Tell a few cold jokes that can be told to classmates. . . If you want very cold seeds, you'd better freeze people ~

1, there is a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer) ~! ! ! !

2. A penguin was bored, so he pulled out his own hair to kill time, and finally pulled out the last hair. At this time, it suddenly said: Oh, it's so cold ~

Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot. I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped.

There used to be a hide-and-seek club, but we haven't found its leader yet.

5. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

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As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

6. Electrical appliances hold a joke contest.

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

7. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

At that time, all the children will be together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

8. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me question you.

Squid said happily, cuff it!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

9. Q: Who has lived in darkness all his life?

A: Tinker Bell.

Q: Why?

Because he can't see his fingers.

10, q: where do mobile phone users like to go best?

Attendant: Tonghua, Jilin

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy."