Several true jokes in officialdom

The county magistrate went to the countryside to inspect the work, got as drunk as a fiddler, steamed a sauna after eating, and then sat comfortably in the karaoke bar to sing. Before he finished singing a song, he hurried into the bathroom and went back in less than three minutes. After coming and going five or six times, the lady next to her couldn't help it and asked with concern, "What's the matter, is it uncomfortable?" He stood up again and answered as he walked: "Nothing, nothing, just too much urine and too much wine." After inspecting the villages and towns, the county magistrate stumbled back to the car. Shortly after passing the garage, he called for parking, and the driver quickly pulled over. He pushed open the door and got out of the car, urinating beside a small tree that was not too big or too thick. After a while, he didn't get on the bus. The accompanying director got off the bus and called him. Looking closer, he saw that his belt tied the tree to his waist, and he was so drunk.