The whole funny joke.

A set of "automatic swearing" software has just been installed in the computer of the unit.

On this day, my colleague received an email: "The child is fine. The doctor said it was menopause. "

Colleagues were surprised, because his child just turned 10, so he called to ask.

It turned out that the original letter was written like this: "The child is fucking ill. The doctor said it was menopause. "

A foreigner holding a ticket for 50 yuan waved it in front of the conductor: See? Have you seen it? ……

The conductor was stupid, so he simply took out a program of 100: Have you seen it?

Finally, I learned that the man wanted to go to "Jianguomen!"

Would you like tea or coffee, gentlemen? Coffee. Me too. Clean the cup carefully. Okay, you two wait a minute. (After a while, the waiter comes back) Waiter: Well, I'm sorry, who wanted to clean the cup just now?

A farmer went into town to visit relatives and went out shopping. Relatives gave him a bus IC card. This is the first time he has used it. After getting on the bus, I took the initiative to show my card to the driver and went straight to my seat. No, the driver said "read the card", so he read the IC card carefully: "XX bus IC card ~ ~", and the driver said "read it over there", so he went to the place where the driver pointed and read aloud: "XX bus IC card …"