Urgent for math jokes

1, rounded off, Zaizai happily came back from school and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it must be rounded off in mathematics, so Dad has to pay 50 cents. "2. The multiplication table teacher found that there was a student named Mu in the exercise book (1+2+3). The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "3. Numbers don't lie. ""Numbers don't lie, "said the teacher. If it takes twelve days for one person to build a house, then twelve people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. "A student went on to say," Seventeen thousand two hundred and eighty people only need one minute, and 1,036,800 people only need one second. In addition, if it takes six days for one ship to cross the Atlantic, it takes six ships a day. Four cups of 25-degree water add up to boiling water! Numbers don't lie! "4. Composition scores In the Chinese composition class, the teacher assigned a 500-word composition.

As soon as the bell rang, a student found that he had only written 250 words. He had a brainwave and wrote "the above content ×2" in the last line of the article. A few days later, the composition book was issued, and the position of the score suddenly appeared "80÷2". 5, the ability of 0 Once, 9 said contemptuously to 0: "Your ability is only 0." 0 bowed his head and replied respectfully, "I admit it." You really admire me, because your skill is ten thousand times that of me (that is, 0 * 10000) ". Stupid and proud to strut. However, it attracted other smiles. 6. In the morning 1 1 half past four, A is hungry and doesn't want to attend class. He sat in his seat, thinking only about beef and bread. The math teacher found him absent-minded and asked him, "What would happen if the decimal number 1. 130 moved one place to the right?" A student replied without thinking, "there will be lunch!" ""7. I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster, "You said there was a 75% chance of rain. How did you calculate it?" Without much thought, the stationmaster replied, "That is to say, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain." 8. The teacher asked a question: 8÷2=? Then I asked everyone, "How much is 8 divided into two halves?" Pippi replied: "It is equal to 0!" The teacher said, "How come?" Pippi explained: "Separate up and down!" Ding Ding said: "No, it is equal to the ear!" Teacher: "Oh?" Tintin replied, "Let's separate the left and right!" 9. Learn from a student who threw a coin into the air: "Watch TV on his back and play games with his back. If the coin stands up, I will learn." 10, Questions about Time In a math class, the teacher asked the students, "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as the voice fell, a student raised his hand and stood up and asked, "Teacher, when is school over?" 1 1, the arithmetic is unreasonable.

The arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

12, that's right.

Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "

13, Wu Zetian

In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding."

14, waiting for the bus

"Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently.

15, that's the difference.

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "Oranges have lost a lot of orange juice when they are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?