A collection of the funniest quotes

Which words make people feel the funniest? Please enjoy the funniest words I have brought to you below. Selection of the funniest quotes

1) I have a one-year-old son who doesn’t like to sleep at night or get up in the morning. He stayed in bed again yesterday. I asked him why he didn’t get up yet, and he said no. I woke up and was glued to the bed. I asked him what he was doing last night, and he said he was applying glue!

2) When you were in school, the teacher asked you a question, but you clearly understood it I said no, but I asked you to stand up and ask for your answer, and then there was nothing more. My legs hurt when I stood!

3) I found that my neck was so tight, ah! My back was also Chilly. What should I do? I seem to be entangled in something unclean! God replied: Brother, your sweater is on inside out.

4) Today the manager received foreign friends, and they had a great time communicating in Mandarin throughout the process. Later, the foreigner shared the home video recorded on his mobile phone with the manager. The manager complained after watching it: "Ouch! There are no subtitles, and I can't understand it!"

5) Two sisters During the quarrel, my sister said: "What are you doing? You've been using the same things I've been using since you were a child!" My sister: "Yes! Even men!"

6) There was a computer class in high school. My classmate's computer couldn't be turned on for a long time, so he made a big move: "Boss, change the computer."

7) There was a classmate in high school who had very good grades. One time, she unintentionally asked me to be in the class. Make a fool of yourself. Although I didn't take it seriously, I talked to her and bought her snacks as usual, but she kept feeling guilty and wanted to find a chance to make amends. Later, during the exam, she took the initiative to send me the answers. I opened the note and burst into tears. Treating people with sincerity will definitely move God. My efforts finally paid off. Thinking of this, I shouted: "Teacher, Zhang Cuilan cheated!"

8) Two people quarreled at the gate of the junior high school. One was tall and the other was thin. The younger one pointed at the older one and cursed, and the older one said, "Don't point at me!" The younger one said, "Why am I pointing at you?" Just when the crowd of onlookers thought that a fight was about to start, the older one said: "I mean you too, I mean you too"

9) I don't dare to be a lover, but I already know the secret of making friends. No matter it's a handsome man that makes people and gods angry, or a goddess who doesn't eat the fireworks of this world, don't be afraid. Walk up and say openly: "I like you. Let's be together." The other person replies: "I'm sorry. Let's just be friends." So you have another friend.

10) In geography class, Dajun was sleeping. The teacher called him to the podium and asked him to point out the new continent discovered by Columbus on the wall map. Da Jun pointed out the correct location, and the teacher smiled with satisfaction: "Students, do you know who discovered the New World?" Students: "Da Jun." Then the teacher asked Da Jun: "What does the line of numbers under New World mean?" Grand Army: It’s Columbus’ phone number.

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