rich joke ...

In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " Dean fell down and passed out. ...

Some beautiful women,

Decided to invest heavily,

Let yourself lose weight.

Spent hundreds of thousands, she felt very satisfied!

On the way home,

At the newsstand,

Bought a newspaper,

When looking for money,

She asked her boss, "Sorry,

Guess how old I am? "

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to work as a laborer's salesman and asked the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said, I guess 29.

She was so happy:

I don't know,

47!

In high spirits, she went to Uni-President Supermarket on the corner and bought a pack of chewing gum. She couldn't help asking the counter lady there.

Miss said:

Well,

30 years, I guess.

She is extremely proud:

47,

thank you

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.

The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyes are not good. I do not see any at all. However, there is one way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand in your bra, I'll definitely know.

Your age!

After a long silence, in the empty street, she finally couldn't help thinking: OK! You have a try.

The old man reached into her shirt, then into her bra and began to grope slowly and carefully.

A few minutes later,

She said, well, guess how old I am?

The old man squeezed the last one and pulled out his hand. Ma 'am, you are 47 years old.

Beauty surprised, surprised to ask:

Awesome!

How did you know?

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Don't be angry!

"

The old man's answer let beauty passed out:

The old man said, I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's.