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First aid, first aid! Because I have to write a self-reflection letter for cheating and read it in class, I want to make it funny and have a relaxed atmosphere, please help me.

It is wrong to skip class!

Hello, dear teacher! Here I make a profound review to you with a very heavy heart. In my previous self-criticism, the teacher in the class criticized me for not being profound enough and not touching the depths of my soul. To this end, I first re-study the "Student Code of Conduct" and checked it one by one. I seriously violated many of them, and I was really in danger. I had a deep understanding a long time ago. After learning from the pain, I decided to change my mind and be determined to be a new person.

Through these lessons, I understand that skipping class is wrong no matter what the reason.

Even if you are busy in the dormitory doing homework, skipping class is wrong.

Even if you are making a contribution to the college, skipping classes is wrong.

Even if it’s just to watch the torch, skipping class is wrong.

Today, I write this statement of apology to you with guilt and regret to express to you my deep understanding of the bad behavior of skipping classes and my determination to never skip classes again.

Students’ main task is to study, just like a teacher who is busy taking roll call. If he doesn’t do his job well, what other excuse is there? Skipping class is wrong. So I should review it!

Actually, I really don’t want to miss class, and I also know that I’m wrong. If you don’t believe me, I’ll tell you, because I’ve written a self-examination letter.

Punctuality and trustworthiness are the fine traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. They are qualities that contemporary college students should possess. They are... I missed one day of class, and that was a whole day of class, which reflected a lot of problems!

This cannot be the reason for me to miss class. Mr. Lu Xun said... Goethe also said... Only when we seriously reflect, find the deep roots behind our mistakes, and recognize the nature of the problem can we give an explanation to the collective and ourselves, and thereby make progress.

Throughout the ages, there have been many enlightened people...

For example, in the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a judicial officer named Li Li... Li Li died like this. How could I not feel ashamed in front of him? I wished I could bear the sword for him!

Modern society...only...can...

Now, I am in the test of me from the party,...the party educates us...

Being absent from class is by no means a trivial matter that can be ignored! As long as we have two legs to walk to the classroom for meetings, there are no excuses, no excuses! As long as we seriously consider that there are so many things to do in life and so many burdens to bear, there will be no reason not to be punctual. I believe that punctuality will become part of my personal character!

As early as I stepped into the school, the teacher had given repeated instructions and repeatedly emphasized that all students in the school were not allowed to skip class. But this morning I still skipped an extremely vivid lesson that the teacher carefully prepared for us. I missed a feast of knowledge that the teacher worked hard to prepare for us. Microcomputer is a course that reflects personal comprehensive ability. I should cherish this opportunity, but I missed it. This is nothing more than a big loss in life. At the same time, teacher, your I am also deeply touched by your concern. I know that having fewer people in class will benefit you in terms of knowledge without loss, but you still discovered it in time and taught me so that I won’t do it again next time. How kind and great you are Ah! My tears of gratitude can fill the entire Tarim Basin; my beating heart due to excessive excitement can be compared with the Great Tangshan Earthquake; my prodigal daughter’s determination to turn back can be compared with Nuwa’s perseverance in patching up the sky. I firmly promise that in the future Except for special reasons in microcomputer class, I will definitely listen carefully in class. If pouring out the water from the entire Pacific Ocean can't extinguish the flames of my anger towards you, then can the water from the entire Pacific Ocean be poured out? No. , so I don’t hate you, so I believe you can forgive me for the mistake I made unintentionally this time. The reason why I said it was unintentional was because I didn’t bring shoe covers. Although this may be just a true reason, it is true. It's true. The fact is that I didn't go to the computer class, but I still yearn for it to reduce the depth of the mistakes I made.

Since taking your class, my performance has been poor. Many shortcomings are still not completely eliminated like flies in the canteen. The teacher said that a person cannot get rid of all his shortcomings at once, and he will still be attracted. But I feel that I have worked harder than before, and I have not made it worse. I have no choice but to make mistakes occasionally.

I still retain the spirit of laziness, and I still often do things like being late. What's even more rare is that I have never seriously skipped school. The unfortunate things that happened in the past were purely my occupational diseases. I don't know why? I always mistook the school bell for the end of class, and the end of get out of class bell was regarded as a signal that the cafeteria was about to close. I was indeed very ill, so I went to the health department, student office, and other departments many times for treatment, but I always come back disappointed, and they all say that I can't be saved, but I am not discouraged. Through this review, I have found the key to the problem. The fact that the teacher allows me to write a review shows that the teacher still trusts me. I sincerely admire the teacher's integrity. It can be said that a horse meets a bole and a scholar meets a confidant.

Punctuality and trustworthiness have always been regarded as the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. It is the principle of life for the descendants of the Yan and Huang Dynasties. It is the quality that a Communist Youth League member should have and the professional ethics that a student should have. Contemporary college students should regard abiding by school disciplines and rules as the most basic code of conduct. I was a few minutes late and missed a few classes, even though it was only a few minutes and a few classes. There are many problems that can be reported, which delays learning time. Of course, this doesn't excuse me from being late. Mr. Lu Xun once said: Time is life, and someone also said: Time is the way to increase knowledge. It seems that I didn't see the path clearly. Only by seriously reflecting, looking for the deep roots behind my mistakes, and recognizing the nature of the problem can I give an explanation to the collective and myself, and thereby make progress.

Now, the big mistake has been made, and I deeply regret it. After a deep review, I believe that a fatal mistake has been hidden deep in my thoughts: my ideological consciousness is not high, and I do not respect others enough. In the future, I will I will have more respect for teachers. I don’t pay enough attention to important matters. I usually have a lazy life style. If it weren’t for being too lazy, I wouldn’t be like this.

I have failed to live up to your hard work and do everything in detail. .Everything is known from a small perspective. From childhood to adulthood, as a college student, I set a bad example by not asking for leave when I had something to do, which caused a bad impact on the whole class. I have made a deep reflection on the serious consequences of my skipping classes.

In order to deeply understand my mistakes, I understood the reasons for skipping classes from all aspects

(1). Due to the increase in employment pressure, many college students behave with strong blindness.

< p> Mainly include the following aspects: First, blind examination. Nowadays, college students use certificates to increase their employment bargaining chips and skip classes to learn other knowledge. There is a "certification fever" on campus.

(2) Graduates blindly take the postgraduate entrance examination. The postgraduate entrance examination has become a campus fashion, but most of them just want to avoid employment. In the survey, 92% of the students took the postgraduate entrance examination just to avoid employment.

(3) Graduates blindly leave school early to find jobs, resulting in an extremely high rate of graduates skipping classes, which actually accounts for 89% of the number of graduates skipping classes.

(4) Give up blindly. The employment rate of junior college students and some unpopular majors is low. Senior graduates have lost confidence in this and have given up on themselves. They can only pass their time through online games, sleeping, and playing cards.

(5) The teaching format of the university is rigid, and most of the teaching content is presented through oral narration and text-based courseware. There is no element of knowledge that attracts students’ interest. Many teachers can teach for many generations with one lecture note, and the content does not follow. In the previous era, the form was single. Students felt that what they learned was useless.

(6) It is students' spare time work. Many college students use their spare time to work to make money, and when work and study conflict, they skip classes and work. In material matters In today's modern world, many college students feel that the attraction of money is far greater than that of classes. Even though the potential advantages of the latter are greater, many college students will still choose the former. Of course, many college students' families are relatively poor, and because the current social help system is not yet Part-time work is also a necessity in life.

(7) Some companies have lax requirements, and pursuing the company's interests implies that students skip classes.

(8) At present, bad habits are prevalent on campus. In order to To avoid elective courses, some students chose to take classes on behalf of others. Hence the emergence of “campus agents”. This undoubtedly provides a good opportunity for students who skip classes!

(9) is a bit blindly obedient. There is no special reason at all, but they want to follow this "trend", as if they are not showing off if they don't skip classes. It seems to be beyond his capabilities.

(10) Some teachers and people in charge of student affairs revealed to reporters that after the expansion of college enrollment, the number of college students increased and college classrooms were tight, which was also one of the reasons why college students skipped classes.

Source of information: Guilin Daily, April 26, 2006

(11) The phenomenon of college students falling in love has become very common. There are many college students who want to fall in love in order to fall in love. Skipping classes, especially for those who are in long-distance relationships, rarely gets together once, and it is common to miss more than ten days.

As for the above bad phenomena, it makes us think deeply: college students skip classes because they are forced to do so for many external reasons. , involuntarily, or is it a phenomenon of the thinness of our consciousness? Of course, we must also admit that some students are forced to skip classes for social practice activities. We must also admit that the current college education system also has certain drawbacks: for example, a small number of lecturers speak too strong a dialect, causing many students from other provinces to attend classes. Difficult; the teaching method is monotonous and the content is boring, resulting in a dull classroom atmosphere. However, if you think about it carefully, what is the reason for more students? Does the main reason lie within ourselves?

After twelve years of studying hard in Hanchuang, we were lucky enough to pass the single-plank bridge of the college entrance examination and step into the quiet university campus. From then on, no one will supervise our studies like high school teachers. In the author's humble opinion, some students who lack self-discipline have begun to relax. Classes are no longer an important part of these students' minds. They think that it doesn't matter whether they usually listen to some courses, and they only need to have a surprise battle before the exam. So in my daily study, I lowered my requirements and faced the exam with a negative mentality of "Long live sixty points, one more point is a waste". I thought that one month of preparation time before the exam was enough, and the usual class was simply a waste of time. Time wasted. Instead, they play games and chat online, and some even become addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate themselves. Some students are not optimistic about the employment situation of their major, so they blindly believe that learning classroom knowledge is of no use to their future, and skipping classes has become a common occurrence. All of these are not the same, so the phenomenon of skipping classes not only persists for a long time, but also becomes more and more serious. In the eyes of some students, skipping classes has become a "trend" and skipping classes is an essential part of the life of a "college student". But what are the consequences of this? How many students work almost crazy all night on the eve of the exam, causing physical and mental exhaustion, but they still inevitably fail the exam; how many students are worried because they cannot get their graduation certificate or degree certificate after "escaping" from college for four years. The author believes that one of the main reasons why students skip classes is that they feel impetuous and empty in class. They do not know the practical use of these courses and have no clear direction for the future. Over time, skipping classes becomes a vicious cycle.

It is a small matter to skip class, but the current situation it reflects is a big deal. It reflects on the comprehensive quality level of college students and makes people reflect deeply: contemporary college students who once called themselves the proud sons of heaven are called the pillars of the motherland and the hope of the future. To a certain extent, college students skipping classes without reasonable reasons is a contempt for knowledge and a concrete manifestation of a lack of self-discipline. If this behavior is indulged arbitrarily, in the end, the school will only deliver "fake" college students with diplomas to the society. , rather than a new force in social construction with good knowledge, quality and integrity. Even if "there is greatness in spirit, there is no end to learning." Can we say this sentence with a clear conscience at this time? In this relaxed and free campus environment, we advocate criticism and express individuality. However, we should keep in mind the ancient saying that "no rules can make a circle". The existence of discipline has its necessity.

Since the expansion of college enrollment, along with the deepening of education reform, more and more young students have the opportunity to enter the ideal university campus and realize their youthful dreams. But university is not the palace that some people think of. When many college students feel the pressure brought by university, hesitation and confusion ensue. At this time, skipping classes became one of their ways to escape reality.

It is not uncommon for college students to skip classes. Many college students often use skipping classes as a good way to deal with it due to psychological pressure, emotional factors, personal emotions and physical discomfort. However, different from what is commonly known as skipping classes, another type of phenomenon - hidden skipping, is more common than explicit skipping, and is not easy to detect and attract attention. As a result, many college students lose themselves unconsciously.

A. Characteristics of hidden class skipping by college students

For hidden class skippers, they often do not feel that they are skipping classes. They are in the classroom but their minds are elsewhere.

Some students sleep in class; others read novels and magazines; of course, chatting is an essential part of class for many college students. They brag, talk about politics, and talk about football, ranging from "9.11" to having lunch. What? There are also some students who are very interested in listening to the lectures, but after a period of time, their thoughts are like wild horses that are out of control. This situation is the most harmful. On the one hand, the distracted person misses a good opportunity to learn and feels regretful. On the other hand, he is troubled by what he is thinking about and is under great psychological pressure.

B. Questionnaire on hidden truancy among major students

Among the 97 people surveyed, only 13 people, accounting for 13.4%, confirmed that they had no hidden truancy. Most of them showed the coexistence of multiple ways of skipping classes. There were 67 people who had two or more ways, accounting for 69.1%, and 39 people who had three or more ways, accounting for 40.2%. There were as many as 6 people, accounting for 6.2%, who had all the listed methods. The survey results show that the proportion of boys who skip classes implicitly is higher than that of girls, and the proportion of students in senior grades is higher than that in junior grades.

C. Reasons for covert truancy

The reason why covert truancy is so common among college students is due to many reasons:

1. Some college students Before entering college, there was a hidden case of skipping classes. After experiencing the black July (June), my feelings suddenly relaxed and it was difficult to control.

2. Many students intend to listen carefully, but unknowingly become distracted, even causing irremediable situations such as stagnant thinking.

3. It is not surprising that some students fall asleep in class due to lack of sleep.

4. The obsession with novels and news makes many students unable to control themselves.

5. A few teachers’ teaching methods are dull and monotonous, which makes students bored. The classroom atmosphere is not active, so students chat to pass the time.

6. Many students do not pay enough attention to humanities courses and elective courses.

7. A small number of students naturally lose interest in class when they are depressed...

There are many reasons for the phenomenon of hidden class skipping, which shows that this is already a serious problem. question. After some teachers and students discovered it, they began to explore solutions.

D. Methods to deal with hidden truancy

Hidden truancy is extremely harmful. Students cannot learn knowledge. Many college students even have nothing to do in class, spending the day in a muddle. one day. Based on the results of the survey and the opinions collected, the author recommends that college students first establish a correct attitude towards learning, abandon erroneous views such as "Long live 60 points", and ignite the belief and will to learn. Secondly, we must stay away from the temptation of online games and other bad factors and find ourselves in reality. At the same time, based on the idea of ????respecting teachers and respecting morality, more suggestions are made to teachers so that teachers can improve teaching methods and activate the classroom atmosphere. In addition, maintain healthy living habits and reasonably adjust your mentality.

In view of the above reasons, the following suggestions are put forward:

(1). For schools, it is necessary to configure the teaching facilities well and provide students with a relaxed learning environment. Allow Current students should re-choose their favorite majors. Adjust the course schedule so that students feel that what they learn is useful and not a waste of time. Don't leave important things to be taught until the junior or senior years. This will be difficult for students to accept psychologically. , the real life makes them no longer have the energy to study with peace of mind. Strengthen the connection with society, establish some places for students to practice, enhance the application of knowledge, let them feel that learning is very useful, and pay more attention to the lives of students. and help, provide them with ideological education, especially education on the concept of love.

(2). Teachers should keep the knowledge of this subject up to date and communicate more with students. Don’t just complete the teaching Tasks. Diversify the form of classes. Improve students’ interest in learning.

(3). Students should strengthen their own quality, love learning, and pursue knowledge. Do not blindly take certificate exams. Be strict with themselves and talk about civility. Fall in love. Handle the relationship between social practice and study well. Be a qualified college student!

Let’s talk about my understanding of self-examination.

With the advent of the 21st century, many historical traces will gradually disappear. However, only thinking objects retain their own thoughts as the years pass. Review and self-examination have always been a necessary method for people to improve their own quality.

The colorful world outside usually veils people's inner feelings. Only by constant self-examination and self-examination can people lift the veil of illusion and reveal the true essence. This will prevent people from drawing false results. Therefore, it is necessary to briefly talk about self-examination and self-examination here.

Review and self-review are a cyclical process. All objects with logical thinking evolve or progress through review and self-examination. The ability of animals in the animal kingdom to learn to survive is a process of review and self-examination. Both review and self-examination must first generate an entity to analyze the results of the entity's past experience, then draw a summary, then optimize and improve the specific problems summarized, and finally calculate the correct method to find the real results. Because of the concepts in these sequences, review and self-examination are often acted upon first, and then solutions or experiences are obtained.

The definition of review and self-review can be interpreted as the process of analysis and summary of past experience. In reality, people just make the mistake of thinking that it only means the process of analysis and summary of a failed experience, but successful experience People have ignored the analysis and summary process. People often think that past successful experiences do not require self-examination and self-examination. In fact, this is an extremely wrong and dangerous idea that leads to destruction. Because all things in materialism exist objectively, successful results often overwhelm people's summary experience of implementation methods in the successful process. Without this summary experience, people will just rely on blind exploration every time in the next practice. This is often the most dangerous way to achieve results, and will eventually mislead people into doing things and lead them to the abyss of destruction.

Since review and self-review are a cyclical process, each review and self-review itself is also a practical process, and its experience and results will also produce the next review and self-review, and the next review and self-review. The conclusion of self-examination is often the latest guide to action. Review and self-review are therefore cyclical. In the process of all thinking substances from birth to destruction, the shorter the cycle of review and self-review, the greater the evolutionary step. Often it is a Fourier series equation, and the further it goes, the greater the step. If a cycle is executed before, the amplitude of the next time will be narrowed and the frequency will be encrypted.

Secondly, since review and self-review are a process, the conclusion can also be true or false in the field of logic, but the certainty of this conclusion will not cast a shadow on the process of review and self-review. , because in summary, after each conclusion is drawn, empirical analysis and summary must be carried out no matter what, so this characterization does not affect the emergence of the next review and self-review.

Reflection is performed by all thinking substances, while self-examination is only performed by the self-thinking substance itself. Among self-review and self-review, self-review is a proper subset of review. Therefore, ignoring self-review itself, non-self-review may often be an empty subset in review. When this situation occurs, the existence of self-review is the only one. The last line of defense to prevent extinction and the latest action guidelines. This criticality often brings the hope and vitality of evolution to self-thinking matter.

When self-examination does not appear, the key driver of self-examination is the thinking material itself with the ability to self-examination, and this thinking material will often make self-examination vigilant and urgent when self-examination does not occur. The risk is greatly reduced by only seeing the success side and ignoring the failure loopholes, thereby increasing the risk of destruction.

People will ask: Why do college students like to skip classes so much? Parents and teachers are always accustomed to looking at the phenomenon of skipping classes from a traditional perspective. They believe that students usually skip classes because they are playful, so it is natural to define skipping classes as a bad behavior. Unfortunately, times are changing, and the phenomenon of skipping classes on college campuses can no longer be so easily concluded. The author is a college student. I believe that college students' skipping behavior reflects some problems that need to be solved urgently in today's college teaching.

Under the great banner of socialism, how can there be such unorganized discipline and personal heroism as skipping classes? I deeply realize that no matter how boring the theory class is, I can't do other things because This is disrespectful to the teacher, just like answering the phone in class is not allowed. No matter how useless this class is, I can't skip class, because the revolution has not yet succeeded, and how can we make revolution without laying a good foundation? It's like a professor not teaching It is not allowed to open a company.

I had been comforting myself that I skipped classes to enrich myself and improve myself. I found that I had made a serious mistake. I am a student and my job is How can you improve yourself if you haven't done well? This is obviously wrong.

Those who skip classes are hopeless and have no future. You can't do things because of your own ideas. This is in our This is obviously wrong on the great socialist campus.

Why Bill Gates is the richest man in the world? Because he is not a skipper, he just dropped out of school. Look, to achieve such great achievements, you have to You can't skip classes, you have to work hard to learn cultural knowledge and lay a solid foundation. So why is Gates not the richest man in the world? It's simple, because he dropped out of school. How can a dropout become the richest man in the world.

Same. As a dropout, why is Michael Dell not the richest man in the world? This is also very simple, because he often skipped classes during college. His basic theoretical knowledge is not solid enough, and he does not have a deep understanding that his job as a student is to study, not to study in college. They carry out dirty capital transactions. Look, this man is now the chairman and CEO of the world's largest computer company that exploits people. You can't buy Dell computers. People who skip classes do not have solid theoretical knowledge and the things they sell are useless. A sense of security. What kind of computer can I buy for those who skip classes?

Since the school has offered this course, there is a reason for its existence. I didn’t understand this reason because my IQ is too low. . A small collection can make a huge difference. Knowledge is learned, and knowledge must be learned in class. I can't stop attending school classes just because I have to learn other things by myself. I was wrong. It was very wrong for me to skip classes. Because It seems useless now, but when I go to work, I will find that the problems I encountered at work have been discussed in school. It is my fault that I skipped class and did not figure it out in school. I wasted precious resources and gave us great achievements. The party has caused losses, which is unforgivable.

Some teachers’ classes lack “audibility”. Although advanced modern technology has helped teachers a lot in terms of teaching methods, it is essentially "changing the teaching method without changing the medicine." Most teachers' teaching methods do not have any innovation and are still the same as before: repeating what is taught from the script. The content taught is not novel or interesting. The textbook is always the same one from many years ago. The theories above are either outdated or useless for students’ future work. They cannot attract students at all, let alone inspire them. Students want to listen. What's more, some teachers focus on other aspects and ignore the class themselves. Nowadays, peer competition has also penetrated into university teachers. Practical benefits such as professional title evaluation, bonuses and subsidies, and striving for more scientific research funds are directly linked to teachers’ academic achievements, leading some people to just immerse themselves in their own “scientific research.” And neglected another important mission on the shoulders - teaching and educating people. When they devote a lot of time and energy to "scientific research" or even making extra money, it is inevitable that their teaching standards will decline sharply, and their teaching lives will wither. Students would rather study on their own than waste time attending boring lectures.

Unreasonable teaching arrangements are also the main reason why students skip classes. The courses are so full that students don’t have time to study and practice, and they can’t develop their hobbies. Even if they have time to read, they don’t want to read, because facing books all day long in school will naturally create a rejection mentality. As Mr. Ren Jiyu said, "It's like steaming steamed buns in one drawer after another. They come out with the same appearance. This way, talents will not be produced, and those who have talents will be buried." In the long run, students will be trained to quickly and passively accept a large amount of information. machine. This is a big flaw in our mainstream education.

Under the current circumstances, colleges and universities should encourage students to arrange their time reasonably, study independently, and use their limited time on things that are more meaningful and valuable to themselves. University education should originally focus on self-study. Teachers put forward requirements. How students learn is their business, but they must produce results. Don't just indoctrinate students, but actively encourage students to develop their own interests and hobbies. University education should pay attention to the diversity of students' personalities and interests.

The diversity of the biological world creates a balance in the ecological system; in the same way, only when a society is composed of members with various personality traits, can the organic system of society achieve a stable balance. Our mainstream education should change to allow students to learn to compare, learn to think independently, and learn to make independent choices. This cherishing of rights, selective learning, and self-identity are far more important than passive acceptance, blind indoctrination, sitting back and enjoying the results, and the competitiveness and so-called "winning first" taught by mainstream education. , and more valuable.

To summarize the above discussion, whenever and wherever matter has self-thinking, it must conduct periodic reviews and self-reviews to provide action guidance for the next action to avoid destruction.

Let’s talk about skipping class on ××month××.

Why should I skip class? This question is very stupid and makes people feel very unintelligent. Skipping class for a homework assignment! Very stupid!

Class! It is a basic requirement for a college student.

Class! Definitely not metaphysical.

Secondly, attending classes can reflect the collectivist spirit of our nation and the discipline of the socialist country. Everyone was in high spirits and listened to the class uniformly. This is a great sight that is difficult to see in Western capitalist countries. In Chinese universities, no one is not doing their job properly. You see, in Western capitalist countries, students give up the superior conditions of school to start their own businesses. As a result, many people dropped out of school, started companies, went bankrupt, and even committed suicide by jumping off buildings. Therefore, attending classes is a reflection of the superiority of our socialism. More importantly, I want to confess and deeply reflect on my mistakes here in order to receive leniency from the organization.

I was wrong, I shouldn't have skipped class.

I was wrong, I shouldn’t not do my job properly. A student’s job is to study, so I shouldn’t skip classes.

I was wrong. After so many years of education and training from the party and the people, I still couldn’t resist the temptation of decadent Western ideas. I

should not skip classes.

I was wrong. I had a very bad and serious impact on the college classroom. I was really "a dead fish in a pot of soup."

I shouldn't skip class. I was wrong. I brought a lot of trouble to the teachers. Just because of the existence of me and people like me, the teacher went out of his way to roll call and roll call again. Because my fault implicated the teacher, I should not skip class. I was wrong. It is not easy for parents to make money, it is not easy for the country to develop, and it is not easy for teachers to manage. I actually failed to live up to the expectations of my parents and teachers and skipped classes.