What are the funny words in Sichuan dialect?

A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " "\x0d\ If you don't do your homework today, the teacher will help you get it tomorrow. Too long to be a fart, just to be a brother, to pry a lever, to climb a second brother, to be poor all my life, and to be a knife maker is annoyed. \x0d\ If there is a girl hook, say wow, that's weird. \x0d\ Wang Xiaowa is fierce, and his gang fell. \x0d\ Don't shout "yellow" when touching down. Do things carefully. \x0d\ After I reported the tuition to Eva this month, I was a little bossy and afraid to play cards. \x0d\ You beat me, but I am deaf. I have to shave five bald heads to count the ball. If I lose, I will give my wife some shares. \x0d\ Li Er is a fool, 250 yuan. The turtle son took it down from the ridge and gave it to the old monk, but he owed it to the genius. I'm your uncle, and your baby doesn't recognize yellow locks. I can't find you anywhere, so I can't find you anywhere. Nonsense. I'm afraid you will run away. Wow. \x0d\ turtle son got lost at work, the water was very thin, and there was fire in it. He just wants to cook a meal, but in the afternoon, he wants to go back and eat eight tablets and beg for no reason. Unlike pulling his brother, Wang Erwa is rich and old, and she is used to it, and her eggs are bigger. Who wants you to talk dirty in the meeting, pretend you don't understand, and talk about the land wind? This has caused wow, sneeze that you can't type, money that you can't even type falls from the sky, and you want to be comfortable. Those children who lie during the day are like beggars and beggars.