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Looking for more adjectives, some commonly used idioms and proverbs.

) Scratching with the thumb - hop on and off (metaphor of letting one's orders, otherwise, vomiting and being unable to spit it out, looking in the mirror with a black face - scaring oneself (metaphor of disturbing oneself)) Gong sells sweets - each with a broken arm - leaning on a crutch (a metaphor for talking, and celebrating the New Year without it (a metaphor for not much) (: opening the coffin and shouting to catch the thief - unjustly accusing the dead (" metaphor should not be added) There is a crime.) Wearing a fur coat on a hot day - not the time (metaphor is inappropriate.) Don't expect the Eight Wise Kings to enter the palace - it is difficult to ask the department store to sell suits - a set of August 15th moon - New Year It is the same every year, whether it is affected by the weather or not, the increase or decrease does not affect the overall situation. I ran on a hot day holding a rotten watermelon - I wanted to throw it away but the elephant's butt couldn't push it. The heavy snow fell into the sea - you can see it, do you want money? The money rat fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair) Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary The sedan chair was spent watching the theater - the poor and happy sedan chair was spent on the abacus --------- --- Calculating the menstruation of a heifer ----------- Blood cow pen dreams of marrying a beauty - having random thoughts and dreaming about begging for a wife - being biased and dreaming of jumping into a well - a false alarm, not good-looking, net It's useful to pay more.) Punch on the tip of the knife - unable to stand (a metaphor for not being able to stay any longer.) Stand at attention on the tip of the knife - unable to stand, the sword and the horse don't know how to use swords and spears - when there is a false reputation, the swordsman and the horse can't use swords and guns - ―Idiot (Dan) Eat sugar cane in reverse - each section is sweeter than each section. Eat sugar cane in reverse - the sweetness comes after pounding the garlic with a mallet - the one with a single root wants to go to the sky when he reaches the top of the mountain - greedy enough to buy green onions in the restaurant - may not give it to you (A metaphor for looking for the wrong way; stretching one's neck because of one's concentration...) Killing a mouse and feeding it to a cat - to annoy one, closing one's eyes and hitting a snake but not dying - will lead to endless troubles ('dagger' is a metaphor for the fact that to destroy the enemy, one must clean and thoroughly fly flies Flying into the garden - pretending to be a bee (crazy), lighting a lamp in the toilet - looking for shit (die), setting off firecrackers in the toilet - shaking shit (excited), the dragon king farting - the coffin holding out its hand - even if you die, Song San wants money His younger brother - Song (send) died (die). Pressing the gourd to dig out seeds - digging out the dogs one missing and the other beaten - getting into the fire pit with his head pressed down in anger - holding his breath and putting on his shoes by slapping the fire in the pit - it didn't work. ) (Metaphor is a waste of effort, you can't even lean back. Draw a tiger on your thigh - you can't scare any elephant from walking - a steady elephant catches fleas - you can't make a strong girl and don't want her husband's family - it's a lie that a big girl wants a daughter - Thinking too early about the birth of the eldest girl - shameful big wardrobe without a handle - stingy eldest daughter getting on the sedan chair - slowly rubbing against the eldest girl to beg for food - stubborn eldest girl asking for her husband's family - hard to talk to the big pine tree for firewood - ―The little dog uses barley malt to make caramel. A big ship with good materials carries the sun. ― Barely survives the day with big feet and small shoes. ~ Money is tight (in front) and the bayonet is attached to the cannon. ― A big girl can cut diapers from far and near. Stop busying and stir-fry some chicken feet with dried shrimps - bend down and feed the sparrows with some hemp seeds - feed them for a while; a heavy load of a hundred kilograms can be carried on your shoulders. The dagger means high-minded, straightforward) & ii came out, speechless, unable to touch the big-footed woman - unable to take small steps to the donkey on the road - if you don't ride, I will swim in the big cesspool - not afraid of death (shit ) A big rock crushes a crab to death - the old man gets out of his sedan chair with force - the sparrow in Dongting Lake that does not (walk) - has seen several times of strong winds and waves stepping on the tightrope in Dongting Lake - the snake in the hole is more dangerous than good - I don't know The turtles in the long and short caves - not afraid of catching eels by the cave door - will grab idiots to help when they come out - the more they help, the more they help (metaphorically, they are not helpful at all). ) Thunder but no rain, bluffing, and bird-killing postures all turn a blind eye. ) Throwing a child out of a pawnshop - being unworthy of anyone (a metaphor for abusing someone, but being empty and cowardly inside) J Using a shield as a pot cover - getting sickled by the cold or hot air and getting a sickle stuck in the throat - unable to swallow , a good one (a metaphor for offending someone.

) The iron fell to the ground - it was all in vain. The stone lions at the gate - sold in pairs on the road bamboo poles - this one is short and the other one is long. See the King of Hell in the daytime - see the ghost of the big rooster eating rice - countless elephants drink Water - I have enough belly to go to work with a big belly - I eat my hair while holding my belly - it becomes so fast. Playing the piano on the street - I will listen to you or not. People on the street - there are people coming and going, traffic lights on the street - there are goals. *** Seeing beggars on the street - unkempt fire in the hall - floods flooded the Guandi (land) temple - panicked the god Daliuszi's younger brother - Erliuzi was written in big characters too - a little too much The phoenix of nature - geese flying in a hurry - swarms of crabs on the road - tyrannical and tyrannical, beating the drum - making a loud sound, the roc spreading its wings - a long journey ahead, the fire burning the ant nest - annihilating all the adults in one fell swoop The performance - not a child's play, a leaf falling from a big tree - has nothing to do with the painting on the door - the reputation of eating fried noodles in Dafeng Field - one day it will be difficult to open one by one (a metaphor for being tongue-tied and conservative.) Fried chicken feet with prawns - - Curling up the legs and arching the waist (a metaphor for bowing and bending, unable to lift one or two pen sticks - Big boss eats Yuanxiao on August 15th - Unusual, millions of troops march to the south of the Yangtze River - Raise troops and mobilize the crowd, crazy girl tells jokes - Laughing and inviting the wolf Coming as a guest - living impatiently, a lame man walking on the blind - learning from each other's strengths, a regular visitor to the dyeing shop - a womanizer whose car broke the steering wheel - going on a rampage and asking my sister-in-law for company - being restless and kind-hearted, a poor widow going to the market - there is no one to ask for, so take care of her Ordered to do things. Ugly, forgot about the shuttle that was planted in the ground and broke the thread - the toon that was cut off by taking advantage of the opportunity - the hoe was difficult to sprout - the handle was broken and the hoe was installed - the horse thief put on the cassock - put the blame on others to hide from the rain. He hid in the City God's Temple - he saw candles lit by ghosts that could not be lit and made double noises - he was so angry that he set up a stage to sell tofu - he didn't have much arrogance in business but he set up a stage to sell crabs - there were not many goods. , it is an old habit to make people difficult J Big car New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year ~~ Hello and me (a metaphor for not wanting to offend people J Read the almanac on the first day of the new year - 6 sons are long miles and catch rabbits on the first day of the new year - Have it to celebrate the New Year.) The poor people gather together to make lanterns on the first day of the new year. This happens every year (it is like this every year). The consequences are disastrous and the expected purpose will not be achieved. , it’s hard to tell at once; a false alarm, a dream about recruiting a prince-consort - thinking about the skill of making clay figurines - a man who makes sesame seed cakes and sells glutinous rice balls - a generalist who is a county magistrate, loses his seal - is confused A mold for making bricks, a scabbard for a knife - a frame within a frame to sell iron - risk everything and the result - a bright handkerchief that can do tricks - a piece of cloth that can do tricks without hiding it - cover up Baoyu and Xiang Yun Cries Jia Mu - Everyone has his own tears, the worm in the bud stalk - specializes in (drilling) the heart bud rice noodles to make Yuanxiao - a hard-to-knead bitch to see off guests - a hypocritical and deflated suona - it depends on what you do Blow under the quilt to feed the tiger - harm others and yourself. Fart under the quilt - be able to be literary (smell) and capable of martial arts (cover). fart under the quilt - swallow the sheet and cover the table - be (surrounded). Change into a sweatshirt from a very large robe - more than enough Picking peonies on the hospital bed - still greedy for flowers when dying - not taking medicine when seriously ill - waiting to die, peeling onions and pounding garlic - peeling trees for trivial tasks - peeled toads that don't grow - - wearing a toilet and sitting in the lobby with a broken heart - A corrupt (dirty) officer kisses while wearing a hat - A far worse person wears a bamboo hat and holds an umbrella - Wearing a rain hat to enter the temple gate is unnecessary - Pretends to be a big-headed ghost with eyes wide open and gritted teeth - Holding a grudge and being covered with linen quilt Inside and outside, there is no Taoist priest reciting sutras - Taoist priests making sacrifices according to the script - Taoist priests blowing conch trumpets under the influence of ghosts and gods - frightening ghosts, Tao Tu's pigtails - holding Tao Tu's braids tightly and being beaten in the stomach - committing suicide by committing suicide in Dao Dong's cage What are you talking about? Dong Zhuo came to Beijing - the visitor was unkind. Dong Zhuo played with Diao Chan - he died under the flowers. He set up an archway and sold jujubes - the business was not big.

Flying) also kills people and worships stone statues, bullies the weak and fears the strong, makes a phone call and gets a busy signal - hits the snake seven-inch to hit its vitals, hits its vitals with a fully-inflated ball, jumps three feet high with a fully-inflated balloon, sooner or later it will blow up the face. Put on makeup, make up a face that is completely unrecognizable, dance with a knife, show off with majesty, water in the ocean, have as much as you want, a drop of water in the ocean - very small, a drop of water in the ocean - with you, not more, without you, Inumon said Hanging lanterns - Guangyao Menting flooded the Dragon King Temple - the family does not know each other (it is a metaphor for conflicts between people because they do not understand each other, the shelf is not small, eggshells are used to cushion the table legs - there are no yellow eggshells to support it) Yu - Why do you sell Laoli? The flute has no eyes - Can't play the sound and sits down on the kang to fan - Playing coquettishly and overturns the sesame pole - The mountain vine that grows upside down is difficult to end - The five-flavor bottle is poured on top of the root - bitter and spicy Both sweet and sour, riding a donkey upside down - looking back, riding a donkey upside down, wearing Cheng Diao - going the dark way, overturning the vegetable plate and smashing the grinder - solid (stone), beating solid (stone), pouring the oil bottle without holding it - - I'm so lazy that I dumped a basket of crabs - Everyone is strong-willed, everyone picks off their father and mother to get married - Everyone falls into the pile of wheatgrass - Unconsciously falls into the pot of boiling water with shrimps - Red in a hurry Take a look at the fly that fell into the paste basin - can't pull out the legs to block the cage to catch the chicken - can't run away and has a broken bead - can't lift the frog with broken legs - can't run and has a broken back The child's chair - unreliable, the pheasant with broken wings - the bird with broken wings, unable to fly - the toad with broken legs, unable to fly - the kite, unable to jump high, with its string broken - the string broken without a trace Flying kite - just want to be free.) Open the sealed jar and sprinkle sugar - as sweet as you want, take an injection and look out of the nose - look down on the dead (metaphor for underestimating someone.) The shot of the bullet and the arrow. ~Never look back and miss a target~ I miss the target when I miss a bird. I have no choice but to have scars and sores on my eyes - so bad that my bones turned into beautiful women - the flagpole erected eight hundred years ago by the human-faced ghost heart - - The old bachelor and the white-bone spirit speak human language - the evil words confuse the crowd. Eight old men punch each other - three orders and five Shen (stretching). The white wax material is tied with osmanthus - eight people with crooked necks sit at the same table - no one is looking at who has whitened the fox at the tip of the tail. ——A cunning eighty-year-old man blowing a lamp—out of breath, or looking down on others. ) The rubber ball that has been played with enough energy - the quail defeated by the old man and the chicken defeated - cannot get into the battle (a metaphor for a person who has lost his fighting spirit due to failure.) The eldest girl gets on the sedan chair - the first time the eldest girl looks at the dowry - When the time comes, the eldest girl marries an eunuch - enjoys both blessings and suffers. The eldest girl sews baby clothes - there is always a time when the old man's gavel - official energy (instrument) hangs electric lights on the big locust tree - famous in all directions ( Ming) Big trees used as rafters - cut off garlic seedlings to make pillows - dizzy (meat) and practice swimming in a tank of excrement - really not afraid of death (shit) Arhat in the Great Buddha Hall - full of mud A big shovel is digging up coptis - a sarcastic phoenix blowing down the handsome flag - a bad start. "Threating wheat in heavy rain - a difficult end to the elephant's butt - unable to push the big boat into a small river - stranded and sailing in the sea - touching The water in the sea has no boundaries - no matter where it is, it will be too salty. The bricks outside the gate - the cock that was kicked out and put on the stage - who is more beautiful than you? The beard on the dog's face - the fake wild geese running with the plane - After falling behind, the calf is tied to the back of the cart - Can Du (bringing the calf) digs his ears with his thumb - the master beats the eggs one by one - one by one smashes the firecrackers at midnight on New Year's Eve - no flowers fall into the sea and sails). The tiger of pearls - pretending to be kind-hearted. (Metaphor of pretending to be kind.) Holding a lantern to visit relatives. (① Metaphor of things being done in public.) Scarecrow saving people - unable to protect oneself. Metaphor of walking on a tightrope with a big belly. ——To be brave and take risks (a metaphor for having no choice but to act with risks.) To smoke but not to smoke —— To pretend to be playful and kiss while wearing a hat —— To wear a hat with black gauze and cotton —— The minister of bow (gong) wears a mask to enter the coffin - shamelessly wears a mask to kiss - wears a mask on the street without any emotion - shameless to see people wearing a Japanese mask and kiss - wears it after a layer of separation Bowing with a hat - Isn't this the right thing to do? Wear an extra large hat and wear a J.

) The Arhat in the Great Buddha Temple - a belly full of mud (a metaphor for a person who only has appearance but no real talent) J The Big Buddha in the Great Buddha Temple - a half-dressed girl with a swollen face - ugly (a metaphor for making a fool of herself in public and making a friend. ② Yes To put it bluntly.) To pretend to be fat - pretend to be rich and break the head to be called a fan - risk all the fishing nets - how scheming (a metaphor for being very scheming, closing one's eyes and having a big belly but not giving birth to a child - living in vain) The pregnant wife rides on a donkey - can't stand in the front, beat around the bush, and is arrogant in front of others - lay it out layer by layer (metaphorically, he makes everything clear) J. Be the first to shoot - will hold the cover (metaphorically) Asking people difficult questions and doing things to outsiders; slightly showing that they can look forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it and be cowardly; out of breath, the white lady meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage leads eight immortals across the sea - each shows his magical power. 1~ Speak openly ("The dagger means no need to hide or misunderstand") Look at the almanac on New Year's Eve - there are no days left (a metaphor for the end.) Go to the police station to pick up things and return them to their original owners (a metaphor for regaining lost things.) The elephant's butt - cannot be pushed (a metaphor for being extremely stubborn, grazing on the grassland - the boundless elephant catches the phoenix, the big phoenix rolls around the snow - the big phoenix curls up in the snow - blows all the teeth to talk about the match - lies (yellow) all day long and the big cock fights - - Playing Guanyin with a big belly - open your eyes, people.) Overturned the five-flavor bottle - sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, everything (a metaphor for complex moods, unfairness, shoes - top-heavy, wearing earrings and drawing eyebrows ~ A refreshing and muddy rosy) - a bit rustic tigress with cubs - extraordinarily fierce and taking his wife on a business trip - taking care of business and private affairs and going to sea with a lifebuoy - the ability of a well-prepared kangaroo - one by one, he will gain points by jumping single Fang - Self-contained family, chasing cars and bicycles, one day's cross talk - one person has the final say. Poisonous snake spits out core - rising sun hurts people, snakes scurry around to stare at birds - list of memorials (caught) Poisonous snake's tongue - single (bad) points B (core) Cutting the teeth of moldy snakes and wasp needles - the most venomous snakes' teeth and wasp needles - all of them are hiding behind people's faces, one is a yang, the other is a masculine one. Somersaulting on the tip of the knife - a life-threatening thing (metaphor). Doing adventurous things, with a low posture (a metaphor for being aggressive on the surface; a phoenix with its feathers plucked out of nowhere - not as good as a chicken and a banana in bloom - with one heart, it is even more impossible to protect others; a person who sticks to his face and puts his face in his crotch - shameless The bird's nest is built on banana leaves - good times don't last long - I have no choice but to do so.) The big radish goes into the vegetable cellar - no trace of the wild geese eats the lotus skewers - straight neck (①) The dagger is used to stretch out due to fear. I have a long neck; don’t think about it, just wait