What’s wrong with college security guards?

This meme has been very popular on the Internet recently. It first became famous because of a limerick written by a security guard. Let’s take a look at the specific meaning.

I am a security guard. I am a complete paragraph: I am a security guard. I am depressed every day. I wait until I die at work. I'm lazy, my only hobby is watching TV shows. I'm a security guard. I go to work and get off work. I'm a fool who chases goddesses. I send good night messages every day, but people don't even read them. Occasionally I reply with a "hmm" and I start licking again. I'm a Security guards will also think about tomorrow. There is no need to dwell on the past, as they will still be security guards tomorrow.

Extended information:

The meme "Security Diary" originated from an article circulated on the Internet. Its general content is that there is a security WeChat group, and each security guard has to do it every day. Post work logs to the group. Because the content they wrote was so funny, it became a hit on the Internet. This article was originally posted by netizens in the Twilight Show TV bar for friends to make fun of, but it was later stolen to Weibo for some unknown reason. After the security diary became popular on Weibo, netizens began to follow suit and started writing "security diaries" using their imaginations.

Everyone's usual "check-in" has become writing a diary. Some netizens even cosplayed as security guards, established a WeChat group chat, and began to write a "diary" collectively. Because the content of netizens' diaries was too funny, the combination of "Security Diary" was directly pushed to the Weibo hot search list and became known to more people.

Taking stock of the "security diaries" written by netizens, it was sunny at 3:28 pm on March 13, 2019. It was the 6th community patrol today. I was the officer on duty during the day, and I picked up ten items under Building A. Bucks are happy. On the way back to the security room after patrolling, I picked up a stray dog, over.

It was sunny at 12:00 noon on March 13, 2019. It was the 88th community patrol today. My colleagues secretly photographed the patrol process. I thought it looked very good after watching it. I shared it with the group to enjoy together, over.