Is there a homophonic "joke, two-part allegorical saying"?

See green onions mixed with tofu-fried tofu with one clear (green) and two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)

Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

Monk's house-temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-jiu. (Good wine)

Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind).

Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red.

What's next-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye).

Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky)

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

Riding in Opera-No (Walking)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada).

Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng on your ass.-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

Do what you see.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens. The tenant rented his field, but he had to be given a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about renting the land for the next year. He insisted that his hands were empty, opened his eyes and said, "There are no three kinds of land." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly!"

The landlord replied: "That sentence was' nonsense' just now, and now it is said by accident."

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

Inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

Have a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go there by plane. Afraid that the manager wouldn't agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "Take it when you have the chance, or don't take it." The manager received the telegram and thought it was an "opportunity" to close the deal. He immediately called back: "Seize the opportunity."

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified to fly. The salesman took out his manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

Geographical name correlation

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then raise your glass to toast everyone, raise your head and drink it off, and then say, "I'm from Yangon."

The headmaster is angry.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Rural conference

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.