Grandma's joke.

I still remember the jokes my grandmother told me when I was a child.

There is an old lady sewing clothes in the shade of her house. Because she was not satisfied with sewing, she sewed and sewed, which happened to be seen by pot sellers at the village edge. The pot seller is going to laugh at the old lady. So he went up to the old lady and asked, "Madam, how can I get from the village to the sewing village?" Not to be outdone, the old lady said, "I don't know how to get from the village to the sewing village." I only know that my son sells jars and pots. "

The daughter-in-law who has just passed the door has to make noodles before she prepares to wrap jiaozi. Use a small basin first. Because of inexperience, I put too much water for a while and then added noodles; After a while, the noodles are added too much, and then the water is released. When the small basin could not hold, she asked her mother-in-law who was making a quilt, where was the big basin? I changed the cauldron, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I asked my mother-in-law if she had a bigger cauldron. The mother-in-law couldn't stand it anymore, so she scolded her daughter-in-law: "You silly daughter-in-law, live a good life, change the small basin into a big one, and the big basin has to be changed into a big one." If I hadn't sewed myself in the quilt, I would have gone out to beat you. "

My son and father went to the field to mow the grass for a long time. My son complained that he was too tired and had a backache. Dad said, "What happened to your back? Children have no waist. Work hard. " My son said nothing. Keep working. After a while, the hoe came to the field. Dad wanted to smoke a cigarette to relieve fatigue, but forgot where he put his cigarette bag, so he asked his son, "Where is my cigarette bag?" The son said, "That's not in the middle." Dad panted from the ground to the middle of the ground. When he didn't find the tobacco pouch, he asked his son, "Where are the bags under the eyes? Why not? " The son pointed to his father's waist: "Where is it?" Dad was angry and said, "smelly boy, why didn't you tell me not to put it on my waist? I didn't find it after running so far." The son said unconvinced, "Didn't you say that the child has no waist?" Without a waist, I can only say that your waist is half. "

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