women love houses; Men don't want to drive for a lifetime when they buy a car, while women want to live for a lifetime when they buy a house; A good car gives men face, while a good house gives women a sense of security.

4, the new car makes people reluctant to drive, and the driver is cautious; The new house is ready to be rebuilt with a sledgehammer at any time, and the decorators are bold;

The new car leaves the factory and will be discounted immediately after it is opened. The blowing is getting worse and worse, and the limelight is quickly overshadowed by new cars;

6. The house is getting older, but the house is getting more and more classic. Even if you hit the walls and doors and windows, it's not fall in price. Catch up with the demolition and make big money. A married man is a house decorated by a woman. It's brand-new and fully equipped. As long as the location is good, it will preserve and increase its value.

7. Married women are men who drive 100,000 kilometers of classic cars. At this time, the appearance of the model is no more important than the new car and engine.

8. A decorated house is very attractive to women who don't have a house. There are always people who don't want to bother to decorate and want to live in vain; Brand-name cars are shiny even when they are old, so it is not surprising that some people are eager to come and have a look.

9. The divorced man is a second-hand house. These days, second-hand houses are more popular than newly opened houses. No matter how many times they change hands, it must be more expensive every time. Divorced women are used cars, half in one hand. After her hands, she will directly pull the scrap collection station.

10, second-hand houses are available, and most people will redecorate them; When you get a used car, you usually feel uncomfortable.

1 1. For a divorced man, it is a wise choice to find a woman who is not going to rebuild you. For a divorced woman, finding a gentle and considerate man who doesn't step on the accelerator is the support for the rest of her life!

12, happiness is not how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is; Happiness is not how luxurious a car you can drive, but how safe it is to drive home; Happiness is not how beautiful the lover is, but how brilliant the lover smiles; Happiness is not how many sweet words you hear, but when you are sad, someone can say to me: I am fine!

13, there is no way out but to take the bus.

14, people can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

15, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

16, I was looking up information with my girlfriend, and suddenly a window popped up, which was very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

17, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

18, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

19, now, people who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar workers.

20. I am too beautiful to die.

2 1, the younger brother described the hygiene of his dormitory like this-"I don't want to open my eyes when I go back to the dormitory! ! ! "

22. Roses are cheap. You can give them to your wife.

It's no use running on the wrong road.

24. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

25. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

26, there are many thin people, and fat people are eye-catching.

Fairy tales are beautiful because they are told by children.

28, life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good!

29. My brother looks so abstract, and there is spring. What are you afraid of?

30. Can talented people like us be handsome?

3 1, girl, you know not only the world, but also globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister has passed away.

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

34. Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent apprentices.

35. My biggest dream: I can go to heaven alive.

36. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

37. I boast that I am a bird, but I really think I can fly.

38. If you are sensible, please eat steamed bread. If you don't understand, treat it with your fists.

39, a pair of wings, you want to braise in soy sauce. ...

40. The salary is dead. If the salary is worthy of going to work, you have to go to work less.

4 1, try not to make any noise if possible.

42. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.