What are some stories about "farts"?

I heard a story when I was a child; it was said that there was a soprano singer who farted every time she sang a high octave. The volume and tone were immediately affected, and she grew taller. There is a way; Sepisai can solve this problem. The security captain of the concert hall is responsible for maintaining order in the theater. He instructs the security guards under his command; whenever someone makes trouble in the theater, you should listen to my whistle and quickly gather in front of me... On the day of the performance, the security captain came to the costumes and equipment as usual During the performance, she mistakenly put her butt plug into her trouser pocket when she was wearing it... The soprano singer mistakenly put her whistle into her body when she came to the clothing and equipment room to put on her clothes... When the performance reached its climax, a loud whistle suddenly sounded in the center of the stage... All the security team members They quickly gathered in the center of the stage and surrounded the female singer. The female singer's face turned pale with fear... The security captain was surrounded by the audience under the stage because he stuffed an object in his mouth and his face turned red from holding it in. They all thought he was causing trouble. , causing the performance to be interrupted... and being beaten up...