Classic quotations from Zhou Libo's talk show

A person's quality is imaginary. You want him to be good, he is good! Bad is good, and bad is also a manifestation of personality! You want him to be bad, he is bad! Good is also cruel! The following are the classic quotations I compiled from Zhou Libo's talk show. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

(1) magnetic levitation,10 billion a lot of money, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.

(2) At present, our China stock market has become an accident.

You must tolerate my ignorance as much as your leader. I'm not saying that a leader must be ignorant. The basis of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? Leadership is called wisdom and stupidity!

(4) Newton's apple fell on his head and suddenly became a great scientist. If it is shot put, what do you think? Newton passed away.

(5) If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country will definitely lack imagination!

They are unable to make us clear, so they try to confuse us.

(7) How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.

(8) At present, the China stock market basically belongs to: the boss goes in and the beggar comes out; Talents go in and coffins come out; The doctor goes in and comes out; Yang Baiwan went in and Yang Bailao came out; You want to get rich when you go in, but you look crazy when you come out. Go in with two guns and come out with your hands up; I wanted to learn from Buffett, but I was skinned; Well-off families go in, and the five guarantees are extremely poor; Pat a chest and come out with a slap; Men come in, eunuchs go out!

(9) ups and downs are not shocking, and flowers bloom before the court; Free profit and loss, let the clouds outside the sky roll; If you can do this in the stock market, you are basically not alone.

(10) Don't think that you can control the direction of your life by holding the steering wheel of a BMW. If you drive carelessly, you can still hit the wall, the airbag may not open, and your face will definitely open!

The greatness of China football players is that they are open-minded and eager to learn. They learned to dye their hair and go to nightclubs. They talk like Europeans and play football like primitive people!

Classic Quotations of Zhou Libo's Talk Show (2)

1, I found that friends born after 1990 seem to care about other people's comments on you and will be indignant for some extreme views! I said you don't have to be rejected to prove your normal state! A generation can't adapt, which is the main driving force of social development. You get used to it when you watch it, and then you get used to it after 00!

2, idol theory: idols can save an era, idols can destroy an era! There is no genius in this world who succeeds without hard work (except cheating the world and stealing fame)! There are only fools (many) who don't want to work hard but want to succeed! For myths, please see the list of gods. Please listen to Zhou Libo about the truth. All this is a miracle! Serious warning: believe in dreams, there is no miracle!

3, agricultural logging gang, the American Red Age Society's group mulberry musical instrument. Don't say that Americans really know how to do business. )

4. Heavy rainfall has given birth to new reasons for high housing prices in Beijing: seeing snow in winter, watching the sea in summer, and seeing sea-view rooms with snow, whether there is wood or not!

5. There is no intersection between the upper circle and the lower circle, which is 8. Left and right, separated by a piece of red sea, so they can never cross, that is, eight.

6. My opinion can't take the place of your approval or anyone else's! So it doesn't matter what I think! Just like: fairness should be an ideal consideration, while rationality is a difficult problem that reality must face! This is an era of disunity, and it is a society that many people find it difficult to adjust! Perhaps, the world cares not about right or wrong, but about winning or losing! What's the point of talking about right and wrong after winning or losing? What bothers others is your own injury! Ha!

7, turning over is turning over, being the master is the master, turning over can't be the master, and the master doesn't want you to turn over. The Lord said: Want to turn over? Let me help you! Want to turn over? I'll kill you!

8, a person's good and bad are all thought out. You want him to be good, he is good! Bad is good, and bad is also a manifestation of personality! You want him to be bad, he is bad! Good is also cruel!

As a public figure, I don't want to be so hypocritical. If someone scolds me, I won't ignore it just because I am a public figure. Because as a public figure, it is immoral if you can't guarantee the minimum personal dignity and safety.

10, Shanghai gangsters can only speak Mandarin when robbing.

1 1. Forever Smile is an old song with a typical "old Shanghai" mood. Its melody, lyrics and artistic conception all exude the inexplicable but irresistible comfort and elegance of the "Oriental Magic Capital" of that year! It's been a long time, but it's clear.

12, "One life and a half life, half life is poor". Diligence brings knowledge, and knowledge is full of wisdom. Replace wealth with wisdom, and prove success with wealth. Achieve good deeds with success and win recognition with good deeds. Pursue Excellence with recognition, and achieve extraordinary things with Excellence.

13, first-class husband: afraid of his wife. Second-class husband: yelling at his wife. Third-class husband: beating his wife. The first wife: praise her husband. Second wife: I hate my husband. Third-class wife: harm the husband.

14, the first-level leader: speak human words. Second-level leaders: telling myths. Third-class leaders: nonsense. First-rate people: tell the truth. Second class: Tell a lie. Third-class people: don't talk.

15, from past lives to the world, we passed by this life. From hell to heaven, we passed by. Recall yesterday, think about tomorrow, or today is the most real! Yesterday, today and tomorrow, life is three days in total. Last life, this life, next life, all my life.

16, between "public trust" and "function", if the former can lead to the disorder of the latter, does the latter prove the absence of the former? Here, thank you for the innocent lives killed in the rainstorm in Beijing! My deepest condolences! ! Reflections on "Water Night" in Beijing.

17, I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times!

18, between friends or superiors: loyalty is more important than ability.

19, when crying loses its meaning, whether it is tears or rain, there will be no miracles in the past, and pain is just superfluous. Seal up your memory and set yourself free.

20. When you grow up, you gradually learn a few things: some people don't have to care, no matter what they say or do, no matter how naive and annoying they are, they really don't have to care. Some people will never be your enemies, so you don't have to flatter them. This kind of person thinks highly of himself, thinking that he can be hated by you by attacking you and hurting you desperately. Some people don't have to wait, but you know very well that this person doesn't have to wait any longer, but you can't let go.

2 1, Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: Reading Chinese for 10 years is better than talking about QQ for half a year.

22. Zhou Libo's quotation from Ren Lei: "Dear, I'm ... I'm pregnant ... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you're not responsible ..."

23. Quotations from Zhou Libo Ren Lei: Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

24. Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

25. Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

26. Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: I met a girl's signature: it may seem possible, but it may not be. I also saw a child's signature: Give me a girl and I can create a country.

27. Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig has always been a pig, but sometimes a man is not a man!

28. Zhou Libo quoted from Ren Lei: I can tolerate that my figure is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake, and my hips are fake! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !