Who has English jokes and essays suitable for junior high school students? It's best not to be too long, just simple and suitable for reciting.

Joke: In a luxury private school near new york, rats are rampant. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to give a slide show to teachers and students, telling them how to remedy this situation, for example, putting away garbage, not eating in class and so on.

The next day, a teacher asked her children to write a letter to the inspector to thank him for his visit. A student wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, thank you for coming to my school. I didn't know what a mouse was like until I met you. "

Rodents are rampant in a fashionable private school near new york. The headmaster of that school (a friend of mine) invited a health inspector to make a slide show for the teachers and students of the school, telling them how to deal with this situation, such as putting away the garbage, not eating in class and so on.

The next day, a teacher asked her students to write a letter to the inspector to thank him for his visit. A student wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, thank you for coming to my school. I didn't know what a mouse looked like before I met you. "

For several years, my job was to answer all the phone calls and emails from viewers about daytime TV soap operas produced by our company. One day, a lady called an actor who played a doctor in our program for medical advice. I explained that the man was not a real doctor and could not help her.

After a shocked silence, the woman replied angrily, "No wonder his patient will take months to recover!" "

For several years, my job was to answer the phone calls and emails of the audience. They want to know something about daytime soap operas produced by our company. One day, a lady called and asked the actor who played the doctor in the play to give him some medical advice. I explained that the man was not a real doctor and could not help her.

After a shocking silence, the lady said angrily, "well, no wonder it always takes him months to recover."

English composition: There are three people in my family, my father, my mother and me.

My mother is a teacher. She is very strict with her students and me. She is beautiful and looks young. My father is an engineer and treats me better than my mother. He looks ordinary, but he is strong. Although they are seldom with me, I love them, because we are a family!

There are three people in my family, me, my father and my mother.

My mother is a teacher and strict with her students. So am I. She is beautiful and looks very young. My father is an engineer. He is gentler to me than my mother. He looks ordinary, but he is strong. Although they don't spend much time with me, I still love them because we are a family!

The Farmer and the Snake

In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen stiff. He felt sorry for it and put it in his arms. After the snake warmed up, the regulated consistency ended and its nature was restored. Bitterness was one of its beneficiaries, and he was fatally attracted. The dying farmer said, "I cherish death, I pity the wicked, and we will do evil."

I want to ask you something. If I say that I lost this debate, I will lose many things, such as family, friendship and love, so I must win this debate. Now I want to ask a few people to help others, but there is no reason to help a few friends to help me fulfill my wish. I want to know if it is possible. No matter what the caller says, you insist, that is, keep asking why the other person can't help you.

In winter, the farmer found that the snake was frozen stiff, and he was also very poor. Her arm held the snake. After the snake warmed up, it woke up and returned to its nature. After being bitten by a benefactor, it is always fatal. The dying farmer said, "I deserve to die." I sympathize with the wicked. We should pay back what we deserve. "

I want to ask one of you, if I say I lost this debate, I will lose, such as family, friendship, many things, and love, so I must win this debate. Now I want to ask a few ready-made people to help others, and there is no reason to help a few friends to help me fulfill my wish. I don't know if I can. No matter what the other person says, if you insist, I just keep asking why the other person can't help you.