The joke of the water margin

It seems that this is not the original text of the Water Margin, but a modern joke: It is said that during the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a scribe named Song Jiang in Yuncheng who killed Yan Poxi and tried to escape from the wind. Wandering all the way, the weather was extremely hot, so I had to hide under a big tree to enjoy the cool. I fell asleep unconsciously, but I was awakened by an urchin with urine.

Song Jiang said nothing, gave the urchin a few coppers, and hurried away, continuing on his way.

When Li Kui heard about it, he thought that the Gong Ming brothers were in trouble and rushed to Yuncheng from the water margin, but there was no sign of Sung River. Helpless to return, but the weather was unusually hot. Li Kui jy hid under a big tree to enjoy the cool, and unconsciously fainted, only to be awakened by several urchins using urine.

Li Kui jy unknown so woke up only to see some naughty boys laughing and asking for coins. Li Kui jy was furious: "Hey, little boy, how dare you entertain your grandfather Black Cyclone!" " Grab an axe and chop all the urchins to death.

Later generations have poems to praise:

Song Jiang ran away and met an urchin.

My face is not red when I wake up with urine.

Give a copper coin a knife to kill people,

Don't leave a thief's name. What a hero!

This story is used to educate others to educate their own Xiong Haizi, otherwise they will be educated by others in society.