A joke that makes people laugh.

A joke can also refer to a phrase or a short story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that actions affect people's vision and perception, and they feel happy and funny. The following is the related content of the joke story I compiled for you, for reference only, I hope it will help you!

A hilarious joke story 1 1. I accidentally broke a cup this morning. In order not to let my family think I broke it, I immediately smashed everything at home and made them think it was a thief. I'm too witty. ...

I find you women really hard to understand. Usually, you want a man to be a gentleman, the better, but in bed, the more rogue the better. I'm sorry that I am a single-minded person, but I can only play hooligans. ...

Today, a beautiful colleague wore a mini skirt to work. All the male colleagues stared at her, and I was no exception. She came up to me with an air, slapped me and said, "rogue!" " "

I was also angry: "Everyone is watching, why did you hit me!" " "Then I got up from the ground. ...

4. "Brother, can you lend me100000 tomorrow? Something happened at home, very urgent! "

"Yes, I will report a plan today and go to the bank with me tomorrow."

The next day in front of the bank, my buddy handed me a silk stocking and asked me, "Do you like to use a knife or a gun?"

5. When going home by train. On the train, a beautiful hot mom took a baby. The baby is hungry and wants to eat milk. Mother hesitated for a moment and lifted her clothes to feed it. I silently turned my eyes out of the window, not because I was of high quality or didn't want to see it. I looked at the reflection on the glass, which made me feel very relaxed. ...

Funny joke story 2 1, female: Brother, what do you usually like to do?

Man: Rock and roll.

Woman: Not bad, not bad. It's quite artistic.

Man: Shake your authority. Roll the sheets.

2. A female student was late for class and was fined for running laps. It began to rain heavily soon.

Suddenly the girl felt that the rain had stopped. When she saw a boy running beside her with an umbrella,

The girl blushed, but said, "I have a boyfriend."

Unexpectedly, the boy said, "If I don't come, your boyfriend will come. How can I bear his pain? "

3. Woman A: "My ex-boyfriend has played enough mahjong."

Woman B: "Only four. How dare you say that? "

Woman A: "I said card."

I checked in with my new girlfriend last night.

My girlfriend glanced at the price list and asked, it's so expensive, and I don't know what the room is like.

The uncle at the front desk looked at Lao Zi evilly: Ask him, he often comes. ...

A hilarious joke story 3 1. A priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a thunder chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

2. Believer: "Almighty God, how long is 10,000 years for you?"

God: "I blinked."

Believer: "What about 654.38 billion?"

God: "It's just a hair of mine."

Believer: "Oh, merciful God, please give me a hair."

God: "No problem, I'll give it to you in a blink."

The head coaches of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup. God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.

4. There was a man who had a son in middle age and liked him very much. He tried to bring up his son and put him through college. His son is dressed in a suit and has a red face, but he is ragged and hungry. He saved money to buy a house for his son, married a wife, and became old himself. However, his son was unfilial and kicked him out of the house on a stormy night. The old man came to a ruined temple to take shelter from the rain. The old man was very sad and sighed: God, why is it so unfair to me? After a flash of lightning, an old voice said, "This is karma." At this time, the old man saw an older man coming in and out of the corner of the ruined temple. The old man was startled: "Are you a god?" The older man said, "asshole! You kicked me out more than twenty years ago. I'm your father. You don't know me anymore? "

A hilarious joke story. A colleague asked his boss to give him a day off on Saturday: "Today is my wedding anniversary. I have never spent an anniversary with my wife."

The boss was moved by sympathy and agreed.

As soon as the boss left, I asked him, "How long have you been married?"

"It will be a whole year by this Saturday."

At the end of the year, there have been many robberies in the corridor recently. Pay attention to safety!

Especially for girls, people in society are relatively indifferent now. If you want to meet the bad guys in the corridor in the middle of the night, don't shout "help!" Robbery! " Maybe no one will come out to help you.

You shouted, "Fire! Fire! " The whole building can come out ... remember! Remember!

I was bored two days ago. I tried to send a message to 10086: "I miss you".

Unexpectedly, 10086 really sent back a message: "You damn fool, come and find me!"

Then I was so scared that I quickly put down my father's cell phone.

I got drunk last night and took a taxi home. After getting off the bus, I threw a hundred dollars casually and said to the driver heroically, "Keep the change!" "

The driver got excited when he heard it: "I don't even look at where you threw the money!" " "

5. Colleagues go out for physical examination, and there is a small advertisement at the door. An advertisement for treating infertility was sent to colleagues.

After a long walk, the second man sent me the same advertising paper.

My colleague took out the previous advertising paper and said, I already have it.

At this time, the other party immediately took out another piece of paper, which read: painless abortion. ...

Kong Rong has five brothers. One day, my father bought some pears and specially chose the biggest one for Kong Rong. Kong Rong said: "When I was young, I ate the small ones and left the big ones to my brothers."

Dad was very happy and praised Kong Rong for being sensible.

After Dad went out, several brothers touched Kong Rong's head and said, "Brother has grown up and is sensible. If you were like this before, would we still hit you? "

7. As soon as I answered the phone, I asked, "Hello, are you at home?"

The number is strange, but the tone is definitely an acquaintance. I don't know who is still afraid of embarrassment, so I pretend to know him well. "Blind, can you still be at home on Friday?" Dinner! Friday is like this. Several bureaus shouted, where are you? What's the matter?

The other party was silent for a while and said, "You order takeout, I'm at your door."

8. Patient: "Nurse, nurse, come quickly!"

The nurse quickly asked, "What's the matter? What's wrong? "

Patient: "I feel sick."

The nurse was very nervous and asked, "What's the matter?"

Patient: "I have a stomachache."

Nurse: "What's the problem? What does it feel like? "

Patient: "I just feel so hungry."

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