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A man goes shopping with a chicken in his arms, and then you play the eagle alone? Ask for a complete joke.
A man went shopping with a chicken in his arms. When he arrived at the vegetable market, he met his friend. His friend asked him, "What food are you going to buy?" He replied, "I want to buy a chicken." His friend then asked, "What's your chicken for?" He replied, "My chicken is used to lay eggs." His friend smiled and said, "Just you? Still laying eggs? " He replied, "Yes, just me. Don't believe it? I don't care. " So he put the chicken in his hand on the ground and began to pat its ass, but the chicken didn't lay any eggs. His friend looked at him and thought it was funny. He said, "Is that all you have? Still laying eggs? I think you are playing with an eagle! "
The interesting thing about this joke is that this man tried to get a chicken to lay eggs, but his method didn't work. His friends laughed at his attempt with the word "playing with an eagle", which is somewhat similar to the Chinese word "daydreaming". This joke also shows a kind and humorous way of interaction between friends.
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