Send a funny anti-melodramatic copy to a circle of friends.

1. Forever young, forever spent, still unclear, forever dry, and fight for a lifetime.

Make other girls suffer. I want to live long.

In fact, I know he doesn't love me, but it turns out that even if he is planted, I am willing to copy it. I want your mother.

You always feel that you are tired of living, maybe you just went to bed too late.

There's nothing I can't forget about my predecessor, but I'm not satisfied with my present one.

6. put away your knife mouth, no one cares about your tofu heart

7. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary, enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

8. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!

9. The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

10. Never propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.

1 1. Three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep, and the third is to laugh.

12. The danger of being angular is that it is very convenient for others to bite you.

13. tell emo! Leak! Leak!

14. I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

15. Telephone overdraft of 900,000 yuan was sentenced to life, homicide was sentenced to three years, malicious withdrawal from ATM170,000 yuan was sentenced to life, and corruption was sentenced to tens of millions 10 year.

17. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed, he is jealous of you, you fail, and he laughs at you.

19. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

20. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

2 1. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

22. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

23. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

24. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

25. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

27. The way you talk to ta all the time looks like a shopping guide in a shopping mall.

28. Your social phobia may just be because you are poor.

29. Your present life may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it.

30. Late night emo WeChat red envelope 88.88 Listen to my story. There is no middleman to earn the difference. Every paragraph can sting your heart.