Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - What impressed you most about Nicky Wu?
What impressed you most about Nicky Wu?
One day at noon, I was sitting in the yard after lunch, enjoying the cool with a popsicle in my hand, and the goddess came out of the house slowly. Every time she wants to appear in front of me, I have a hunch. So I immediately turned on the pretending mode and turned my face slightly, but I could see her looking at me from the corner of my eye. At that moment. I seem to feel my heartbeat, but I didn't expect her to start coming towards me! I made up my mind to make fun of the story of Qianlong period and think about Adam Cheng's natural and unrestrained appearance. When she came over, I hugged her slowly and said to her, "since we met, it was fate." Why don't you and I live in this shade? ! "Then I kissed directly, ahahahaha, I'm so witty!
I feel that she is getting closer and closer to me, and I can hardly breathe! I think she is less than 2 meters away from me, and she patted me. I turned around and looked at her affectionately. I was about to say my lines when she robbed me first. "Little brother, can you give me a popsicle? My sister is so spicy. "
! ! ! Small? Why am I so small? ! One day I will teach you to do what adults can do!
I was completely out of control and handed her the popsicle for no reason. She smiled with a popsicle. Oh, my God! That's the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. The last time I saw such a beautiful smile was when my mother bought me a yo-yo! !
The goddess touched my head and said thank you. She said that she would take me to her house and treat me to popsicles next time. I nodded silently. After all, I am such a shy boy. This is the first time I have physical contact with my mother, grandmother, aunt and women other than menstruation. Before I came to my senses, my sister was almost at her door.
I sat alone in the yard and thought, I'm going to eat you!
In the next few days, I have been looking forward to the invitation of the goddess. Sitting in the yard for a while every day, taking nothing. I'm just waiting for her to treat me to a popsicle. I didn't expect to see you for days. But I won't give up!
You don't understand this day! ! ! !
Heaven rewards hard work, and finally one day she came to me during my nap! As soon as I heard the shallow knock on the door, I knew it was no one else, because my mother would never knock like this without a key ... As soon as I opened the door, she stood at the door, and before I said hello, she took my hand and walked out. I stupidly followed her, staring at her and holding my hand. It wasn't long before the goddess took me to her house. At that time, my parents were at work during the summer vacation, so there was generally no one at home at this time. The goddess took out a whole bag of popsicles from the refrigerator for me to choose. I can't describe this double happiness in words, just like the plot in a TV series happened to me. For a young me, I can't bear this double temptation. I picked up an old popsicle, unpacked it and ate it. She smiled sweetly when I was eating. We eat popsicles and talk. At that time, I felt that I was the happiest person in the world.
When I was young, I was more active. When I am in a strange environment, I like to look around and look for something new. At that time, girls were a little idolized, and she was no exception. I saw a poster of Zhang Mingxing on the wall of her room through the curtain. I didn't know many young singers at that time. I only remember that the poster on the wall had a popular "one cloud" hairstyle at that time, wearing a leather jacket and jeans. I don't have the courage to ask who it is. After all, I would be very ashamed if I asked. Anyway, that's what I was thinking. Then I went to school to ask my female classmates. I tried to describe the boy on the poster, and later my female classmate told me that he was Nicky Wu.
Nicky Wu? What the hell is this name? ! At that age, I should add the words "Nicky Wu" to my brain. After all, the goddess likes it, so I also want to love me, love my dog. At that time, few people in Little Tiger liked the three of them, but they generally liked one in Little Tiger, and she was the one who was infatuated with Nicky Wu. In the following days, I began to clamor for my family to buy me Nicky Wu's tapes, and began to learn to sing his songs and dance. I can almost sing his songs, and my notebook is full of lyrics.
At that time, I also watched Sign Language in Love repeatedly and learned all the sign languages. Don't tell me nobody got shot!
Learning the whole song is still very tiring.
I remember once showing her this program, and she looked at me stupidly and smiled from ear to ear. It turns out that I am happy to make the person I like laugh. I still feel very sweet when I think about that moment now.
Maybe after a long time, I began to like Nicky Wu more and more. Maybe this is really the power of love.
Later, she moved away, and I gave her a book covered with Nicky Wu stickers, which was almost all my youth. But there was no reply. Now married, I happened to meet her after work, so I asked her to sit in a nearby coffee shop. She doesn't seem to have changed, and her smile is still so sweet. But she also became a wife. I talked to her a lot that day. I mentioned the book covered with stickers, and she didn't say anything. I told her everything I did for her at that time. She asked me, "Why do you like Nicky Wu so much?" I said, "Because you like it!" She replied, "I like it? When did I like Nicky Wu? ! ""Hey, your home is covered with posters of Nicky Wu. Don't you like Nicky Wu? "
She smiled at me and said, "That's Jimmy Lin ..."
It's Jimmy Lin ...
Jimmy Lin ...
I walked out of the coffee shop and hummed the song "Have a nice trip", which also ended my first love.
- Related articles
- Statistics League of Legends hand-picked the top ten, and Jacques topped the list.
- How many people have IELTS 8?
- The "stone man" and tourists in Datang City, Xi 'an, the city that never sleeps, have become a daily game.
- Why is Li Hongzhang called "Oriental Bismarck"?
- Fan Bingbing's true colors are revealed. Why did Jerry Lee say that if we meet again, we must punch her?
- Can you tell me some jokes about rabbits?
- Four text versions of warm-hearted fairy tales put the baby to sleep
- Oops, the old man is very bad. What¡¯s the point?
- Listen to jokes and songs
- Duke Zhou dreamed that his home was drowned.