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What is Zhang Youfang's 30-second unaccompanied rap?

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Oh, no, no, another lonely bachelor party.

It seems that no one will attend, only I am willing to go.

I don't want to dress up because it's not important.

It's just that I see girls can't whistle all the time.

Yes, maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend.

My elders have been forcing me to have more girlfriends.

How can a good girlfriend be so easy?

When the opportunity comes, it will come easily.

There's a party here and a party there.

I really don't want to say I'm here.

I really don't want to be abused here.

Certainly not timid.

Which girl really looks me in the eye?

Romantic story, let's play together.

Ha ha ha ha this kind of joke is really funny.

It's such a good night.

Hey, you come, I'll go away.

Why are you so unreasonable, passing by?

Girlfriend, do you know you can fly?

I'm not always so bad as other boys.

My face is red, my heart is racing and I am short of breath.

What the hell should I do? I think I'll just have to let it cool.

Wearing sunglasses at night is afraid of vulgarity.

Please turn back now. I promise to go home and be a vegetarian at once.

Believe it or not, you are good enough.

Eye contact generates electricity.

To tell you the truth, I don't know much about it either.

What should I say and do to make you understand my heart?

You will look at me, and I will look at you like a madman.

How can I say hello to all the girls I have met? I really want to see you.

Wilber Pan, are you going to say it or not?

A man's verve is what he says.

How to approach you? I'm still groping.

What to do, how to move, but

Even if she doesn't want to be your girlfriend, that's his freedom.

Please raise your hand if you want to listen to music.

Ok 123 don't think so much.

One punch, one foot, one step at a time, and now it's moving.

Finally, when it comes to the important moment, we will speak.

Such confidence will never fail.

Pat you on the back and introduce yourself.

My name is Will, and your name is Jill. Can we be together? Calm down.

Opportunities in the world are usually only three seconds.

Now count down to three seconds. Are you ready?

Tell me if this feeling is true or not.

Don't miss this place on impulse.

Baby, let me know how deep your love is.

Baby, tell me how deep your love is

But only this part was sung.

Oh, no, no, another lonely bachelor party.

It seems that no one will attend, only I am willing to go.

I don't want to dress up because it's not important.

It's just that I see girls can't whistle all the time.

Yes, maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend.

My elders have been forcing me to have more girlfriends.

How can a good girlfriend be so easy?

When the opportunity comes, it will come easily.

Party here, party there.

I really don't want to say I'm here.

I really don't want to be abused here.

Certainly not timid.