What should I do if I make my girlfriend angry?

After making your girlfriend angry, you can coax your sister out of it by various means. Different girls need different methods (countermeasures). Here we summarize 12 for your reference. It is not comprehensive and needs to be constantly supplemented and improved.

1; If you don't answer the phone call to your girlfriend, you will send her mobile phone messages continuously: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me, I really can't live without you, and I won't make you angry again", 12 times a day, if not, 24 times a day after one week, and so on;

2; Order roses from etiquette company and send MM every day, one on the first day, two on the second day, three on the third day, and so on until MM is happy;

3; Write a sincere letter of apology to MM, review all the happy days and events since the communication, praise all the advantages and benefits of MM in all conceivable eulogizing language, scold yourself for being nothing in all conceivable vicious language, deeply examine the ideological and historical roots, solemnly promise to repent, and drop a few drops of eye drops on the stationery;

4; Apologize humbly: carry a softball bat on your back. If it is summer, you will be topless. If it is winter, you will only wear underwear. Go to MM's door and kneel on one leg until MM forgives you (if you don't have a softball bat, you can go to MM's door and stand upside down against the wall until MM wakes you up);

5; After afternoon 10, go to MM's window, play guitar (or violin) and sing "I can't live without you" until dawn, and go every day until MM changes her mind, rain or shine;

6; Thinking hard, the little gifts that MM wants most recently (such as pocket MP3 player, Chanel French perfume, pearl necklace, full set of Strauss waltz CD, full set of cosmetics of Shiseido in Japan, etc.) are hard to get. ) Do everything possible to get it for her and deliver it in person, which can not only resolve the contradiction, but also win MM's heart and kiss.

7; Go to the etiquette company, order four largest hydrogen balloons (different colors, more than one meter in diameter) and hang a colorful flag with a length of 10 meter and a width of 120 cm. The banner reads: "So-and-so, I love you to death", "So-and-so, I love you forever" and "So-and-so, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble". On a sunny morning, taking a picture of MM before getting up and putting it in the open space in front of MM's home (or dormitory) will definitely achieve the expected shocking effect.

8; When you go to your parents-in-law's house, you have to do housework every week, fetch water, chop wood, change gas tanks, clean windows, mop the floor, wash clothes, wash quilts, repair toilets, clean kitchen hoods and clean bicycles (cars and motorcycles), rain or shine;

9; Take your future brother-in-law to the streets, eat KFC, eat ice cream, buy game discs and take-out cards, watch football horse racing performances, visit parks, play roller coasters, shoot at shooting ranges, go swimming in swimming pools, ... Don't forget to come back and pretend to buy a stack of teaching reference books for your brother-in-law;

10; Go to the radio and television station to order songs and name the people you like-mm for several weeks, or go to the newspaper office to put a text advertisement in the classified advertisement column: "I was wrong, I corrected it, I won't dare to do it again" and sign my name;

1 1; In the name of MM, send moon cakes to nursing homes, donate money to Project Hope, send send warm, a child who is out of school, and send warm clothes to poor areas. Over time, radio, TV and newspapers have interviewed MM, and MM doesn't know what to say. They saw the handwriting on the copy of the money order, realized that it was a good thing you did secretly, and they "met and laughed" and got back together with you.

12; When all the above methods fail, call MM at home and tell her in the deepest tone: "I'm really sorry to make you so angry. I decided to go first. My passbook, credit card and real estate license are all in the drawer of the bedside table. I'll leave them all to you. The password is XX. . . The key to the gate is on my door frame. The orchids on the windowsill should be watered every day and the goldfish should be fed once a week. Pay the electricity bill on the 3rd and the water bill on the 8th every month. Please be careful. Cable TV has been handed over to the end of the year. You must have breakfast before going to work every day after I leave, or your stomach trouble will get worse. Don't surf the Internet too late at night, or you will get old if you don't get enough sleep. You should pay attention to the hot and cold weather. You should be careful when people are in danger. You should be more careful after I leave. Then, put down the phone, disconnect the telephone line, lie in bed and wait patiently for MM's arrival.