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Samsung, what do you mean I blew it up?

Question 1: What does Samsung bombing mean? Satire Samsung NOTE7 explosion. At present, Samsung NOTE7 has caused more than 65,438+000 serious explosions around the world, causing injuries to users, burning cars and houses. Samsung recalled all Samsung note7 phones in all other regions and countries except Chinese mainland. Although there were two serious explosions of Samsung NOTE7 in Chinese mainland, Samsung refused to recall their mobile phones or replace them for free for all Samsung NOTE7 users in Chinese mainland.

Question 2: Apple, Huawei and Samsung held a meeting to fight the landlord: Apple: I gave 7 Huawei: I gave 9 Samsung: What do you mean by bombing? Apple has seven generations, Huawei has mate8, and Samsung has note7, but note7 has the risk of explosion. Tell me to blow it up.

Question 3: Xiaomi: "I will give 5." Apple: "I'll give you 7." Huawei: "I will give 9." Samsung: What do you mean, "I'll blow it up"? Because Samsung NOTE7 mobile phone exploded all over the world and was listed as dangerous goods by airlines, a joke teased by netizens has now been upgraded:

Xiaomi: I'll give you 5.

Apple: I'll give you 7.

Huawei: I'll give you 9.

Samsung: I'll fry it.

Apple: "I fry, too."

Samsung: 4 14 (washing)

Samsung washing machine is also trapped in the explosion door! !

Question 4: What do you mean by bombing me?

Question 5: What do you mean by helping me blow up the screen?

Question 6: Wuhan dialect bombed me or what do you mean? In fact, you have understood it, but you may have misspelled it. This is a scam.

This does not belong to Wuhan dialect, and it is used all over the country.

"Cheating" Wuhan dialect and Mandarin are only slightly different in pronunciation.

Mandarin: zhà

Wuhan dialect: Zha

Question 7: Xiaomi: I give five apples: I give seven Huawei: I give nine Samsung: I fry. What do you mean, Samsung Note7, the latest model of various mobile phones, exploded this year?

Question 8: What do you mean by "setting me up"?

You're frozen. You exploded. You bastard.

Question 9: Why do some people say that Samsung mobile phones will explode? I'm afraid it actually has something to do with use. Don't care too much. I searched online, and many brands have exploded, and everyone uses them. If they all exploded, no one would use them long ago!