God turns into a funny character. Tell me about it.

1, Buddha said some of them were empty. Please, can the money be empty? Who doesn't want it?

Do you know how much I have changed for you? love

How much better is "I'll give it to you" than "I'll bring it to you later"

4. How many stupid children have lost their love in the world?

5. Songs can arouse the emotions of others when they are sad.

6. We agreed to be happy. If you are not happy, how can I be happy?

7. Fragmented love and patchwork happiness are missing parts?

8. Looking at your face, broken memories are pieced together again.

9. If I can add one more day in a week, I will confess to you on Sunday.

10, everyone who says he doesn't love actually has an impossible person in his heart.

1 1, what if one person cares and is ignored by the whole world?

12, is a man like Brother Sharp a man, or who gave me the whole sharpness?

13, I never thought that there was a drop of water in the sky, otherwise there would be an ocean.

14, if others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise it will not rob others of their jobs.

15, then my pet is hungry, why don't you feed my poor mosquito?

16, if you don't say it, you won't say it, or the whole stranger.

17, not so much, love you 24 hours a day.

18, the world is so big, it's not bad without you. You'd better go to the moon.

19, no one saw the beloved Lord, only people saw the beloved grandpa Mao.

20. The world is so big and there is so much grass. Why doesn't my sister choose one?

2 1, happiness is so short and missing is so long, how can we forget it?

22. Falling love slowly falls in front of my window, and happiness comes.

You know I love you, but your concern for her blinds me.

24. Everyone has a temper, but it's not worth getting angry about trifles.

25. The environment is very important. If there is no environment, we must create an environment for ourselves.

Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes.

27. I am neither white nor beautiful nor rich. I have no money, no power and no status.

28. If you pretend to be coquettish, others will not realize your true colors.

29. When I look at you, you are alone. When I don't look at you, you become a dog.

Don't make excuses, you can see through it at a glance.

3 1, mosquito, when did you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

32. You can't influence others. What's the skill of bullying Xiao Qiang there?

33. Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er, "Have a bear-like chest."

You are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

35, I see, you are a woman and a man.

There is something hateful about the poor, so there is no need to pretend to be poor here.

37. If you are rude to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

38. How many loves can win the time difference and distance, as long as they are willing to persist?

39. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

40. Whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

4 1, I couldn't cry because I wore eyeliner and mascara.

42, came to this world, who can go back alive?

43. When you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.

44. I am the most trustworthy child, but why should I take the exam?

It's not his fault that he fell in love with you, it's his blindness.

46. I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

47. The girl we chased in those years is now chasing the box office.

48. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise how can they be called human beings?

49. You play with my squirrel as a ball and call it Pikachu.

50. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

Talk about the funny qq personality of God's turning point

1, when waiting for the bus, they all said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

4, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are not even as good as an animal.

5. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

6. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

7. Summer is the best, and it makes me fall asleep easily.

8. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

9. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

10, it was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

1 1, no one says who is the most coquettish, but they are all looking for plugs and sockets.

12, are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

13, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

14, there will be a road in the end, I can't stop it.

15. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, if you look higher, you will appreciate it; If you look down, you are a rogue.

16, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

17, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

18, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.

19, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

20. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

2 1. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

22. There are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

23. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, which was particularly dazzling.

24. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

25. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, one person says "transformation"

26, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

27. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

28. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

Don't think that everything you say is true, but it's no different from farting.

30, wait for a long time, you will be numb, and finally don't know how to love you.

3 1, we are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.

32. A woman's intuition is accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.

33. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

34. If you really can't pass, then you can die for me.

35. Say I don't love you, but make love to you.

36. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, we have good memories.

Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

38. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

40. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

4 1, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

42. I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

43. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

44. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

45. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

46. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

49. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

50. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

God has become interesting. Tell me.

1, the biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

2. What animal in the world can't swim? Wife and mother

As long as one toe still wants to stay in bed, there is no way to get up all over.

I'll bring you delicious food, I'll take you back, and I'll treat you to delicious food.

When I lose my temper, just listen honestly and I'll show you when it's over.

6. Many people ask me how I feel after the senior high school entrance examination. I just want to say: the paper quality of the answer sheet is good!

7, learn to be a strong girl, not soft, not artificial, not timid, how to be proud, how to live.

I really envy the atmosphere in your home. What is there to envy? You will become a member in the future.

9. I said: Oh, I really want to do my summer homework, but I don't have it.

10, I don't know what happened in the class, let's talk about it first.

1 1. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen and frowning, and writing hard just to help Xueba get to the bottom.

12. Vows are just carbon dioxide from the mouth, which is no different from farting.

13, I wish those who don't love me no watermelon, mango and ice cream this summer.

14, I just want to press you against the wall and kiss you hard, but it will bump you into a concussion.

15, what I hate most is that the rubber band is too loose for two turns and too tight for three turns.

16, when I am strong, I will sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.

17, don't give up pursuing your dreams. Don't worry, I won't get up easily as long as I can continue to sleep.

18, the thought that you will roll paper with others in kisses and hugs in the future makes me wish you die.

19, I can eat by my face, but I eat by my strength, which proves that I am better than Mingming.

When I walk in the street, someone always tells me that I am beautiful. I'm really sorry.

2 1, every time after quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

22. If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have come down to earth.

23. I know that twisted melon is not sweet, but I just don't like eating melon.

24. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said, "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

25. I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.

26. When the road was rough, I turned and left! !

If you come too early, I'm afraid you won't do well in the exam-for the upcoming final exam.

28. I accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow another eraser.

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

30. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

3 1, our head teacher looks like a bump man.

32. It was dishonest to eat when I was a child. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: 60 years of hard work, no food to eat, no snot and feces to throw away.

33. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death!

34. In such a cold day, in such a cold day, single dog may escalate into screaming ice.

35. My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

36. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

37. The cat barked meekly like you, but it scratched my eyes.

38. I will eat well and play well until I forget you.

I don't know who my future husband is in love with now

40. Be a young man with exquisite literature and art, chopping people and writing poems every day.

4 1, long insole face, don't be crazy.

42. If you love someone, you should always be ready to elope with him.

43. Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.

44. Remember to put the piranha so cute when your opponent falls into the water.

45. Self-hypnosis is actually good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.

46. The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

47. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

48. Who doesn't write homework while cursing the homework assigned by the teacher?

49. Live like a queen to attract the king.

Since there are many beautiful women, ugly women are obviously not enough.

5 1, it is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

52. If you don't eat for nothing, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!

53. I found that today's children wash their hair not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!

54. At the class reunion, a senior was drunk. At this time, the classmate asked: What time is it? Drunk brother took out the key from his pocket, took a look, and then calmly said, point.

55. When I was at school, I just wanted to go home. When I got home, I thought of school again.

56. If a woman complains about something that has nothing to do with you, treat herself as an ear.

57. How to fall asleep quickly? Make your home look like a classroom.

58. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath. *

59. Why do parents only look at the scores after the exam because they can't understand the questions?

60. I passed so many people that my clothes were scratched without a spark.

6 1, mathematics abused me thousands of times, and I took mathematics as my first love.

You have to understand a truth, this boy likes you as fast as others.

I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all noon.

64. I am not good at talking. If I offend you, I have medical insurance. Come and hit me.

65. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals.

66. It's like a fly flying into your mouth and spitting it out, disgusting others to swallow it and wronged yourself.

67. Don't come back when you are gone. I don't have to get together and leave. Goodbye.

68. Didn't the teacher teach you to jump over and be the one who can't catch up with you, so that you can find another one.

69. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

The happiest thing is that a girl with a bad temper and a boy with a good temper have been spoiling her.

7 1, I have always believed that my eyes are more than gossip, but I suddenly realized that the existence of any statement is not groundless.

72. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

73. Just after passing a crossroads, I heard a traffic policeman say to the urban management, are you driving away all the breakfast buyers to starve me?

74. I will chase you when I am good enough. I'll try it if it doesn't suit me.

Please smile gently, your mouth is rolled on the back of your head.

It is said that people who love to laugh have higher IQ.

77. I am willing to exchange my deskmate's IQ for my final high score.

78. Only youth is beautiful, and acne is ugly. ...

79. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

80. My confession has always been simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.

8 1, Gula, the god of darkness, shivering, flame, homework gone!

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you. He said he loved you, not always.

83. Sooner or later, a blind person will take a fancy to you and have nothing to say with you.

During this time, everyone is talking about killing thousands of strangers. I have lived for more than ten years and killed thousands of strangers. I've met many people who haven't killed thousands of knives.

85. I can shoot you in the sky with one shot. You are shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

87. What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket. If you don't know, you don't know what to sell.

It is understandable that there is no wife in the old woman's cake, no fish in the shredded pork and no breasts in the bra.

89. I really don't understand how there is homework in the world. Forget it if you don't like it. Always sticking to students.

90. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

The complete collection of funny people

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke. I thought I was your only fool, but today I found that you called other girls fools.

It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phone, which scared me to start running and playing.

I'd rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life, even if I fall down, I will laugh bravely.

Whoever bullies me again in the future will frighten you to death with my photo.

6. Understand playing dumb and continue to be friends, as long as you understand.

7. It's not who should be held accountable, but a gust of wind blew out the promise and scattered you and me.

8. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burns books. I cann't believe it didn't burn out

9. You don't want a good girl like me. Did you like men as a teenager?

10, without you, the sky is bluer, the grass is greener, and even brain damage has become a high IQ.

1 1, so superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

12, happiness is like nonsense, the more you say it, the weaker it becomes.

13. I have been single for a long time. When a creature sees two things stuck together, it will forcibly separate.

14, thank you for staying with me and giving me warm protection.

15, since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?

16, I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

17, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

18, prerequisites for seduction: tick, introduction, both of which are indispensable.

19, the bird I love flew away and the bird that loved me was killed.

20. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, but you just like SAO.

2 1, have you found that people who don't like you are particularly ugly?

22. It's good to live a plain life. As for the luxurious and dissolute life, fuck, it's definitely better.

Every class, like the ultimate class, thinks that unity is the highest state.

I was happy before I fell in love with you, and I was happy after I left you.

25. I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

26. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

27. I can't sleep without putting some water in my eyes every day.

28. I say the same thing every time I start school. I must study hard this semester.

29. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

30. When I was a child, I said the most to my companions, that is, if you don't want it, I won't accompany you.

3 1, God gave you a pair of eyes to learn to cheat, but you rolled your eyes with them, which is a waste of resources.

32. Give an umbrella to your ex-boyfriend and tell him that it will clear up if you don't lift it.

33. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

A good way to hide a secret may be to tell it to the world as a joke.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

36. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

37. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I'm afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

38. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

39. There are always some people who hate the world but are reluctant to die.

40. When you want to scold me, you can scold me as much as you like, and don't wait for me to wake up.

4 1, forgive me for not being good at words, I can't say beautiful words, I just keep company.

Please don't worship me too much, because I just don't have much money in my pocket.

43. It is said that there is a kind of flower called Happiness Flower in the world.

44. Envy, jealousy, emptiness, loneliness and indifference paralyze my singleness.

45. A man quitting smoking is just like a woman losing weight. There will always be tomorrow.

46, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, who is arrogant in the future.

47. The weather is fine today. I've been indoors for a long time, so I'm going to play in the living room.

48. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month.

49. I am not a fool, but because I love you, I have turned myself into a fool.

50. Remember when I was at school? Teachers always like to say: Look at me.

5 1, if you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

52, love the deepest, it turned out to be lonely.

In fact, I mind a lot of things, but I can only smile and say it doesn't matter.

54. Come quietly, go quietly, and I will never let go of what I took.

55. Youth is an experiment of life, and it is worthwhile to make mistakes in class.

When I can't get the person I want, all I have to do is not let anyone get me.

57. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around.

You like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

60. Actually, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

6 1. If you want to prove that you are smarter than others, you have already admitted that you are stupid than others.

62. Walking on the road with headphones on. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.

63. No one has died in life since ancient times. Bitch dies first, then I die.

64. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

When you left, I said I would bless you forever. But I will curse you to the end.

66. Get rid of some troubles and you will have a chance to be calm.

67. Good people may be bad people, and bad people are not necessarily good people.

68. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

69. I do two things every day. I don't want to sleep at night, nor in the morning.

70. Don't slap others' mouths easily. Who do you think you are?

7 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

72, a set on the surface, a set behind, do you think you are a thousand people?

73. I hate several things in my life: reasoning with fools, reasoning with mentally retarded people and giving courage to cowards.

Please don't be infatuated with my brother. My sister-in-law will spare my brother.

75. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

76. I am happy for you if you are doing well, and I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

77. liking a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

78. I used to be a popsicle, but later I was eaten and became a bachelor.

79. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

80. Playboys should pull the rake, shoot two shots lightly, and bombard the heavy ones.

8 1, it's all rubbish. If you want to recycle them, go and find them.

82. When I am in a bad mood, please don't wander too many times, it will send you to Fei Ying.

83. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Once time is over, it's just a whim.

85. It's very cold. Don't make me get dressed. You should give me a hug.

86. The past is always lingering, but the future is lingering. Eyes full of confusion, infinite emptiness. Sigh and drink a bowl of Mengpo soup.

If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

88. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

89. No matter how indifferent a person is, there are times when he is sad, such as I love you.

90. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

9 1, once squatting on the ground to play with things, my male god patted me from behind, and then was scared and farted loudly.

92. Stars, like dried tofu, are fried.

93. Dai Wangshu said that he was very sad and melancholy. Now I'm sad and want to hit a wall.

94. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

95. You never turned your back. Why should I gamble on my happiness?

96. Being in love is like jumping off a building. The brain says it's not a good idea, but the heart says you can fly.

97. When the road is rough, make a hullabaloo about, and I will turn around and leave!

98. Would you please stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

99. If you don't take yourself seriously, I won't take you seriously.

100, eating delicious food is a fashion, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.

102, I couldn't sleep in the dark night, so I had to visit your house.

103, I changed from a silly boy to a heartless person. You know how much I'm going to get hurt.

104, no matter how many promises, it is impossible to be together in reality.

105, don't always give people a look. Do you think your face is a palette?

106, don't push me, or I will get stronger and get out of hand.

107, don't think you can chase elder sister just because you have Ximen Qing's face. She is not Pan Jinlian.

108, straighten up and don't take yourself too seriously.

109, let the world turn for you and the earth turn upside down for me.

1 10, there are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

1 1 1, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers for fear of farewell.

1 12, whatever I don't want is rubbish in my eyes.

1 13 I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

1 14, if you talk too much, you will feel that the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

1 15, whenever I'm bored, I just want a person's life to be free and easy.

1 16, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

1 17, I am fatter, warmer and whiter than Dabai. Why do you still like Dabai and don't like me?

1 18, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.

1 19, my advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

120, lovelorn is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up and become mature and sensible.