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What are the childish behaviors of boys?

1. Thinking that all your lofty ideals can be realized

Even if you are no longer young, you can’t do anything, and you have suffered a series of falls. You still think that you have not got a chance. Whenever you have a chance, You can become famous immediately. Sitting in a tavern, drinking "waiter" and talking about it, it's actually just a big soap bubble, and you pretend that no one else knows.

2. Thinking that men are not bad and women do not love them

In fact, it is purely a daydream, but some men still do it. What's even more irritating is that if you really want to be bad, then just be bad and scare the women away. But there are just those men who want to be bad but can't, or who are more bad than small ones. They deceive women into countless tears of sympathy.

3. Thinking that you can marry a rich girl and your insect will turn into a dragon

The concept of "sugar daddy" is now also popular among some unlearned young men. I want to get rich overnight by relying on a woman's pomegranate skirt. I don’t know that “soft rice” is not delicious. Not to mention that you need to have a “natural beauty”. Sometimes you become a cow and you can never turn over.

4. Thinking that the mountain you climb is higher than this mountain

Such a man never knows that there is a sky outside the sky and there are people outside the world. Sometimes he just hides his ears and steals the bell. They treat career, love, women, etc. like this. When they climb this mountain, they feel that the other mountain is higher. The result of being dissatisfied is that you are exhausted until you are half dead, and you still don't get the slightest bit of reality.

5. Thinking that women are all cheap

Men who think this way deserve to be tortured by some powerful women. Emotionally, men are not stronger than women at all. What really leads to a breakup is that there are more men who say harsh words and more women who are cruel. Getting a woman who loves him to fight back doesn't mean that men are being mean.

6. Thinking that you will never grow old

Men always like to describe women over forty as "scumbags". In fact, men over forty sometimes No matter whether it is physical or psychological, it is worse than tofu. You think you’re not old if you have young women around you”-” By the time you want to prove something, you’re already old.

7. Thinking that friends are like siblings and women are like clothes

This is still the concept of many men today. Friendship is more important than parents and wives. If it is true friendship, it should be cherished, but it is your wife who stays by your side every day through thick and thin. Don't be as lucky as Liu Bei, but you imitate him and throw away his wife. How many more do you think you can have?

8. Thinking that even if you become an old man, you will still be loved by a young woman

Even if there is such a thing, it is mostly for the sake of money, don’t be so naive as to think that you You are an "old kid", but in the end you can't afford it. Money can never buy true love, and you are really no longer young at that time, and it’s time to think about your old age.

9. Thinking that a lover is better than a wife

This is the same joke as "it is a rumor that mice are afraid of cats", but some men are obsessed with it. A lover is just a piece of painting, it is cold when you hang it on your body, and it is a nightmare when you hang it on the wall. Don’t rush up without hesitation, your wife will be the only one to help you collect the corpse.

10. Thinking that you don’t have the above-mentioned things and then opening your mouth to curse others

In fact, it’s not scary to have some naive ideas. Who hasn’t been naive? “-” The scary thing is that I never think that it is. Childish, insisting on not changing until seven or eighty years old, and unable to listen to any different opinions. If you hurt others too much, it is a sin; if you hurt yourself too much, you will become stupid.