What are the classic jokes for primary school students?

1, the teacher asked the children, "Twelve children are divided into nine apples. What should I do? " A child said, "throw three apples into the dustbin, and give half an apple to each of the remaining six." Another child said, "strangle three extra people."

2. A student was late in the morning. The teacher asked him, "Why did you come so late?" The student replied, "I was stopped by a robber on the road." Teacher: "Oh, my God! Are you all right, son? " Student: "I'm fine, my exercise book has been taken away!" " "

In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "What were the ways to address me in ancient times?" The student replied, "I, Yu." Xiaoming shouted, "Me, me." The teacher ignored him and asked, "What else?" Xiao Ming shouted "old woman, poor monk, being original" again, and the whole class was already laughing.

4. A group of students talk about their bodies. A said, "I was very thin when I was a child. I'm just skin and bones. " B said, "I was much thinner than you when I was a child. It's just a bulging foreskin. " C said, "I was very thin when I was a child, and my body was a foreskin." Ding said; "You were very interesting when you were young. Some people put bones in purses, some people advocate foreskin, and some people have long bones in foreskin. "

5. In geography class, the teacher opened the multimedia to put a map of China, marked Shanghai, Beijing and Wuhan on the map, and then asked what kind of city it was. Then he pointed to a stunned classmate and said, you answer. The students were alert, stood up and looked at it for a long time and said, it's a triangle!

6. When I was in college, I liked to go to the canteen to pack meals and go back to the dormitory, and cook every day. The chef asked me: Pack or take away? Oh, my God, master. Is there a second option?

7. The teacher said: Everything expands when it is hot. Student: Well, teacher, aren't people living in the tropics expanding all the time?

8. At the beginning of school, the teacher asked Yan Yan: Are you a boy or a girl? I was born to my mother!

9. In high school, my strict math teacher once said, "Sleeping classmates should not sleep." Just like all of us