Seeking an ancient poem to adapt a joke ~ urgent ~ urgent

The sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. In an instant, Xiao Li flew a knife and Li Bai became a little eunuch. . . . . "

2. "How much sorrow can you have, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou. . . . . "

3. "If a relationship lasts for a long time, it should be the time for two people to get married. . . . . "

4. "If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. . . . . . "

5. "Two heads are better than one. . . . . . "

6. "Grape wine luminous cup, a lot of money and beautiful women. . . . "

7. "Such a bright ray of light at the foot of my bed made Li Bai sleep soundly. . . . . "

8. "I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and I will go to bed after laughing." . . . "

9. "The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy that is spiritual; The handwriting is not good, just understand it. . . . . "

10. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and turtles crawl by the river in Dongcun. . . . "

1 1. "If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him. . . . "

12. "I thought that Jin Ge was an iron horse; Look now, watch and fight. "

13. "Clear water produces hibiscus, and troubled times produces heroes. . . . . "

14. "Holding hands will tell that my son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will. . . . . "

15. "the tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to be in love, but she's not here. . . . "

16. "If you are poor, you will be immune to it, and if you rise, you will dominate the world. . . . . . "

17. "The ideal is always full, but the reality is very skinny. . . . "

18. "cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackled all the way. . . .

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19. "The heartbroken man is brushing his teeth. . . . . .