A joke about the history of words.

It is said that the Western Jin Dynasty was unified and the Three Kingdoms perished. Unexpectedly, heroes from all walks of life in the Three Kingdoms started a new romance in another world. On this day, Kong Ming came to discuss the strategy of resisting Cao. Zhou Yu remembered Zhuge Liang's revenge when he was alive and decided to try to repay him this time. So he gave a banquet, accompanied by Lu Su, and ordered people to drink.

Zhou Yu gave the first question: everyone said that there is a word model, and there must be two words in this word. As your master Zhou Yuxian said: There is a man on the left and a man on the right, with a pile of dirt in the middle and two people sitting on it. Mystery is a sitting word. Metaphorically, Kong Ming is a pile of dirt, and he and Lu Su sit on him. After that, he looked at Zhuge Liang quietly. Zhuge Liang thought for a moment and said, there is a man on the left, a man on the right, an adult in the middle, and an adult is sandwiched between two villains. Fan Di is a traditional Chinese character, calling Zhou Yu a villain with hidden dangers. When Lu Su saw two people cursing each other, he was so angry that he said, There is a man on the left, a man on the right and a piece of wood in the middle. Wood and stones are dull, not people. Fan Di is a traditional word "Lai", which means to be caught in the middle, not a person.

Zhou Yu didn't take advantage, so he came up with the second question: singing a word in five words and four sentences should be impeccable. He made three sentences in the middle and finally synthesized a word. Everyone speaks in turn. Zhou Yu was bent on killing Kong Ming with a carbine. After thinking for a moment, he said a reply: the reply is airtight, the word is in the middle, and the word is protruding. Lu's words are not good. Zhuge Liang felt very uncomfortable being trapped here, so he said a word: trapped words don't leak, wooden words are in the middle, wooden words are raised, and apricot words are not good. At this time, in order to ease the atmosphere, Lu Su wanted to punish himself with a cup, so he said a Japanese sentence: Japanese words are not missing, Chinese words are in the middle, raise a cup of words and drink it up. So they picked up a glass of wine and gulped it down, and the three of them laughed.

Zhou Yu felt that she didn't take advantage again, so she came up with a third topic: everyone sings a poem to explain the word, and those who can't sing will be fined. Or Zhou Yuxian said: If there is water, you can miss the stream; If there is no water, you can miss the stream; If you remove the water from the stream, you can add birds to make a chicken. A successful cat is like a tiger, but a phoenix is not as good as a chicken. It's called Zhuge Aliang chicken. Zhuge Liang went on to say: if you have wood, you can read chess. If you have no wood, you can read chess. If the wood on the edge of the chess is removed, it is bullying. Longyou shoal was played by shrimp, and Tiger Falls Plain was bullied by dogs. Scold Zhou Yu like a shrimp and a dog. Lu Su said: You miss Xiang if you have water, but you miss Xiang if you don't have water. When water goes near the neck, it will become frost if it rains. Save your energy to cool your porridge. Persuade them to stop cursing each other. But Zhou Yu didn't take advantage, so he was very dissatisfied. Then he said: you can read ugliness with your hands; Without hands, you can read ugliness; If you remove the twisted hands and add women, you can read ugliness. Women in Longzhong are ugly, and it is difficult to choose one woman in a hundred. Said kongming's wife was ugly. Hearing this, Kong smiled and said, "If you have wood, you can miss the bridge.": If you have no wood, you can miss the bridge. If you remove the wood from the bridge, you will be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, so you can't guarantee that the copper finches won't be locked. " . Er Qiao, one of Zhou Yu's wives, may be captured by Cao Cao. Hearing this, Lu Su said, "There is wood, there is reading trough;" If there is no wood, he will read Cao; If the wood at the edge of the trough is removed, it will be bad to add rice. Today's plan is to fight Cao, but it's not good for the dragon and the tiger to fight each other. I advise you to stop fighting and unite against Cao.