Tell a true joke about three people driving in China?

1. One person can't open the door. The security guard asked: Are you all right? Do you need any help? "I'm fine, just hold the door for me and don't let him shake!"

There used to be a rule in Russia that a drunk who fell to the ground could be taken away by the police and detained for a forced hangover.

An alcoholic saw the police coming. He tripped over a tree and held on tight. The policeman came with a baton and stared at him: "As long as you fall, I will take you away!" " "Drunk muttered," as long as the tree doesn't fall, you didn't also the way! "Confrontation for a long time, the police saw that it was almost off work, but they left. When the police left, the drunk collapsed and snored. ...