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There was once a pair of little boys and girls holding hands to cut their hair, but there were no adults. In this case, we usually dare not cut it casually, but the two little guys took out their mobile phones and dialed the number to let their parents call us separately. Not long after the cut, the little girl looked up and asked me, "Brother, how much is the cut?" After I told her the price, she was a little worried and hesitant and asked the little boy, "How much money did you bring?" Little boy: "a lot, I have several dollars!" " "The little girl still looked uneasy and took my hand:" Brother, can you cut me cheaper? "We have to save money to elope."

Elopement! My colleagues and I were stunned, and the little boy jumped down from the chair: "I thought we agreed not to tell anyone!" " "The little girl twisted her fingers and didn't speak. The boys pulled the girls down in handfuls: "Ignore it, run quickly, and someone will catch up with a large team soon!" " "My colleagues and I were still holding scissors and combs in our hands, and we were all shocked to see the little boy run away with the little girl with a bib. The little girl's voice came from a distance: "This hairstyle is not beautiful when people visit the church."

In the evening, the two children were picked up by adults and continued to cut their hair. I teased the little boy while working: "Where did you run away?"

The little boy gave me a white look: "I will ride her away one day!" " "