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One afternoon, Xiaoming was playing outside. Remember what his parents said.
He passed by a sandpit and saw a group of returning children making sand sculptures. One of the children suddenly said, "The house is going to fall down." . Xiao Ming remembers.
He passed a yard. An old man is playing with his grandson. The grandson hit grandpa, and the old man said, "Don't hit grandpa again." Xiao Ming remembered.
He passed a farmer's house and suddenly two pigs ran out of the house. The farmer shouted at the back, "boars and sows come back quickly." Xiao Ming remembers.
When he got home, Xiao Ming shouted, "The house is going to collapse!"
His parents ran away in despair.
Xiao Ming added, "boars and sows come back quickly."
His father turned red with anger and slapped him when he came back.
Xiao Ming added, "Don't hit grandpa again, or you'll cry for help!
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